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2012

24

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Amazing Cellphone Skills at the James Bond Premiere of the Day

Kelly Brook must be really celebrating that abortion she got a few years back at a turning point in her career where getting pregnant meant throwing in the towel…and giving up on her dreams…while getting rid of it by staging a miscarriage meant getting some press and having another run at this showing off her titty thing…and I guess it worked cuz she landed a huge budget movie where she co-starred naked with a porn star….and a few major topless photoshoot gigs smearing her abortion on herself….cuz her tits are bananas…and now this…invited to the James Bond premiere like she hasn’t fucked all the cast and crew and various points in her rise to the top career….and all I know is she did a horrible job documenting the experience…or at least her tits during the experience…cuz this is some jobber bootleg instagram shit…step your game up and learn how to attention whore proper woman…you only have another year or two left.

All this to say, I am a fan of KELLY BROOK or at least her tits….even when she’s posting pics of her fat ass in lingerie all over the internet….like some kind of harlot…..

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2012

24

Oct

Barbie Blank / Kelly Kelly Rockin Abs of the Day

Kelly Kelly is on a rebrand because the WWE own her name..as the WWE run like a porn company…who figure if they invest money into some dumb cunt that is totally replaceable, and who historically, based on all the other sluts before her, will let her “celebrity” get to her head and fuck off on contract re-negotiations to go do her own thing…cuz she forgets what the power of her owners actually is….and she forgets the day they first hired her where she screamed at herself in the mirror saying “OMG OMG OMG THIS IS IT”….you know before the pro athlete and rich guy boyfriends…back when her other option was to be a cocktail waitress…..

Well, she’s off on a mission to next level herself, even if she’s peaked and she has to do it under her natural, biological, real porn name….Barbie Blank….so she’s dyed her hair, she’s flexed her abs, and motherfucker, it’s on…but I predict…it won’t go too far…

Posted in:Barbie Blank|Kelly Kelly

2012

24

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

I was wandering around downtown yesterday afternoon and downtown here is always a weird experience because  it’s the most bizarre juxtaposition of  mid to upscale retailers, greasy spoon restaurants only tourists eat at and, of course, the peppering in of classic, grimey, Montreal strip clubs. They really are in a league all their own and by league of their own I mean they should probably all be condemned.

As always the callers were standing out front of these various establishments  trying to lure in any willing clients and as I walked by one I heard one hollar to me in bastardized Montreal, Quebec French “Hey beautiful, there’s a job here waiting for you.”

I’ve never really thought about being a stripper but its good to know if my present career plans don’t work out I have options. My guidance counselors in high school always told me it was good to have something to fall back on.

Enjoy these links the way I enjoy knowing that  50+ year old french dudes leer at me while walking down the street and probably plot ways to murder me in the basement of their shitty titty bar in the back of their mind.

Which I guess may be another way to say you may not enjoy them at all.

 

Sign Spinners Are Despressing and Are a Good Example of What Not to Do With Your Life – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sascha Alexsander is a California Girl and You’ll Love It (SEMI NSFW)
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Ashley Benson is From Spring Breakers and Also the Chick James Franco is Currently Banging and Here She Is
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Laura Frament is a Super Sexy Red Head (SEMI NSFW)
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If You Ask Me, This Dog Here Has the Right Idea – VIDEO
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Brad Pitts Stupid Chanel Commercials Have Inspired 1000 Parodies and Here’s the One From SNL – VIDEO
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Sandra Bullock Joins Chelsea Handler in the Shower
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Penélope Cruz Captured In Sexy Photo Shoot For Vogue Spain
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Free Web Came Gals, For Your Pleasure
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This Lesbian Foursome is as Dirty As You Think It Is (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest GIFs of Animals Doing Stunts
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Shannon is Sexy is Panties and a Corset (SITE NSFW)
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Hottest Music Video Ever? Possibly – VIDEO
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Sexy NSFW Games Will Drive You Wild
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2012

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

When I finally checked my messages today there was one from early this morning from an unidentified number with incohereant babbling on the other end about fighting with TSA agents, taxi cab hell rides down dirt roads and waking on the beach as the tide was coming in. Sounds like Jesus is already making the most of Central America.

