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2012

12

Oct

Kesha Showing Some Ass for Vibe Magazine of the Day

I got in an argument with a gangster rapper yesterday because I told him that Hip Hop doesn’t exist, it is just the WWF of music, with scandals and drama that is all staged and directed by marketing execs because too much money is at stake….I tried to explain that it is all pop music and that it is about as hard as my limp dick everytime I try to throw rope at my wife who is both disusting to look at, disgusting to listen to, disgusting to smell, and disgusting to touch…disgusting on all 5 fucking senses…making boners a challenge even for the most seasoned and experienced pervert who only needs dampness and an irrelgular heartbeat to get off…..

I think the fact that Kesha is on the cover of Vibe, a Hip Hop bible…is further proof to my fucking point.

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Ke$ha|Kesha

2012

12

Oct

Ariana Grande Tight Pants on Set of the Day


Here is 19 year old Ariana Grande in tight as fuck pants…I don’t know anything about her because I am not the kind of pervert who watches Nickelodeon…not because I don’t like their low grade, barely legal but usually legal bad actors, but because I just can’t believe the storylines, and I just can’t stomach the quality of the shows, and I just think shit is probably the worst thing to shove down our kids throats…unless we want them to end up like bratty little low grade mall dwelling cunts who think shit content is good content….

But I do love tight pants…especially on tight little bodies…that I just found out are Italian and not Hispanic…and that I know will end up being about 8 times the size of this by 35….so take it all in now while the metabolic rate is high people….


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2012

12

Oct

Miranda Kerr is Amazing in Russh Magazine of the Day

I already POSTED THESE PICTURES …way back in October 3, 2012….those were the days….when troubles melted like lemon drops…back when we had the whole world in ahead of us…and all of our dreams seemed attainable…like anything was possible…if we just put our mind to it…before getting discouraged and falling off track…getting married and settling down…throwing it all away for a low paying 9-5 job we had no choice but to take thanks to mortgages and clothing for the kids… now all memories in our rear view mirror on the highway that is life….the last 9 days have really been a long time….but I felt like revisiting these pics…because they are circulating the internet and I figure…I need to show you cocksuckers who’s on top of this fucking shit….when I’d rather be cock deep inside this shit…and that motherfucker is me…..

I don’t mind revisiting amazing…especially when I’m a drunk and forget making this shit is new to me…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

12

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Winter is coming…which means more hibernating and more online dating on skype, facetime and all other technology tools that let me wear my wrestling mask as I masturbate, without getting me herpes, or even making me waste my time and money on actual dates and useless conversations….so I am taking applications of girls willing to let an old fat pervert with a blog jerk off to their asses…or as I like to call it…looking for love…when already married.

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Domino Effect On Military Parade – VIDEO
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Kris Jenner Is A Shameless Whore, Water Is Wet
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Chrissa is Our Morning Red Head Fantasy (SEMI NSFW)
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Ahhhhh a Fail Compilation is Always Good For Making Me Feel Good – VIDEO
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Prinzzess Felicity Jade Probably Isn’t a Real Princess, But Whatever (SEMI NSFW)
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Claudia Romani is Rocking a Onme Piece and I Like It
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So, You Want to Be a Phone Sex Operator…
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Extra Sexy (NSFW)
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Lesbians and a Strap On (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Colombian Women
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Maria Espinoza Brings Us Some Morning Hotness (NSFW)
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BMx FAIL Fun – VIDEO
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Sexy Games for Your Friday Morning (NSFW)
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2012

12

Oct

On The Road Hits Theaters Today of the Day

Since On The Road hits theaters today….even though I never do this kind of thing….you know promoting new releases I am not paid to promote…even if they are movies I want to see….or am interested in….but figure why not, since Kristen Stewart flashes her tits in it…..

Not that I am a fan of Kristen Stewart….or going to the movies….but I might as well start the day beating that dead horse with my dick…or is the expression beating a dead whore with my dick….either way, I’ve posted them there titty flash screenshots before … they are old news….but for today….a reminder that she’s not any better in video than she is in pictures of said video….isn’t quite erotic unless you, unlike Paul Ryan, like incest that didn’t end in abortion….cuz that’s what she look like

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|NSFW

2012

11

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I made a life changing decision today and it involves getting tattoos of random people in my life in visible places just for jokes…like the coffee shop girl on my forearm…that way I can just creepily smile when I notice her noticing my weird stalker behavior…just as a social experiment….

Here are the links…..

The Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Was Leaked By Bubba’s ‘Disgruntled Former Employee.’ Sure, It Was.
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Bieber Sex Tape May Exist- Who Cares
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Helena Mattson Hot Tits….
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Bikini Bun Iso Workout
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Jessica Hart Amamzing Big Tits in Elle
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Jennifer Vaughn Is Some Playboy Slut I Want to Fuck
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Hula Hoop Light Show
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The 50 Hottest Celebrity Sports Fans
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Miranda Kerr is Working It For Vogue
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Django Unchained Has A New Trailer and Here It Is
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Bailey Knox is Stripping Down and We Get to Watch (NSFW)
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Ursela Andress is A Sexy Throwback Pictorial (SEMI NSFW)
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Rebecca Carter Has One Sweet Ass (SEMI NSFW)
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Cam Show Sexiness That Will Help End the Day Off Right
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If Lindsay Lohan is Telling You to Go to Rehab, You Have Fucking Issues
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Hard-Partying German Man Finds Car…After Two Years
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Pizza Guy Gets a Great Surprise (NSFW)
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The4se May Be Games But I Assure You They Aren’t for Kids (NSFW)
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Twitter Babe Queen of Evil – Mini Gallery (SITE NSFW)
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This Babe Has a Mouthful (NSFW)
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Whitney Houstons Kid is Gonna Marry Her Adopted Brother. Sure, Why Not.
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I Could Watch This Babe Work Her Ass All Day Long
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Caroline Flack Upskirt = No Panties??? (NSFW)
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Some Babes From the Walking Dead Premiere
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Natalie Portman Bending Over Cleavage
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Abbie Cornish Hot Tits
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Bicycle Slap Fail
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Jack Osbourne Saves Dying People
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (Site NSFW)
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Author Of “Rich Dad, Poor Dad” Goes Broke And Files For Bankruptcy. Wait, What?
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Mili Corset is One Sexy Teen (NSFW)
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People Preferring Facebook, Twitter, Over Sex? (NSFW)
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Sophia Vergara Casual Hotness
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Gotta Love These Natural Big Tits (NSFW)
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Abbie Cornish at the ‘Seven Psycopaths’ Screening
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These Shoes Exist Because Fuck You That’s Why
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Sienna Miller Hot Photoshoot….
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Move the Deer Crossing Signs Idiot
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Some Tits on the Red Carpet
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Longest Putt Ever Recorded on TV
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Rita Ora For Some Magazine Bullshit
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Disabled Dog Rake Leaves
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Holly Peers & India Reynolds for Nuts
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Nicole Banks is a Playboy Slut I Wan o Fuck
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Grandma & Grandpa Ghost Ride the Whip
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Home Grown Big Tits
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Random Porn Videos of the Day
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

11

Oct

Rihanna’s Topless “Unapologetic” Album Cover of the Day

Celebrity gossip is like the WWF….with a little less man on man…homo action…and a lot less authenticity…..

So this Rihanna dating her abuser Chris Brown is all crafted by PR teams, because ghetto kids from remote islands who people have millions of dollars invested in, are not allowed to make their own decisions..it is a fabricated uninteresting lie that people love reading about for some pathetic reason….

Who cares about her and Chris Brown…whether he actually beat her…when she’s forgiven him…and whether she is unapologetic for turning her back on all her supporters who stood by her during her abused days….and related to her during her abused days…only for her to give them the finger cuz she got what she wanted out of them….

It is all bullshit….I just do it for the tits….tits she should be apologetic for not showing off…..with nipple….and all…but like everything else about her…it is all lies…

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

11

Oct

Miranda Kerr Amazing for Vogue Italia of the Day


I am a fan of Miranda Kerr….even if she’s not the best their ever was…she’s marketed as though she is and that’s good enough for me…seeing as I believe everything I read, hear, see and am fed or told by the higher powers who control the media…I like them to make decisions for me…..and really based on these topless pics for Vogue, although strategic and not topless at all…all wigged out like a cancer patient…. how could they be wrong…

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

11

Oct

JoJo Levesque Bikini for Twitter of the Day


JoJo Levesque ignores me when I send her messages on twitter…and that hurts my feelings because she’s so desperately seeking attention on her comeback tour after spending the last 5 years getting fat and banging black dudes…but the good news is that this comeback tour involves more staged bikini pics…as most cries for attention do…and whether I find her hot or not….doesn’t matter cuz she’s in a bikini…..and that cancels out all her flaws while broadcasting a lot of her other flaws…

Posted in:Jojo Levesque

2012

11

Oct

Elsa Hosk Hot as Fuck for Flair Austria of the Day

Elsa Hosk is some Swedish model showing her tits for some Austrian magazine…..she’s probably best known to you perverts as one of the models you thought about while fucking your wife last year following the VS fashion show you watched to get you in the holiday shopping spirit…but to me…she is known for getting topless for fashion consistently…. HERE ….and HERE and HERE ….and that is all that really matters….

Posted in:Elsa Hosk