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2012

15

Oct

Taylor Momsen Naked in her New Video of the Day

Taylor Momsen does whatever she can to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….she was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…to separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows….

You see at 16, in lingerie, on stage, making blowjob faces is a big deal, but at 20, it’s kinda what you expect to find at ever college party….leading to her bringing her lean, porn star friendly naked body, censored in video….when really it should be spread eagled and getting eaten out in porn….something that I can only hope happens….not cuz I want Taylor Momsen to fall off, but because I want all girls to fuck on camera…

Here’s her video I watched on mute….

Posted in:Taylor Momsen

2012

15

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I picked up a homeless girl this weekend. She asked me for money….I said I had none…she asked me for the time…I told her…she asked if it was precisely that time…I asked if she had an important meeting to attend….you know a homeless conference for their secret society….she told me she wanted to suck my dick…I told her her brown teeth made me want to throw up…she told me she’d do it for a coffee….I can never turn down a good deal….you know always buying shit I don’t want….but I guess it doesn’t count cuz I didn’t cum….the smell of her dirty hair just kept pulling me out of the zone…you know that and the chance she was a schizo and could bite my dick off…coupled with the diseases and infections that her saliva carried…

Here are some links….

A Faceplant Compilation is Gonna Help Us Start Things Off – VIDEO
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Don’t Tell Me You’re Not Desperate Enough to Bang a Cartoon Character
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Ashley is a Girl Next Door Type (SEMI NSFW)
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Just a Bunch of Nerds Doing Choreographed Dancing in TRON Suits And Yes, It’s AWESOME! – VIDEO
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Victoria James Gets Naughty in the Garden (SEMI NSFW)
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So Taylor Momsen is Naked In This Video
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Let’s See Just How Rich Britney Spears Really is
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Web Cam Girls to Help You Start Your Week Off Proper (NSFW)
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She’s Ruining Herself in One Easy Step (NSFW)
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World’s Fattest Woman is Also a Murderer or Something
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Jordan Carver Gets Sexy at Bathtime (NSFW)
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Katie Price is in a Bikini Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Start Monday Right With These Sexy Games
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2012

12

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Pic via The Amazing and Incredible Twitter Babe You All Need to Follow @SvetlanaSandt

I had a few failed lines of seduction with girls I social network…but the ultimate was this one:

My Dick wants to be sick inside you….it wants to have explosive diarrhea…because baby he ate bad mexican and now he wants your uterus to be his toilet….

I wonder why it didn’t work.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Kate Upton Bikini Photos Because Terry Richardson Is Goddamn Santa Claus
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BLANKET JACKSON WILL SHUT YOU DOWN
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Inappropriate Joe Bidden Laugh
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Playboy Girl In Video
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The New Celebrity Apprentice Contestants
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Fail Compilation
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Lindsay Lohan Hot Done Cleavage at an Event She Was Paid to Attend
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Backflipping a Jetski in a Swimming Pool. Whoa – VIDEO
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An Open Letter to The Old Lindsay Lohan
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Paulina Gretzky is Back on the Scene
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Kate Hudson is Cleavagy
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I’d Like to Be All Over Dionne Daniels (NSFW)
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You’re Weekly #friskyfriday Hotness (SEMI NSFW)
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Mercedes Raquel Has a Pin Up Kind of Thing Going On (SEMI NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows Make Friday Better (NSFW)
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NY Comic Con Photo Gallery – Day 1
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Milf and a Dildo (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Help You Make the Most of Your Weekend
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Sarah Nicola Has Tits the Size of Footballs (NSFW)
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The Octokids May Be Sexing Each Other. Ew.
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Kimberly Walsh Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Some Oktoberfest Cleavage Hotties (SITE NSFW)
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Drummer Steals The Show….
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Lindsay Lohan Shows Off Some Pink
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New Twilight Artwork
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Babies Taste Lemons for First Time
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Halloween Fun – PUMPKIN KEG
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Braless Miley Cyrus Reveals Some Slight Nipple Action
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Katie Holmes Looks About 15 Years Younger Since She Left Tom Cruise
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Marilyn Monroe Moment: 8 Other Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions (GALLERY)
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And MORE Kate Upton
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Put My Hands All Over Carli Banks (NSFW)
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Jennifer Lawrence Films Hunger Games
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BMX Fail
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Big Wet and See Through. Kate Upton Has Fantastic Tits
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K is for Knifeball
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What Would You Do?? Man Returns $690,000,000 Check Mistakenly Sent To Him In Mail
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Jessica Alba Upstaged By Hot Friend Going Down L.A. Curb After Madonna Concert!
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Busty 19 Year Old Hotness (NSFW)
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Gwyneth Paltrow And Cameron Diaz Rap In New Video About Chelsea Handler – VIDEO
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Raccoon Steals a Carpet
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Kate Upton for Jalouse
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Perfect Beach Booty Workout
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Playboy’s Lingerie Guide has Girls in Lingerie
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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Cock with A Vengeance
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Random Porn Videos of the Day
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

12

Oct

Kate Upton for Terry Richardson of the Day

In exciting Kate Upton news….she’s dating Detroit Tigers’ Justin Verlander….at least according to my homies over at CELEBUZZ …..which may not be exciting to you…but is to me…cuz I love seeing really popular and underserving models find love that they can get knocked up and fat with…living a millionaire lifestyle with pro Athlete cock….to compensate for having little talent, skills, or education other than a rockin’ set of sloppy, floppy, amazing tits I’d like to knead, pull, prod and jerk off on, but I am not a millionaire pro Athlete….

