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2012

19

Oct

American Apparel Hot Models of the Day

Jesus loves you and wanted to thank you for your endless support with this awesome $5 offer on tons of clothes from American Apparel:

The truth is that I have jerked off to the models on the site more than once…it is pretty much porn….there’s something about cute hipsers showing nipple that I love….

I have made friends with American Apparel Models….

I have jerked off on girls wearing American Apparel product….like thigh high socks and leotards….

I like what they do and what they represent…They have taken what woulda been GAP girls and turned them sheer…edgy…short short…cameltoe…braless and amazing….

So get on this $5 dollar sale…..

And look at pics of this model of theirs…

Posted in:American Apparel

2012

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS Model can Be Found on FACEBOOK

My keyboard on my computer isn’t working and I had to write this cut and pasting words….

Apparently I lack just as much insight, wit, intelligence, humor when I am doing posts this way….but that could be cuz I am plotting what vagina I am going to use my PUG to lure in this week….cuz fucking…is really all married life is about….especially when it is not with your wife…YOLO….

Here are some stepLINKS…..while I hunt for tit and pussy to fill with my tainted man juices….

Mila Kunis Was in a Lisa Frank commercial When She Was Like 12 or Something and Here It Is – VIDEO
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Christina Aguilera Wants You to Know She Doesn’t
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Amazing Green Screen Prank on Weather girl
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Pink is a Horrible Shape in SHape
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Jorgie Porter Garters
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Bikini Body Contest
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Shove This Bitches Head Right Into A Pillow And Go To Town…
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This Baby Hates Cats, Personally I Don’t Blame Him – VIDEO
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Elizabeth Velasquez is The Rides Girl of the Day
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Arianny Celeste’s Top Of The World Music Video Sucks – VIDEO
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Uma Thurman Gave Her Kid a Really Stupid Name. Like REALLLLY Stupid
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Jenna Has a Tight Body and I Like It (NSFW)
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Taryn Tarrell is a Great Way to End the Week (SITE NSFW)
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These Web Cam Babes Will Assure That You Are Kept Busy All Weekend (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Alice Eve
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Some Girl and Her Handcuffs
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Christina Hendricks is Fat
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Victoria Justice Leopard Pants….
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Will IPhone Blend
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Christina Aguilera Doesn’t Wear Underwear. That’s Some Pussy Power!
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Awesome Japanese Juggler
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Watch Kristen Stewart Awkwardly Talk About Perfume For Over 15 Minutes – VIDEO
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This Emo Chick Rubs One Out, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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Sexy Games That Will Be You Occupied in the Best Possible Way (NSFW)
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Sara Stone and Alexia Rae Boob Play (NSFW)
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Tom Hanks Woke Up Good Morning America With a Good Old Fashioned FUCK – VIDEO
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Scarlett Johansson GIF From Hitchcock
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Parkour Faceplant is Painful Looking (SITE NSFW)
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Perfect Bikini Body Contest, Check It – VIDEO
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Amelia Lily Turns 18, But Gives US a Gift of an Upskirt (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Rosario Dawson
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32 Celebrity Yearbook Pictures (GALLERY)
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Sensi Pearl (NSFW)
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Celina Cross is Gonna Make You Want Her (NSFW)
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Fidel Castro Suffers Massive Stroke, Doctors Say He’s Close To Death And Give Him Weeks To Live!
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Eufrat and Megan Coxxx Get It On – Check It Out
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Awesome Natural Tits For Breast Cancer Awareness Month (NSFW)
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Candice Swanepoel & Alessandra Ambrosio at The Launch of Some Thing or Another
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Dream Girl Takes It All Off on the Web Cam (NSFW)
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Joanna Krupa is See Through
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75 Year Old Body Building Granny
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Some Wtf Moments
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Kristen Stewart Ugly in an Ad Campaign….
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Mother of the Year on Webcam – Amazing.
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Al Bundy Parody Porn
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Some Random Porn Vids for the DAy
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

19

Oct

Pink is Manly in Shape of the Day

I am still not convinced Pink has a vagina….and I am not just saying that cuz she is fit because I love fit girls….I am sayin that cuz I am pretty sure I can see her balls…

