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2012

01

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


My fat wife has got her walker out and is heading to her sisters for some bullshit card game….so tonight I will fuck a hooker.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Okay So George Lucas *May* Not be the Devil Afterall. Maybe.
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Charlie Sheen Bought His Favorite Hooker A New Vagina
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Hmmmmm Sorry, That’s a No Parking Zone – VIDEO
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The 25 Best Hip-Hop Movie Soundtracks Of All Time
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Inmates do Gangnam Style
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The Chili Chicken Challenge
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Victoria Beckham Hot in Elle
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Gillian Anderson Busts Out
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A Little Bit of Kelly Brooke Never Hurt Anyone
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Rosalee is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Stacey Aaron is a Sexy Co-Ed (SEMI NSFW)
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It’s Been 50 Years of James Bond. Wow!
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She is Scat Woman, Hear Her Fart!
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Free Cam Shows Are Always a Ray of Sunshine, No? (NSFW)
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The NMA Tainwanese News is Weighing in On the George Lucas/Disney Deal – VIDEO
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This Cutie Has Some Sexy Alone Time (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Have Some Fun With (NSFW)
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I’ll Kill Anybody That Pays $250 For Rihanna’s Album Myself
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Tasha is Getting Flashy Outdoors (NSFW)
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Agent Provocateur London Lingerie Runway Show. Sexy! (NSFW)
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Weapons is Mass Distraction
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Dog Hates Baths
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Michelle Duggar Almost Looks Bangable With Her New Hair Do. Almost
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Spencer Scott In A Sexy Bikini
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Holy Cameltoe Ashley Tisdale (SITE NSFW)
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Avril Lavinge Slutty Sailor Girl Costume
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Amanda Bynes Says She’ll Sue Tabloid Over Claims of ‘Tanning Salon Striptease’ (EXCLUSIVE)
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Cameron Diaz Looks Like She Had a Few
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Girls Peeing – A Gallery – VIDEO
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Dog Hops Up Stairs
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Pervy Politician Popped: Anti-Gay GOP Candidate Charged With Choppin’ Down A Child!
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Eve Angel and Monica Sweet (NSFW)
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Día De Los Muertos: The Sexy, Cool, Way To Remember The Dead (NSFW)
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Nicole Trunfio’s Boney Bikini Pics From Miami Beach! OWW!
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Amateur Goes Wild With Her Goodies (NSFW)
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The Rock is an Idiot But He Pretty Much Wins Halloween
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LeAnn Rimes Is Suing More Twitter Users For The Crime Of Disliking Her Cheating Tinkle Feet
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Spencer Scott in a Sexy Bikini
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Harry Potter and Don Draper in a Tub
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Megan Fox Learns the Language of the Dolphins
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Sara Jay is Disgusting…
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

01

Nov

Kendall Jenner’s Instagram is Fun and Wholesome of the Day

I know she’s 11, but looking at someone flaunting themselves never hurt anyone…it is when you decide to touch…or expose your penis on the bus where you get in trouble…and unfortunately for you perverts…saying that for 1000s of years of humanity…and in some cultures today…the fact that a girl had her period makes her old enough to marry the prince to have his babies….just won’t hold as a solid defense in court…because western society says a bitch…although fertile and ready to make babies…is only ready to make babies with people over 18 when she turns 18….otherwise it is sex offense…..which could be unfair in your pervert eyes….but that I think is a welcomed law…cuz we gotta protect our kids…and more importantly…girls are only fun after they’ve got a little experience in them…

But I can still appreciate a young fit body…who is obviously being told to exploit and expose her young fit body…because why the fuck else would she be posting pics like this of her ass on Twitter….making me think maybe her mom needs to be looked at a little closer…in how she’s raising her kids to be hookers….

You aren’t breaking any laws looking at this….but you may want to send this to Child Protection because I can’t imagine anything good coming out of baiting sexual predators with your teen daughters into watching your stupid show….here are the pics…..you decide.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2012

01

Nov

Arianny Celeste’s Calendar Signing/Halloween Photoshoot of the Day

I guess UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste is pulling a Kelly Kelly…and figuring out how to leverage being at the top of her fame game into something more substantial than being a ring girl….you know by dabbling in making really humiliating music…to doing model shoots and running a blog…and not a video blog that follows her around in her uninteresting life…that luckily has fake tits she doesn’t mind showing off cuz her other option or career path was to be a stripper….that I don’t mind looking at…cuz any girl used to make the gayest sport of all time semi-straight….who has fake tits and a vision of being the best half naked model she can be….is good enough for me.

Here she is doing Halloween and a Halloween shoot….

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2012

01

Nov

Miley Cyrus Turns Me On in her Leopard Costume of the Day

I am really into Miley Cyrus right now…and I have no idea why….maybe it is the fact that she’s skinny and dresses pretty hot…or maybe I just like broken child stars who have too much money to know what to do with and who live in some fantasy land that isn’t really anyone’s reality…but that they get to rule as if it is their own personal fucking kingdom…cuz that’s how spoiled brats from trashy backgrounds do it…but I think it has more to do with the fact that she’s skinny and dresses pretty hot….because looking at pics of her allows me to ignore all that is flawed in her personality….

