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2012

08

Oct

Catherine McNeil is Amazing in November’s Vogue Australia of the Day

It must be Australia Day because all my posts today have something to do with Australia….maybe I have some Australia connection I am destined to track down….you know like these women are sent as signs from the Australian Gods….who need me to travel there to rule their Australian kingdom….or maybe I have an Australia fetish…but I prefer to think there is a hire purpose to my nonsense….

This Australian is named Catherine McNeil…she’s 23, she’s an Australian model….who has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..which would probably explain why she’s a lesbian engaged to an MTV Australia VJ…sure lesbianism is fashionable…but I like to think it comes from a darker child rape place.

Here she is modeling…lookin’ good.

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2012

08

Oct

Anja Rubik Titties for St Laurent Paris Formerly Knows as Yves St Laurent of the Day

Anja Rubik is a big model from Poland, who lived in Canada for a minute, but didn’t call me when she was here to fuck, which makes me hate her…but then again she may have been 10 when that happened.

She’s been in the game forever…or what feels like forever and she’s shown her tits before pretty much all the fucking time…

She’s done all kinds of model work from High Fashion shit to hipster fashion shit to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…

Now she’s part or at least part of her is part or at least her model tits I want to put in my hands and mouth while rubbing my limp dick all over them are part of Yves St Laurent rebrand to St Laurent Paris because Yves St Laurent is dead….

And here are the pics.

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2012

08

Oct

Suki Waterhouse Tits for Fashion of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is some UK socialite who pretends to be a model…and now pretends to be an actor…and that’s ok with me…because she’s not ugly…because there is nothing worse than an ugly socialite…cuz they still have the obnoxious socialite attitude and they still think they are the best cuz they have trust funds and daddy issues…and they still act like Divas….but their looks just don’t fucking support it…where Suki Waterhouse…can be all the cunt she wants…cuz I want her cunt…and the more cunt the merrier….

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2012

08

Oct

What’s Contemporary by Patrick and Victor Demarchelier of the Day

Here are a bunch of models…their names don’t matter because they are pretty much interchangeable, replaceable, every girl wants to be a model and will get topless for it, since it is Society’s stamp of approval, you know letting them know they matter, that they are hot, and that they don’t need to work an actual job, here’s a ton of money to just sit there and look pretty….and for some reason, a reason I call hot girls….it is porn to me…

So here are models: Toni Garrn, Frida Gustavsson, Constance Jablonski, Monika ‘Jac’ Jagaciak & Liu Wen for some topless photoshoot….

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|Frida Gustavsson|Liu Wen|Monika Jagaciak|NSFW|Toni Garrn

2012

08

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage in an Unknown Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know when these JENNIFER LAWRENCE big cleavage pics are from….I just know they happend…and since it is Canadian Thanksgiving, you know American Thanksgiving’s horrible neighbor….I figure I’d post them to give thanks to Oscar nominated child stars throwing away a serious acting career by getting type cast as the franchise she signed up for…..because with cheapening a career…comes cheapening herself…and cheapening herself…comes with exposed tits…that make me cum….

Works for me.

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2012

08

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


It was Canadian Thanksgiving…or it is Canadian Thanksgiving…which doesn’t really count for anything because it is not American Thanksgiving..am I right or am I right….but that doesn’t mean I didn’t tell girls their breasts were the other white meat and that they are Thanksgiving Miracles and to make this Thanksgiving complete all we need is to get them in a tub full of gravy eating a turkey leg….but none of them took me seriously…

Demo Toilet Hilariousness – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Terra Lee and a Friend Go Skinny Dipping (NSFW)
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Ahhhh Pole Dancing Awesomeness – VIDEO
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Christie Maddox is One Sexy Brunette – VIDEO
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Mila Kunis is Equire’s Sexiest Woman Alive
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10 Modern Comic Books That Should Be Made Into TV Shows
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Web Cam Girls That Will Show It Allllllll Off (NSFW)
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Skinny College Girl Gets Herself Off – VIDEO (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Lizzy Caplan
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Nikkie is Super Sexy By the Pool (SEMI NSFW)
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Raquel Montoya’s Looks Fantastic in a Bikini
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These Sexy Games Will Help You Ease Into the Week Like a Warm Bath (NSFW)
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Nicky Whelan is Kinda a Babe when She’s Topless
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Naked Fucking Celebrities in Sex Scenes
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2012

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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BEST SHIRT EVER

I wish I was tired of meaningless sex with strangers…and that I found the love as powerful as the guy in the motorized wheelchair towing his one legged girlfriend in a traditional wheel chair…not giving a fuck about people like me laughing at the shit cuz it was comical….because it is them against the world or something I can’t relate to…cuz if I was homie in the motorized chair, I’d knock my one legged bitch out of her wheel chair and drive it across the room to make her hop around trying to get it while screaming “I own you, no one else will love you, you freak”….but that’s just cuz I’m a romantic.

Here are the long weekend stepLINKS

Linda Hoga’s Mug Shot Gives Me a Boner
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Minka Kelly In Leggings Gives Me a Boner
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Everything Gives me a Boner….

Jessica Gomes Hot in a bikini……Gives me a Boner
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Hot Hippie Girl in leggings And Her Hula Hoop Amazing….Gives me a Boner
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Linda Evangalista Still Turns Me ON….Cuz This Gives me a Boner….
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Ok enough with the boners….