I do hope her relationship makes all her fans turn on her…giving her a bit of a reality check….reminding her that she’s replaceable and that there are hundreds of other average faced tall chicks that are just as busty, jacked up on the same hormones in the food, who haven’t had their metabolism slow down by turning 21 and who haven’t gone off to college to gain their freshman 40….cuz they won the lottery instead….

Haters gonna hate..but I’m not hating…Terry Richardson dropped some pics of her and her tits from a magazine shoot and I’m into them…

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

12

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Boring for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret made a couple of billion dollars in sales last year….and I expect more out of their catalog shoots…even if they made them more like a hip hop video with helicopters and fucking Rolls Royces in the background….maybe a few hip hop video girls twerking…I mean anything but this standard, constant, catalog shoot that I jerked off to in the fucking late 80s, with a different babe I want to impregnate as the star….

I guess it is just uninspired and I like things to be a little more revolutionary….

This why change a good thing shit is shit.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

12

Oct

Kourtney Kardashian’s Ass Flash on a Balcony of the Day


Remember what our Native American brothers have been telling us all along ….the wind is our friend….

The wind, in its greatest power, whirls. Birds make their nest in circles

I don’t know what the fuck that Indian (feather, not dot) quote means, but I do know that the wind can blow up skirts better than my pervert hand and no one can get arrested or beat up for it…cuz the wind…like a super hero that lifts up skirts…is invisible….there has been so many times I’ve been walking and seen ass, panty and even vagina all thanks to the wind…and for that I’ve debated starting to recycle to save the planet cuz nature helps me and my masturbation….but ultimately I’m too lazy….

Here is Kourtney Kardashian getting a taste of wind I can only assume the family and their selling their soul to the devil is responsible for…but as the hot one, despite the 2 kids, it’s not as annoying or disgusting as if this was her older prostitute sister….if anything, I may even be a fan of this…but I will never admit that, since I have to hate the Kardashians and all they stand for…because you know, they are probably the worst humans to ever live.


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Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian

2012

12

Oct

Bar Refeali Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Bar Refaeli always ignores me when I whisper sweet nothings to her on Instagram and Twitter…you know asking her if she’d let me sing her love songs if I was a famous guy she could leverage for her own personal gain….I thought to an opportunist with a bad attitude…calling her out on those things would be considered romantic…but I guess I should have gone with a more practical approach…like discussing money making schemes that will take her to the next level of rich and famous…because that’s all she cares about…

I know that these bikini pics come from a dark, greedy place to help sell her underwear line, in shameless self promotion instead of an honest place of “hey I got great tits, look at them”….

I really think she’s overrated…but hey…a bikini model in a bikini is still worth looking at.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2012

12

Oct

Fergie’s Leather Pants of the Day


Like a typical homosexual man dressed like a heterosexual, glammed out girl on her way out to a rager in the gay bar filled with cocaine and designer drugs….Fergie has slipped her old, haggard, ass that has seen many cock, but that remains so delicate and lovely and classy, into a pair of some leather looking pants…and for some reason….that may stem from holding her hand once….I want to lick this things off of her…you know slowly and drawn out until they disolve…just to get a chance to experience her genitals even with the 10 percent chance she has a set of testicles….I’m crazy like that….


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Posted in:Fergie

2012

12

Oct

Christina Milian’s Hot Mom in a Bikini for B3 Caribbean of the Day

I have wanted to have sex with Christina Milan since masturbating to this video at least a dozen times when I didn’t have internet but did have access to MTV.

I don’t really care that she’s older, fatter, a mom…..she still looks fucking awesome to me…with the perfect level of ethnicity to not scare me off….you know a gentle shade of caramel….and shapely body…and a whole lot of money thanks to co-writing Beiber songs that I would love to spend…as stepfathering her black baby as if he was my own….training him or grooming him to be Kardashian’s next boyfriend…to help keep the cycle of money making in entertainment alive for another generation….

[galllery]

Posted in:Christina Milian

2012

12

Oct

Hannah Ware is Lovely for Esquire of the Day


Hannah Ware is some model / actress from teh UK who was in some movie called Cop OPt and some movie called Shame and she is apparently in some show called Boss…where she plays some addict daughter to Chicago Mayor who I assume is the boss…..I’ve never seen the show because Networks like STARZ aren’t dead to me…they just don’t fucking exist to me….but I know there’s this babe in it….who has nice lips I’d like to smear my penis all over like it was a piece of chocolate cake and she was an anorexic with an eating disorder who fucking loved cake…but resisted cake….you know all licking it with hate….

Here are the Esquire pics…..

Turns out there’s some nudity in Boss and Hannah Ware is the one who gets nude…and after the jump or the MORE button there is a clip of her getting down proper for TV like a good little hooker trying to get ahead that we should all be endorsing!!

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