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2012

25

Oct

Aubrey O’Day is a Busty Pig on Set of her Music Video of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a ditch pig who you would assume just got raped by a trucker and thrown out after dude was done with her….leaving her deep in the mud to cool off and fish around for something to eat cuz she just can’t stop eating…at least based on her body…and I am sure that stems from hating herself, feeling sorry for herself….all while pretending to be a glorious DIVA….who gets to film music videos and sing songs badly….like some kind of joke…because she plays the game right….when really the only game she should be playing is doing squats….on my dick…till she drops 50 lbs….

I hate fat chicks and I hate Aubrey O’Day….SHe’s the worst.

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2012

25

Oct

Lingerie for Elle Mexico of the Day

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As the premiere…most successful…most famous…Mexican on the internet according to me…which isn’t saying much because the level of background research on this topic was little to none….I like to think I have a responsibility to the people…primarily my Mexican brothers and sisters….to showcase the amazing half naked women from their Mexican edition of American magazines…not because I care about Mexico or Mexicans…but because I care about models in lingerie…..at least long enough to get a boner….

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2012

25

Oct

Imogen Thomas Exploits Her Unborn Child Like it was Her Implants of the Day

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Imogen Thomas is a Glamour model who is accustomed to exploiting herself, her integrity, her sexuality and her implants in order to get paid, attention and low level celebrity….but most importantly….a football playing husband to finance her existence now that there’s a meal ticket baking in her vile, HPV ridden baby oven….

So seeing her posing in some amateur, bra wearing, autistic looking jack-o-latern painted baby growing inside her bump, all for attention is pretty much expected…if you even know who the fuck this slag is….and if you don’t, she’s just another stripper who has used her stripper values to “make it”….and we love strippers…especially when they reproduce to instill horrible morals and values of tacky behavior onto a new generation….

Here is her pregnant lady body painted body in a bra….because I assume it’s a fetish…at least I know it is going to be one as I stare at these milk filled hormonal violated vagina massive breasts….they are ridiculous.

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2012

25

Oct

Anne Hathaway is Unfortunate of the Day

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Not everything in life is sunshine, rainbows, lollipops and fucking dildos in 18 year old virgins….sometimes things suck….and sometimes things aren’t what you thought they were…and sometimes when people say “life’s short”…you think no it isn’t…it is long, drawn out and miserable…because life is about perception…so when some people look at Anne Hathaway, recently married, soon to be a mother..they see some babe they jerk off to from nerd movies….while I see nothing by an 80s lesbian on her way to go for a kayak…or whatever it is lesbians in the 80s did….and whatever it is that they did…it wasn’t ever hot….

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2012

25

Oct

Sophie Turner’s Got More Ass Shots for Twitter of the Day

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Sophie Turner has found Jesus…and by Jesus I mean she’s found the holy grail of gaining attention when useless, uninteresting, and talentless….you know long after the internet threw you away and didn’t care about you….back when you had to make the decision to go back to law school cuz modeling was a flop….and it is Twitter. The answer is twitter…if she produces some self shot pics, she doesn’t need an agent, she doesn’t need to get gigs, but she’ll get just as much exposure, more importantly land a loyal fan base, all from a couple shitty cellphone pics of her awesome, useless body…..This shit is better for careers than Dancing with the Stars…especially when you’re not famous enough to be a has been on that…..so Sophie Turner, Lawyer, has found her way….in the the low barrier of entry, I am a chick naked on the internet, world…and she’s clearly loving it…and unfortunately…so am I….I need her to be my legal team where all meetings are charged by the hour and take place on my dick.

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2012

25

Oct

Petra Nemcova’s Got the Best Shirt of the Day

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Before seeing these awesome pics of an awesome shirt of Awesome Petra Nemcova….I pretty much forgot she existed…It’s like her fiance never died in the tsunami….and all it took was bringing out the tits to remind us she’s still here…and that she climbed up a fucking tree that day and wasn’t swept away with the motherfucker they never found….and I appreciate her efforts…to keep his memory alive…cuz motherfuckers…I like me some titties….in public….in see through shirts so see through she might as well not be wearing a shirt…but maybe I am just emotional cuz I survived a Central American earthquake I didn’t even notice til the power went out…cuz I was at a bar drunk chatting up a tranny….and my world is always set on fucking vibrate….I’m a cockroach people…not going anywhere….