Bill Clinton Would Totally Bang These Titties.
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Dodgeball Blooper
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Courtney Stodden Sometimes Calls Doug ‘Dad,’ He Says He’s ‘Raising’ His Wife. Perfectly Healthy.
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10 Reasons To Not Vote For Mitt Romney Brought To You By Snoop Dogg
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And Now, The Russian Robot
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The Liam Neeson “Taken” Ass-Kicking Infographic
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Hayden Panettiere is Topless and Needs to Turn Around
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Christina Hendricks and Her Big Tits Are Mad!
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Jordan Carver Has One Sexy Rack
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Some Frisky Friday Twitter Action Helps Finish The Week Off Right (SEMI NSFW)
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Nicole is a Super Sultry Brunette (SEMI NSFW)
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Nothing Can Stop This Lady From Carrying Her Vodka Through a TSA Checkpoint
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Free Web Cam Girls Go Wild, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Mitt Romney Pumps Big Bird Full of Lead With Machine Gun
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Just a Regu7lar Day Uncorking a Bottle With a Vagina (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Have Yourself Some Fun With (NSFW)
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Brittny Gastineau is See Through (NSFW)
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I’m No Adele Fan But Holy Shit is the New Bond Theme Fantastic – LISTEN
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Slutty Power Rangers Unite!
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Some Gals With Sexy Gorgeous Lips – a Gallery
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Jessica Gomes and Jessica Hart Sexy in Bikinis – VIDEO
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Weirdo…NIN’s Closer Cover…
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Brooke Shields Gross Mom Ass In Yoga Pants
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Rihanna’s Braless Side Boob
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Worst Robbery Attempt Ever
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Kristen Stewart Topless “On The Road” Screen Caps (NSFW)
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Scarlett Johansson is Popping Up Everywhere Lately
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Kate Winslet Brings the Hotness and I Like It
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Ali Larter is Flawless
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Justine Jolie is all Laid Out
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You Lie! The 5 Biggest Lies Money Mitt Told During The First Presidential Debate
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Alicia and Chanelle Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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“Noir” – Fashion Gone Rogue Brings You Fetish Model Tits!
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Mollie King Took Her Sexy Legs To The Hollywood Hills
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Ayelen is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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Anna Kendrick Finishes Things Off
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Catherine Zeta Jones in Broken City Trailer
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PSA – Never Buy a Used Condom
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Dog Trickin’
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Airbag Couch Prank is Genius
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Do You Like The New James Bond Song?
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Girls and Cars Don’t Mix
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Bikini Soccer Babes
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Hot Chicks With Social Anxiety Porn
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Original Erotica – AMazing
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Lover’s Guide to Sexual Positions
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Awesome Random Porn
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Fucking Celebrities in Sex Scenes
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2012

05

Oct

Hulk Hogan Sex Tape of the Day

Someone posted this on my FACEBOOK …..and had to post it because staged or not…. it is amazing….

It is the Hulk Hogan staged sex tape he is pretending isn’t staged….but that he was set up for….or at least clips of it with amazing captions of the conversation…..

He says shit like “I feel like a pig”….after fucking he says “you’re awesome”….talks about how his son’s girlfriend’s twin sister wants his dick….and shit is legendary.

It would also explain why Hulk was hanging with Kim Kardashian the other day, you know to celebrate each other’s porn work…maybe discuss strategy on how to make it work for them from one sex tape producer to the next, kinda thing….

And all this to say…I fucking love sex tapes.

I need to see more of this.

Apparently he girl in the sex tape is Heather Clem…I have no idea who that is…..but I can tell you she’s trying to get famous even with her shitty face….but more importantly I have no idea who the guy who says “you guys do your thing” is….but I know they are all master minding…cuz this bitch wants fame more than she wants bigger implants…

Oh…she’s married to Bubba from the Stern show….really gold digging and climbing from the bottom up….

Either way, this is way better than his 80s Hulkamania work out set….and the life lesson this teaches us is that we are all fucking whores….

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2012

05

Oct

Zhaia Dehar is Lovely in Her Bikini on the Beach of the Day


Zahia Dehar is amazing….sure her face may not be the best fucking thing to look at in the world…and her hair may be fucking clown-like and ridiculous….but her body is so fucking good….all that doesn’t matter at all…what matters is that she’s made her way onto the paparazzi’s radar and now she’s getting half naked….cuz with this body she fucking should always be dressed like this….but maybe I’m biased, cuz I love teen prostitutes…cuz they get what’s actually important in life…

For those of you who don’t know who she is, she’s a teen prostitute who was caught up in a European political scandal…

She’s also brought us her ASS IN PUBLIC …..a fashion film with Eric Roberts for Vanity Fair ……and a lingerie photoshoot for a fashion mag

Making big moves I like watching her make….


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2012

05

Oct

Priscilla Caripan is a Hot Low Level Model of the Day


Priscilla Caripan is some model mayhem model from Canada who I am only posting because I think I spend too much time on the already established starlets and bottom feeders and don’t focus enough time on the babes who aspire to be the starlets and bottom feeders and do all they can…like start a model mayhem account cuz agencies won’t touch them…hoping for their big break…cuz often times they are younger, hotter and far more lovely…like in this Priscilla Caripan’s case….now, if only I was the one to have found her dancing on the speaker at some EDM rave….

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