I gotta hand it to the guy, he has one hell of a work ethic and he could be deaf, dumb, drunk and blind and somehow, someway he would still manage to update this site the way he has been because he loves all 6 of you reading just that much.

He’s one of a kind Jesus is, we could learn a thing or two from him.

Here’s tonight’s links.

Cuddles.

Did Jennie Garth Get Implants? You be the Judge
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Honey Boo Boo Shut Dr Drew the Fuck Down – VIDEO
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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The 25 Hottest Reality Stars Right Now
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Check Out Winona Ryder’s Junkie street Girl Cleavage
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There’s a New Trailer For Django Unchained and Here It Is
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I Don’t Advocate Hitting Anybody But Sometimes I’d Like to Puch Taylor Swift in the Face
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Donna is Super Sexy By the Pool (NSFW)
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Ashley is All Laid Out, For Your Pleasure (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Cheaper and More Fun That That Tuesday Night Movie You Can’t Afford
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Facebook Fails Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Holly Lara is Worth Taking a Peek at, Trust Me (SEMI NSFW)
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Who the Fuck PAID For Justin Timberlake’s Wedding Photos?
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Who Says Wives Cant Be Super Naughty? (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Make Your Day a Little Better (NSFW)
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When Bert and Ernie Get Rude – VIDEO
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Eve Sonnet and Her Big Titties Are Pole Dancing (NSFW)
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Renee Olstead Nip Slip Anyone? (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweethearts
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Liam Neeson Reads Justin Bieber Lyrics and It’s Pretty Much Amazing (VIDEO)
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Joanna Krupa is Completely See Through and Braless, WOW (NSFW)
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Here’s Some Victoria Beckham Just Because It’s Been Awhile
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Courtney Stodden Was Trying on a Variety of Slutty Costumes and Here’s the Photos
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JLo’s Tit Popped Out on Stage Again! (NSFW)
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Chloe Miranda May Just Be Your Dream Girl (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SITE NSFW AND SOME NSFW IMAGES)
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North Carolina Man Says Church Kidnapped, Imprisoned, And Beat Him For Being Gay. All God Children My Ass
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Olivia and Kiri Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Has Porn Replaced Sex Education? (NSFW)
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Irina Shayk vs Bar Refaeli – Who Would You Rather?
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Giant Web Cam Juggs Anyone? (NSFW)
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Nicki Minaj Has a Wardrobe Malfunction in Latest Video
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Kate Gosselin Was Fired Because Coupon Cabin’s HR Person Doesn’t Know How To Google
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With a Title Like Cum Fiesta, I Don’t Think I Need to Give You Much More Explanation
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Here’s the One About the Time That Sexy Secretary Was in the Elevator
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

23

Oct

Kylie Minogue has a 2013 Calendar of the Day

I am confused by the fact that Kylie Minogue has a 2013 Calendar…I am going to assume it is for some breast cancer charity bulllshit she is involved in…because she survived breast cancer…and fighting breast cancer is a charity I support..because I like titties….even when they are fake….

I am even more confused by the fact that I want to masturbate all over each and every month in it…

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2012

23

Oct

Lauren Conrad in November Allure of the Day

The Hills aren’t alive with the sound of music…they are dead…but unfortunately…not the kind of dead I want…cuz the trash on the show live on…even thought a plane crash woulda been a much welcomed series finale…there just aren’t enough plane crashes with young starlets this generation….we need are Richie Valen / Buddy Holly….and these idiots woulda been key players…perfect for the job….peaked after selling their souls….something some of them are struggling with that.. HEIDI MONTAG ROCKING STRIP CLUBS WITH HER SHITTY FAKE TITS CUZ IT IS ONE STEP AWAY FROM DOING PORN but this Lauren Conrad character seems to be doing just fine…..