These pics are almost a week old – but I am in Central America and thus new to me….like every Adam Levine song is new to these people….

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2012

25

Oct

Taylor Swift See Through Camel Toe for Letterman of the Day

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I don’t know what is wrong with Taylor Swift’s vagina…but I assume it’s got big old lips that are hungry enough to eat whatever gets in their way…from celebrity players who likely gave her ass herpes…to tween boys related to the Kennedys – she’s down to fuck…..Just a few weeks ago SHE BROUGHT HER CAMEL TOE TO A PAIR OF SHORTS and now this….it’s like she doesn’t even care about faking this Christian wholesome girl with wholesome girl problems like boys….and is more interested in putting her cunt out there…cuz whining about boyfriend problems is for 12 year olds….Taylor Swift is woman and part of the Sex and the City generation….which means she’s more into the fuck….even if it is with her pants while in situations where dick would be deemed inappropriate – like on Letterman….

Thanks to our good friend DEAN for sending this in…..

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2012

25

Oct

Jessica Pare in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t watch Mad Men, but I do know Jessica Pare. She’s from Montreal, I’ve met her a few times, I know her crew, she was not hot enough to really remember or care about, but she did move to LA after finding some low level local celebrity, where she tried and tried and tried some more to land real jobs, where she married an American dude for his papers, only to divorce him with an American Passport so she could stay in LA trying to land real jobs….and then one day…at 30 years old…it all came together….and she got on Mad Man and now she’s shooting in Hawaii in a Bikini and all her fucking dreams have come true….when really she was at her best when doing topless scenes in Hot Tub Time Machine and topless scenes in weird Lesbian private school love story movies….because lets face it…big sloppy tits are more fun naked….but she’s in a bikini, and I guess that’s what counts and next times she’s visiting her family in Montreal, walking around like she’s more important than the world like she was Elisha Cuthbert, who does the same thing, I’ll be sure to try to shove my tongue down her throat and instagram that shit…..but until then here she is in some pics in a bikini that I for one will not be masturbating to. I am not a hater, I am just not easily impressed.

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2012

25

Oct

Bar Paly Models Vitamin 2012 Bathing Suits of the Day

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Bar Paly is some bootleg Bar Refaeli from Israel….you know cuz they are both named after my favorite place to self destruct…but more importantly on the same Israeli mission of being some next big thing in America….but only rockin’ credits like a one time role on CSI….and probably a few celebrity cocks that have been inside her and thus define her…or at least make her relevant…

I am more into her FLASHING HER PANTIES LOOKING LIKE A STRIPPER ….than bullshit same pose, same face, different bathing suit photoshoots, but she’s still hot, Jewish and half naked, and that’s gotta count for something…I am just not sure what that something is….but it is somewhere between irrelevant immigrant and worth jerking off to….as most of these women I talk about are….

Who cares, here’s the pics, I’m on vacation.

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2012

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Marie-Eve here.

I wrote this hilarious post about this guy I saw riding a bike yesterday that got hit by a car, which doesn’t sound very funny I know but if you were there on the corner when it happened and saw the riot that almost broke out between car owners and pedestrians, I assure you that you would think it was as funny as I did.

I guess my computer didn’t think it was funny though because the fucking thing crashed right as I was about to copy it into WordPress and I hadn’t saved the bloody thing in notepad so that was the end of that.

I’d call it simple bad luck but I prefer to give into the paranoia saying this is a continuing process of the whole universe conspiring against me to make sure I never get anywhere in life.

Let’s go with that.

How NOT to Ride a Segway – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Diana Rose is Down On All Fours (SEMI NSFW)
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This Turd Faints on One of Those Slingshot Rides Like a Little Girl – VIDEO
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Alyssa Michelle is All Laid Out (SEMI NSFW)
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Katy Perry & John Mayer Are Banging Too Loud
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Here’s and Interview With Breaking Bad’s Dean Morris
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Women in Windows – a Sexy Gallery
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Free Cam Shows Help Get Us Through the Last Leg of the Week
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