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2012

15

Oct

Rihanna on All Fours for Vogue of the Day

Here is some Rihanna on all fours for Vogue and it isn’t showing enough nudity or half naked Rihanna for my liking because I guess Vogue doesn’t factor in what I want out of their 100,000 dollar shoots, those snobby self involved cunts….I can get more boners on her instagram….getting down to pics of her in her underwear….as long as I don’t get lost in her insane religious quotes….because she’s clearly broke, tormented and confused…but still Rihanna, child prostitute turned pop star. battered woman turned abuser sympathizer, poor ghetto trash turned into #rich….you know….and at least there’s a pic of her on all fours….so that I can recognize her…otherwise, I’d just be lost in this shit.

To See Her in a See Through Shirt at Some Event This Weekend

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2012

15

Oct

Maryna Linchuk in Lingerie for Nordstrom of the Day

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I’ve posted some maryna Linchuk model titties for fashion pics…where we learned some faschinating things about her….but the only thing that matters about those fascinating things about her…is that she’ll get naked for money….like a typical eastern european /russian / once communist girl who despite not being communist anymore…still has the “Must Escape” mentality….

She’s fucked with Victoria’s Secret and now she’s cheating on them with Nordstrom….half naked and lovely…my kind of woman.

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2012

15

Oct

Kate Upton is Piggish at Some Premiere of the Day

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Kate Upton eats too much.

Seriously, Anna Nicole Smith called from the dead and says she wants her diet plan and slow metabolism back.

Sure, this is about as hot as sloppy fat chick tits get….but that’s not saying much as I’m usually drunk and it is 3 am and they were last standing when ranking them…

She needs a diet…..this is just gross.

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2012

15

Oct

Alexa Chung Nipples for Numero Tokyo of the Day

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Alexa Chung is an uninteresting, not very hot. part AZN, UK groupie who was a model, turned TV host, turned who gives a fuck cuz I am sure she’s got a cunty attitude and is horrible to be in the same room with….but she’s showing nipple for some fashion shoot outtakes and part AZN nipples as someone who has never fucked an AZN despite wanting to…are almost magical…until realizing they are attaced to this groupie trash……and thats all I have to say about that….

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2012

15

Oct

Claudia Romani Hot Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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pic via her twitter account

I have never heard of Claudia Romani but 20,000 fake twitter accounts have…..this is her bio”

International model born in L’Aquila, Italy and currently living in Miami Beach. Credits include: FHM, Maxim, Cosmopolitan, Ford, Aston Martin, Samsung, Toyota.

She’s 30 and past her prime….her biggest break was being featured in FHM Denmark and Maxim Greece. which sound like a pretty low grade…..jobbing gigs…..and now she’s staging photoshoots to get noticed….obvious strategy…but good enough strategy to get me to notice…something all the girls should be into…at least according to me, which I guess is all that matters, since I’m God around these parts.

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2012

15

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Mom on the Beach in a White Bikini of the Day

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Bikini models in bikinis without getting paid is like getting a lap dance and having the stripper say it is on the house….you know sex with a pornstar for free….It’s the comped meal at your favorite restaurant…it’s the TV on the corner with a sign that says “TAKE ME”….it’s a reminder that the world isn’t all a greed filled, money obsessed place, and that some things in life are still free….without corporate ownership…even if she is owned by Victoria’s Secret…and they probably put her up to this….to see how the public responds now that she’s got 2 kids….you know a little market research…like when they give out sausage samples at costco….gettin’ full for free…even if I hate moms….I’m ok with them when they look like this.

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2012

15

Oct

Bar Refaeli Big Old Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is a big girl…but the nice thing about her kind of big girl…is that she’s got some proportion to her….some tits…some hips…some ass….some shape that makes her look less of of broad backed football player…and more of a sexy lady…but I still find her and her gold digging opportunist shit annoying, boring, and repetitive…except when staring at her in a bikini…cuz for some crazy reason…a reason called I love big overpaid tits in a bikini….I can handle that…especially when she’s self promoting by putting this shit on blast…it’s eagerness I respect which is saying a lot cuz I don’t respect anything or anyone….

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2012

15

Oct

Sara Jean Underwood Cosplay for Comicon of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood is rocking comicon harder than the virgins in line waiting for her autograph rock social awkwardness….and I realize that it’s not that far of a stretch from being a fucking stripper….or even a Playboy model….which is convenient cuz that’s all her implant tit, fake hair, low level fame, naked model trash knows…..I don’t care what insignificant, low ratings show she’s on, on a network that’s gonna be shut the fuck down…..or how many shitty, desperate and pathetic fans she has….she’s a gutter slut bottom feeder and I mean that in the sweetest most loving way…..

What I’m getting at is Cosplay to nerds with a girl dressed like this….in stripper shoes….is no different than watching a bitch suck a dick to a seasoned porn watcher…..it’s just fetish shit that’s more socially acceptable…but responsible for equal volume of semen spilled….if you know what I mean…and you do…

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2012

15

Oct

Jojo Shows Off Her Fitness of the Day

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I can’t really tell if this is a fit body or not….I am easily blinded by workout gear and my autism just makes me assume that this is fitness…when it could very easily be a girl who had a hit song when she was 15, who decided to fall off the map, even though perverts considered her jailbait, just not this pervert, before getting fat and locking into a relationship with a black dude to keep things hip hop…taking another stab at things and happy her boxy gut, is a little more toned…but fit or not…she’s just too fucking average looking to spend more time on…..just look at the pic.

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2012

15

Oct

Candice Swanepoel and Anja Rubik Topless for W of the Day

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Models and titties are a couple of my favorite things…cuz models, depsite being whores in their own right….getting paid to get naked for fashion, are a little more classy and luxurious about it andc aren’t tacky as shit about it….looking like actual whores, straight from the trailer park…..

More importantly, models are lean and elegant, instead of looking like their topless model counter parts that get naked for money while looking like fake tanned tranny strippers who are working as hard as they can to make money to pay for the operation to remove their dick…

So here are models like Candice Swanepoel, Anja Rubik and some other vagina I would pay to masturbate on their panties….rockin’ out for W Magazine…the November Issue….good times.

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