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2012

23

Oct

Brooke Candy is Helping Ruin Music of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

I don’t want to get into details but I work in the music industry and have for quite some time now and it’s safe to say that generally speaking, the entire thing is going to shit and has been for roughly the last 10 years or so especially.

Quality control has officially gone out the fucking window and it’s not just the industry to blame, the fans are part of the problem. The people out there consuming this shit are too dumb to care and/or too lazy to dig a little deeper to find anything with real substance. It’s the same reason why things like reality TV are so popular. Until fans start demanding more from the content produced by people nothing is going to change.

The thing about the Internet and technology progressing the way it has over the last little while is it’s this complete double edged sword in the ways that because anyone can have access to software to make music, or make a music video, or make some shitty movie they do so simply because they can.

You’d think this would be good for people with actual talent and in some ways of course it is – it’s easier to get your stuff out there nowadays and get it seens and heard – but on the otherside of that there is a HUGE influx of people who think they are the next Madonna/Timberland/Steven Spielberg Mario Testino and more often than not this easy access to produce “art” ends up being a platform for no talent clowns to share their bullshit to the general zombie public who in turn gobble this shit up.

I don;t know where this was going and I don’t know how to end this but the bottom line is making music doesn’t make someone a composer, hopping on a mic doesn’t make you a singer or rapper, having an expensive camera (set on AUTO for fuck sakes) doesn’t make a photographer and having an HD video camera doesn’t make you a film maker and/or a music video director.

PS. This sucks.

Posted in:Brooke Candy

2012

23

Oct

Karolina Kurkova Non-Nude for Vogue Germany of the Day

My expectations are always too high when it comes to Germany….I know it is probably a cliche, or played out, but I am sure at one point in time was actual truth, where their culture was really into almost criminal S&M and Shit Eating fetishes….and whenever I hear a model…especially a lingerie model…like KAROLINA KURKOVA who was almost blacklisted from the lingerie modeling world for being a fat bitch…and more importantly…. WAS FEATURED ON NATIONAL TV FOR BEING FAT BACKSTAGE AT THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW before realizing what is important in life…and that’s getting paid to not be a fat bitch….so I was expecting a lot more out of this…but I figure I’ll post Karolina Kurkova for her die hard fans and for those of you who just can’t get enough of women in outrageous pants……and big fuckin’ smiles…This is a feel good photoshoot for those of us who lack a soul.

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova

2012

23

Oct

Sophie Turner Does Some Ass for Twitter of the Day

The lawyer who wants everything in life to not be a lawyer, that was her fall back plan that she never really wanted to fall back on, but was forced to because her model bullshit was just that…bullshit…but with desperation and overall level of bottom feeding pathetic behavior comes “one last go at this I wanna be a Glamour model…thing”….and it came in the form of posting pics of her ass last week….giving her a glimmer of hope that people still care…not that they ever did…but she loves the attention and in turn post more pics of her ass….cuz she’s more than just a girl willing to get half naked for male attention…she’s got a law degree and gets strategy…but more importantly…billing by the hour…

I can’t hate on a girl for trying especially when she doesn’t have to…cuz she’s got a high paying career lined up…that she just doesn’t want to take cuz she prefers seeking approval and “makin’ it”….but she doesn’t “make it” on camera…cuz I guess she’s above doing porn..but not above doing bikini ass shots for twitter…..cuz she’s a fucking lawyer people….

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2012

23

Oct

Miley Cyrus Showing Leg in a Leopard Skirt with her Fiance of the Day


If I could learn one lesson from my travels through Miami International airport in recent hours, it is that weddings…or the people who have destination weddings, are the worst kind of white trash around….I am talking under 25 year old fat girls drinking cocktails and eating deep friend appetizers in a TGI Fridays as their neck fat jiggles and they brag about how hard they are gonna fuck in efforts to get knocked up on this magical adventure in paradise…or whatever the fuck I just witnessed….

Marriage is for idiots. It is for trash. It is for 9-5 workings, suburban dwelling trash who want to pump out kids and live the miserable life their mothers and fathers had….because they just don’t have other options in their town of 5000 people….

Marriage, when it comes to Miley…is a joke…like it is whenever a 20 year old says she’s engaged…it is part of a master marketing plan that she may actually believe she’s engaged in….cuz this robot…is such a fucking robot…she doesn’t know what is real….but I know one thing that is real…and that is how bad I want to have zoo-like sex with her while looking at her leg peak through her wild and crazy animal print dress…even when it comes with product placement you know this robot is being paid to wear….