Highlight of this clip s when she says she is gonna light herself on fire….cuz she knows both her and her music offends….and sexually confuses her tranny loving fans…who actually openly admit they thinks she’s hot…when they should be ashamed of that….really really really ashamed….because even if you are into trannies…they should be better than this….and as much as I love the color pink on vagina…I don’t like it associated with clowns like this…but here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Pink

2012

19

Oct

Joanna Krupa See Through Shirt of the Day


Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker and who probably leaked the story herself…in efforts to get people talking about her…and based on her shirt, I think seeking attention is kinda her thing..and really I am not complaining because the world needs bitches with implants who turned their backs on stripping as respect for her parents who escaped communist Poland to give her the good life….but who essentially because a stripper, the MAXIM model when MAXIM mattered before doing Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star, because before these slut in a see thru shirt pics, that was the single most important thing she ever did….you’re supposed to be a star to be on the shit, not use it to try to be a star…..

WHo cares, nipples….

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Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2012

19

Oct

Zuzana Gregorova Titties for French Revue de Modes of the Day

Zuzana Gregorova is a Slovak model, born in 1989 who enjoys Speaking French and Dancing and posing for high fashion in fetish latex gear…all hard faced and focused…the way you want your dominatrix to be before she fists you ass….and most importantly showing her hot tits in the process….

Posted in:Zuzana Gregorova

2012

19

Oct

Sophie Turner Ass for Twitter of the Day

Sophie Turner is the most ridiculous kind of lawyer who behaves in the most ridiculous and unprofessional way…..and it is all because she didn’t want to be a lawyer….even though she was a lawyer…she instead decided to be a low grade model….doing all she could to get noticed…and it worked a little….it just took a decade before she realized that law was a better option….so she went back to school but is still doing this shit….for attention for the dozen fans she collected over the years….because despite being a lawyer, law represents her failures….

The real issue in all this is why I know this much about her….when I should just be staring at her ass for twitter….

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2012

19

Oct

Candice Swanepoel on Set for Juicy Couture of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is venturing out from Victoria’s Secret, you know making big moves….cuz she’s a huge name, has a perfect body, and because all these companies are the fucking same bullshit, with the same shoots and probably even the same ownership….and she’s mastered the catalog campaigns…..

I like her, I get hate mail about her, people don’t seem down with white Africans making more money than they do, I guess they are still stuck in the slave era I guess, when I just wish I was stuck ball deep inside her…

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Here she is the other day in a black dress….


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

19

Oct

Dakota Fanning in her Bra and Panties of the Day

This is some Hollywood Smut that is actually being disguised as indy international smut from the UK…starring older and wiser than her years and uglier and more awkward than her cuteness you’d assume was going to end up hot back when she was 10…..and she’s doin’ it in her underwear….because it is one of those tear jerker, 17 year old is dying, and goes wild pre death making everyone happy she did it but sad they killed her off cuz they don’t get the simple tools of drama….

The trailer dropped in August, but is doing the rounds now, and I never turn my back on a good old fashion child star in panties…

Here’s the Trailer….

Posted in:Dakota Fanning

2012

19

Oct

Kristen Stewart White Shorts Wedgie Spy Pics of the Day

I want to make it clear that I do not like Kristen Stewart or the Twilight marketing teams strategy to cause bullshit conflict and resolution in “real life” in efforts to remind people they still exist and a new movie is about to drop….August she cheats, October they reconcile, November we release movie….bullshit…

I also don’t find her hot, which makes all things Kristen Stewart worse….but I do like voyeurism and being a peeping Tom…and the key to Peeping is you take whatever you get…or whatever is half naked across the street while you’re masturbating…..

Here are the pics…

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2012

19

Oct

Georgia Salpa Modeling Lingerie of the Day


I still don’t know who Georgia Salpa is, where she came from, why people care about her, how she established her fan base, but I am going to assume it has something to do with how she’s dressed in these pics…all half naked and whorish….which is a good thing for those of us who like half naked and whorish women….which is pretty much all of us…which is a good thing for Georgia Salpa cuz it’s all she has going for her….but luckily..that’s enough…cuz I’ll tel you her clown face isn’t doing much for her…luckily it’s all about the body.

Posted in:Georgia Salpa