Here is her costume…all animal print and exotic….something Miley definitely isn’t…but we can pretend she is….because this is the internet and anything goes….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

01

Nov

Bérénice Marlohe is Pretty Fantastic for FHM of the Day

Bérénice Marlohe is from France, she’s 33 and sheis a Bond girl in Skyfall…a movie I will definitely not be seeing because James Bond movies are the fucking worst….especially the modern ones…and the only redeeming thing about them is the sexy girls they cast to be the love interest….even if they like to keep shit G rated to sell tickets to the youth….and never use them to their full Euro potential of willing to get naked in public for free….you see cuz even the mainstream movies I’ve seen from France….involve actual penetration….the way movie sex is supposed to be…

Either way, she was in FHM….cuz FHM is really up to speed on new it girls who need exposure at the right time….in hopes of saving the dying magazine brand…and I am more than happy to stare at the pics…even if they aren’t all that amazing…but they are of a new star…I’ll be sure to keep my eye for her topless pics….like it is my fucking job cuz it is my fucking job.

Posted in:Bérénice Marlohe

2012

01

Nov

Avril Lavigne’s Sailer Costume of the Day

I lost the little respect I had for Avril Lavigne when I found out she was engaged to the guy in Nickelback…because that band is the worst pile of fucking shit to come out of Canada…it pretty much offends me and the lead singer’s face annoys me…and knowing that anyone would willingly hang out with him…or more importantly have sex with him…especially when they don’t have to cuz they are Avril Lavigne and have their own money that make groupie-ing out to garbage unnecessary….makes me hate them by association……

Not that I ever really had respect for Avril Lavigne….I mean 30 year old pretending to be a 15 year old suburban mall girl filled with angst never appealed to me….if anything those 15 year old emo kids annoy me when they are 15….and feel that they should know better…

But I did find her ex-husband’s costume mocking her pretty funny….

And I don’t really mind her in a generic sailer costume like she’s a little slut…..you know out of her oversized sweater she wears to hide her cutting and tears….because sluts are ultimately what life is all about.

Posted in:Avril Lavigne

2012

01

Nov

Amanda Bynes Naked in the Tanning Salon of the Day

I just got this amazing email:

Amanda Bynes caused quite a scene during a recent visit to Beach Bum Tanning in NYC. An eyewitness tells In Touch that the troubled starlet shocked customers when she appeared in main salon area — completely naked!

After purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session, the 26-year-old was set up in a private room — but it wasn’t long before Amanda strode back out into the main salon area in search of goggles.

Only problem: She wasn’t wearing any clothes! “She walked out of the room completely naked,” the eyewitness tells In Touch. “She didn’t seem to care that everyone saw her naked.”

“She seemed totally out of it,” the eyewitness says. “She took her time walking back to the Mystic room, dragging her fingers along the wall and smiling at customers who passed her.”

The eyewitness adds: “There was definitely something wrong with her.”

Best fucking news ever….

I want to see the pics….someone out there…an employee of Mystic tan…must have security footage of this happening….and I need it…because Amanda Bynes, despite her weird face…has a hot little body I want to see naked….

I hope this drug addiction, fallen off the radar shit is true…cuz child star turns into porn star would be a nice way to end this Amanda Bynes story….

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2012

01

Nov

Ashley Tisdale is a Sexy Batman with an Ugly Robin of the Day


Ashley Tisdale has a pretty good strategy….she’s not hot but she works out…so she can use her fit body as a distraction from her face…that she has had a nose job on…but that hasn’t saved her from a life of averaging looking at best….so she’s got the extra step to make sure she hangs with girls substantially uglier than her…even making them her sidekick in Halloween costumes…to make her look better…the oldest trick in the average looking girl book….you know make sure you’re the hottest in the group so people talk to you….while all these ugly girls she’s with are just too excited to be with a girl from TV to notice what they are being used for…if anything they feel top of the fucking game…..cuz ugly fat girls are pathetic…and I guess Ashley Tisdale knows that.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2012

01

Nov

Kelly Kelly is a Viking of the Day


Barbie Blank….or Kelly Kelly who legally can’t use that name since it is a registered trademark of the WWF or whatever Wrestling Federation she was a part of before deciding she was good enough to venture out on her own…like all arrogant, cocky sluts at the top of their game….to pursue a career doing god fucking knows what the next step for a stripper looking wrestler’s career is….dressed up like a sexy Viking…a fetish I can’t really understand anyone having…because vikings are big burly unshowered men…..but I guess it’s not about fetishes…it is about Halloween and the ability to make any costume available at the sex shop…all low cut with a push up bra in it….cheesy maybe, but really what the fuck do you expect from a stripper looking girl who is named Barbie Blank….seriously.

Posted in:Kelly Kelly

2012

01

Nov

Sophie Turner is a Lawyer Dressed like a Belly Dancer Slut of the Day


The nice thing about Twitter or all social media for that matter is that when no one wants to take pics of you…you can always take pics of yourself….

Sophie Turner….Law School student turned failed Glamour Model no one cares enough about that she was forced to go back to Law School to become an actual lawyer as her back-up plan if modeling didn’t work out for her…which it didn’t…can still take pics of herself worth looking at….cuz she may not be a playboy playmate…and no one may want her awesome body in their magazines…but twitter can’t say no to her….and I don’t mind watching.

Here is her Belly Dancer slut costume that must have gone over well at the Law Office she’s doing her articling at yesterday. All those corporate lawyers with wives and kids must have loved asking her to go over contracts…with promises that one day she’ll be a partner…when all she really wants is magazine covers…

The whole thing is kinda sad…failed dreams…and that’s probably why I like it.

Posted in:Sophie Turner