There’s just something about Miley that makes me want to cum in her as much as I want to punch her in the face…not that I’d ever hit a woman…it was figurative not literal people….I would only hit Miley if I was drunk and confused this dyke haircut for some genderless hipster staging a home invasion…and I had to fight for survival….not that that would ever happen…Miley doesn’t know what Canada is. She’s educated like that.

I can’t believe I just wrote a fucking novel set to pics of Miley taking a walk. There is something wrong with me.


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

23

Oct

Victoria Silvstedt Devil Hooker in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

These are a week old, but in my defense…I don’t give a fuck about Victoria Silvstedt or her shameless self promotion. I have never been a fan of her and the last 2 decades she’s been doing the exact same thing. She lacks creativity and the peak wasn’t her 1990s Playboy stint…it was public sex with a billionaire…that lead to her trying to sue me for posting the fucking pics…like an unappreciative cunt who was getting exactly what her hooker, fake tit, fake hair, really tight body for a 45 year old, cuz that body is why she gets paid by her billionaire boyfriend/employer/cuz he has a wife at home….

Sometimes, the bikini pics get the best of me and I am forced to post them even when the girl in them is likely the devil….and most definitely a very high paid escort.

Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2012

23

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

The thing about drinking on a Monday night it that Monday then becomes a 2nd Friday and by the time it’s Wednesday it actually feels like Sunday again. Thursday becomes your second Monday and is spent trying to catch to up on just enough work so that you won’t lose your job and by the time Friday comes it’s time to do it all over again.

It sends you up to this whole new level of trashing yourself and if you’re not careful your life becomes a rollercoaster of headaches, nausea, no money and depression that is difficult to get off.

And if you know what’s good for yourself you will take my advice when I say don’t be like me.

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2012

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve Martinez here.

Well, I got my first piece of fan mail today and by mail I mean comment and by fan I mean someone who obviously hates me already.

Still, Jesus always told me while growing up that you’re nobody until someone starts hating on you so I guess that means I’ve finally hit it big and all my dreams are about to come true.

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Some Taylor Swift, Just Because
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Kate Moss Posese as a Topless Nun Because Fashion is Weird
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2012

22

Oct

Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pic for Instagram of the DAy

You know what happens when you date George Clooney and all of a sudden become relevant….or at least relevant enough to be on Dancing with the Stars…despite having never been a star…but instead a vagina to a star for less than a year….people forget you exist and you are forced to produce your own sexy pics…for social networking…hoping another A or even B lister will come your way so that you can film a sex tape people will actually watch…and I am okay with that but only cuz desperation excites me.

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2012

22

Oct

Lais Ribeiro in Some Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day


Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 year old model for Victoria’s Secret who I guess they are training to be the next Adriana Lima now that Adriana Lima is old, thick and a mom, cuz that’s what her Catholic anti-contraception did to her….and she is fucking amazing….

All ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….and here is a gallery of a bunch of her pics…cuz I’m on my way to a jungle to find my own girls who look like this to recruit to my harem….

I am sure we’ll be seeing a lot more of her, she’s new blood to an old, played out, photoshopped out nipple and vagina lip for boring concept, catalog pics that make billions and I’m welcoming her with open arms…just as soon as I let go of my dick.

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2012

22

Oct

Kris Jenner Instagram Sort of Nipslip of the Day

Marie-Eve Martinez here.

Kris Jenner disgusts me and not because of the way she looks – she’s actually pretty fit overall for a lady her age – but because she will stop at nothing to exploit every member of her family any chance she gets. I’d like to say I think it’s all in the name of a pay check but for her and Kim especially I’m really starting to think these bitches do most of this shit for the attention because they are worthless and save for their stupid TV show, have nothing going for them but the way they look .

You don’t get paid for posting pics of yourself on Instagram slipping nipples, for instance.

The craziest part about the Kardashians is the way the media eats these people up – even Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters for god sakes – which is pretty fucking funny if you think about it because we live in a North American society where the sex industry is frowned upon for the most part by the general public but if parents want to go ahead and pimp their own children by (alledgedly)  marketing their sex tape an using it to negotiate a television deal, they get featured on TV specials. Seriously what the fuck is going on?

I’d say I can’t wait til Bruce Jenner dumps this cunt’s ass  – Brusce Jenner seems alright – but I’m sure she will just find a way to make another few million dollars off of it and if I know this bitch at all she’s probably consulted with producers already regarding her spin-off divorce solo show. You know, just in case.

 

 

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