2012
31
Oct
Disney bought Lucas Films for 4 billion dollars because George Lucas wasn’t rich enough to begin with…and they are releasing a bunch of new movies for all you Star Wars nerds…but you don’t need me to tell you that…you’ve probably been masturbating to it the last 24 hours….
Here’s a trailer for Episode 7…..it is exactly what you’d expect….
So now all you Star Wars nerds may end up getting slamming your genitals raw into raw…you know grinding that shit off…
Posted in:Star Wars
2012
31
Oct
It amazes me that I know who people like Kelly Brook are…because I do not give a fuck across the board….it actually amazes me that I spend my days up on this garbage…but it doesn’t amaze me as much as these lovely self shot pics of Kelly Brook….a girl or woman who knows getting naked is the key to success….a lesson you all need to learn….this is a good instagram pic.
Posted in:Kelly Brook
2012
31
Oct
I do not watch Basketball Wives…I’m really not into this miserable TV programmer or the bottom feeders who humiliate themselves for it…so I don’t know who this Draya is or who she is married to…I just know she’s pretty good at Halloween…apparently she’s Chris Brown’s ex gf…who he didn’t beat up for fame like she was Rihanna..and she doesn’t matter but her costume does.
Posted in:Draya Michele
2012
31
Oct
I have never had an interest in this Florida trash that fucked her way into relevance….from banging Jonas brothers…to banging Twilight producers to get cast in the shit to make herself important…because I never found her hot…if anything I thought she was boring and obvious in her PR efforts…I think she’s a bit of a bullshitter, bottom feeder, phony but that was before today…or more importantly before her breast implants that I am gonna assume she’s got…not cuz I love fake tits…but I do appreciate their ability to save shitty tits…but because I appreciate an otherwise dull and undeserving actress slutting out.
Posted in:Ashley Greene
2012
31
Oct
Everyone makes a big deal…or as big a deal as one can possibly make about someone as insignificant as Paulina Gretzky…you know the daughter of a star Hockey Player from the 80s….who has achieved absolutely nothing and who doesn’t need to achieve anything….because she is set for fucking life….
But when I look at her, I see nothing different than the typical college girl…they all dress slutty, they would all have implants if they had access to their trust fund and more importantly had shitty fucking tits….they all go to the Deadmau5 and other dubstep shows….this is just the way this generation plays out…
I don’t know what people expect out of her…or why they wouldn’t accept this behavior with open arms…cuz as far as I’m concerned it is fun to look at…especially knowing…she doesnt need to be doing this to get ahead…she’s strictly in it for the attention…and that makes her fun….
3 or 4 costumes…all perfectly slutty….which is always nice to to see how a slut everyday sluts out on this slutty day…or week…in Paulina Gretzky’s fit as many parties in hustle….
Posted in:Paulina Gretzky
2012
31
Oct
Normally, I like my fashion shoots to have more nipple in them, you know because nipples to me really allow me to appreciate the clothing these companies and magazines are being paid to promote….as nothing says well dressed like nipple….
But for some resason, a reason I will call love, I am totally into this strategic nudity…cuz it leaves so much to the imagination and makes me put in work to actually see this tease naked…
Real hard work…like typing her name in the search bar on the top right of this site…when she knows I like my nudity for fashion served to me on a platter….by naked girls…
Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute
2012
31
Oct
Here are some pics of Izabel Goulart, a MODEL I’VE POSTED ON BEFORE …you know because she’s pretty fucking famous and worked for Victoria’s Secret back in the Brazilian girl craze that I think has died down since Gisele’s dick was exposed…in Tom Brady’s mouth…while playing Locker Room initiation games on their front year….
This is some Eduardo Rezende Photoshoot that took place at some point this year…and she’s got ridiculous fucking legs and I love legs…and these legs are probably a huge reason why she’s making money as a model…
Posted in:Izaebel Goulart
2012
31
Oct
Alexi Wasser is some 31 year old actor who I may never heard of…because I don’t live in LA and I am not a scenester…and her major roles include being “Female Student” in Art School Confidential…..apparently she’s on that HBO shit Girls about fat hipsters getting laid….but I don’t watch that shit….but more importantly….she was in PURPLE flashing her bra, showing nipple, while being pretty cute, even for a 31 year old doing it…and that’s why I’m posting her…cuz fun girls are the best girls.
Posted in:Alexi Wasser|NSFW
2012
31
Oct
The nice thing about nude pics is that they last forever…long after the girl in them is old, dead, fat, retired or locked in a basement somewhere.
These pics were taken in 2007, long before Lara Stone tried to sue me for posting her honey moon pics….and long before I called her out for having a shitty ass….and long before I re-fell in love with her awesome fucking tits…
If you want to see MY LARA STONE TIMELINE OF OUR TURBULENT RELATIONSHIP CLICK HERE
I’ve posted these pics before – but I like to think of them as a reminder of Halloween, now that she’s wearing her 5 year older and married costume everyday of her fucking life.
Posted in:Lara Stone|NSFW
2012
31
Oct
The nice thing about life is that 95 percent of girls or at least of girls you actually want to fuck is that they have never been fucked properly. That is why 50 shades of grey shit works so well you see cuz 95 percent of women want to be fucked proper….
They don’t care if you are fat, if your dick is small, they just want to be destroyed in the bedroom and it might as well be you doing it.
So my advice to you today is the learn how to fuck a girl… Cuz if you do…they will all be hooked and your dick will never go dry again as others worry about money or locking down to the first girl they ever boned for fear of never finding another girl who accepts their premature ejaculation…you worry about figuring out how to fuck proper cuz life is better when you do.
Here are some morning links….Yes, I know it is Halloween…I am just too cool for that shit…and not buying into mainstream events cuz I am so obscure and underground like that…but I do like the slutty costumes…even though in my life…the sluts come out 365 days a year….
WTF Photo of the Day
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Lena Vamp Vamps It Up For Halloween (SEMI NSFW)
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This Halloween Scare Prank Backfires
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Hujnter McCloud is Nude on the Couch
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Gisele Bundchen Gets Playful in Harper’s Bazaar Brazil November (Photo Gallery)
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The 25 Most Badass Horror Movie Heroines
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Free Cam Shows for Some Halloween Sexiness
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This Chick is a Big Boobed Squirter
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Cassie Ventura
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Penny Mathis and Her Big Old Tits (NSFW)
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Here’s Some Horror Movie Roles of Big Movie Stars, Check It Out – VIDEO
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These Games Will Make Your Halloween as Sexy as It Can Be (NSFW)
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