Here’s the video…

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2012

23

Oct

Maria Edible for Inked of the Day

I am not posting these pics because I find this character hot…or sexy…or remotely like anything I would be willing to have sex with….I am not posting it because I like girls and food….I actually am a firm believer in girls starving themselves…I am posting this cuz I kinda love what she’s doing…and I don’t know what…you see I live with an amateur professional eater and she’s just fat and fucking disgusting about it…if anything…I even gag when she eats a fucking carrot cuz I know where that is gonna lead….but this Maria Edible is all rock and roll about it…she is like the pin-up model who isn’t a babe by any fucking means….but who has found a totally disgusting talent that is marketable cuz she’s not Asian or obese…and because she’s not offensively fat because of it…and carries it well….it makes it all kinda ok….according to me which is real the defining voice of what is acceptable or not….

Here’s a video of her in action…

Here are pics of her in Inked November issue…..

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2012

23

Oct

Candice Accola for Fault Magazine of the Day

Candice Accola is some Texas raised in Florida…a lovely state I just rolled through and experienced all the obesity and trash in…She’s from the upper white class cuz her dad is a doctor and her mom is a homemaker and they are active in the Republican Party….like good white Americans are….not that I know or care about white bread, or corrupt governments, but I do appreciate when their good little well bred, nicely raised baby girl, is out being naughty in magazines…in a “you’re not the boss of me dad. This is my life, my career” rebellion that turns me on….

Sure she’s not doing it as well as CLAUDIA ROMANI is doing it for Obama in Miami….where we aren’t sure she is legal to vote or not…as that’s kinda what happens when you’re hispanic in Miami….lots of question marks….except when it comes to staring at nice round ass…

If you don’t know her, she’s on some show called Vampire Diaries, and released an album in 2006…that no one ever heard….but they don’t need to cuz she’s a babe – and that’s all that matters…

Posted in:Candice Accola

2012

23

Oct

Rihanna Filming a Music Video with Hard Nipples of the Day

Rihanna has the right idea…use her abuser that probably was never her abuser to help launch her career….pretend to hate him….stir up scandal when she’s probably giving him kickbacks for keeping up the lie…only to get knocked up by him…cuz that’s just the kind of girl she is….but that’s not why she has the right idea…she is a poor child hooker turned rich and really famous….gone back to her over sexed at a young age roots and is spreading that gospel to her millions of little girls that now think it is ok to be beat, and whored out…..that it is ok to be a slut….and I don’t think anything can go wrong with that….

So here she is filming her music with her hard nipples…all wet, shaved head and barely interesting….but interesting enough for me…cuz all i need in life is some hard nipples and a popstar millionaire who posts highlighted quotes from god, pics of her weed smoking, and just keeps getting crazier and crazier…..all wet on set..

I am drunk, jet lagged and a fan of this Rihanna character….or at least of her nipples.

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

23

Oct

Karen Gillan and/or Katee Sackhoff from Doctor Who Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

This girl has a really obscure nerd fan base….her name is Karen Gillan and/or Katee Sackhoff and she’s from a show called Doctor Who and/or some other nerd shit…that I have never seen but that I know makes me feel VERY uncomfortable…it’s just the smell of semen filled underwear on virgin losers who are socially awkward as fuck especially after seeing this pic in the computer science lab at school….

But what it comes down to is that I can hate a bitch for drawing in a loyal fan base of really creepy socially awkward people who are scared of girls but not scared of building electronics….or fantasy lives….where their second life is actually their first life….I have to take her for what she is…and that is a relatively busty….big…redhead in a bikini top…cuz that’s ultimately what matters here….who cares if she’s Katee Sackhoff or Karen Gillan…just know she’s in a bikini…

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