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2012

05

Oct

Sheilla Castro is a Brazilian Vollyball Player Posing Topless of the Day

I know she’s not actually showing off her fucking tits..but she’s still fucking topless where I’m from….and I hate when assholes like me lure you in by saying a bitch is topless…but really do you want to see a pretty manly…professional athlete…not famous for being sexy kinda face…

You see in the Olympics, the vollyball players are the babes, you know the ones to watch cuz they wear skimpy bikini bottoms…but in life…they are just tall as fuck monster looking women…who even when they try to look hot in these magazines….aren’t…but I’ll still stare at their fit asses….even if they are a little boy-like.

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2012

05

Oct

Looking Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt of the Day


I keep holding onto the Jessica Alba dream because I am dated, out of the loop, I don’t leave my house and I don’t pay attention to the new Jessica Albas, the up and comers, the future….but after seeing her deflated mom tits in a bra, I figure it’s time to say goodbye to yesterday…

Alba’s an old lady, a mom, and even if she bends over in the rain wearing a black bra, all for the paparazzi to say “look at me, I’m still here and stylish, relevant and hot”…..I think it’s time to catalog her in the box in the basement of our minds as a teen dream we used to jerk off to and eagerly await hard nipple pics of….in a time that is long gone.

She’s done, or at least I’m done with her, but here’s one more run of Jessica Alba for the believers.


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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2012

05

Oct

Kim Kardashian in a Fat Girl Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian is showing off her tits in a dress that has a built in frilly skirt around the waist like it was a bikini fat girls wear to the waterpark to stylishly cover up their disgusting…in what I assume is the same reason Kim Kardashian is wearing it…because she’s got a lot of disgusting to cover up and I’m not even talking about her personality flaws, I’m talking straight up fat girl body, twisted into something less offensive thanks to straps and harnesses….somethig I have to appreciate cuz her gut hanging over her pants would make her so much worst to look at….and you know she’d make us fucking look at her…that’s kinda what she’s all about…

And here she is with Hulk Hogan…a picture that makes perfect sense…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

05

Oct

Jenny McCarthy Does Busty Fake Tit Mom Yoga of the Day

I love watching girls all bendy and erotic for yoga…it excites me….even when the girl is not quite a girl but all old as fucking woman who has fallen off in sex appeal even if her tits are barely in their 20s…..It almost inspires me to go to the fucking local yoga studio but won’t because I know I will likely die of a heart attack before ever getting a boner looking at all these women capable of eating themselves out due to flexibility…because I am not fit….but I am a pervert…

I guess Jenny McCarthy staging shoots like this is just her holding on…because besides the humiliation that comes with it….there’s nothing wrong with that.


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Posted in:Jenny McCarthy

2012

05

Oct

Milla Jovovich Modeling Clothes Cuz She’s Still Got It of the Day


I know she’s old and these pics are boring…but my recent fetish is moms who dress like their teenage daughters even if their bodies can’t justify or support it.

It is so youthful and almost sad….you know all the desperation…holding onto what they had while jealous of what their daughters have….in what always makes me think I could get them to cheat on their husbands for one last attempt at excitement.

Posted in:Milla Jovovich

2012

05

Oct

Lacey Banghard Page 3 Photoshoot Video of the Day

Another day, another Glamour model in videos and/or picture, showing her pretty irrelevant, yet awesome tits….it is like these Glamour models don’t sleep, or maybe it is just that there are so fucking many of them, that there is just an endless supply of half naked busty trash that was meant to be strippers, only instead figured out the low level fame game, and I am glad they did, cuz otherwise we’d never be touched by their greatness on an emotional level, like we are after watching this video…

Girl in kitchen looking hot…works for me….

Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW

2012

05

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is the long weekened and I have to decide whether to go upstate new york to get my asshole licked from a girl who probably is a dude, who likely wants more than to lick my asshole, but to rip it out of me so that he can fuck it whenever he wants after I’m dead.

The internet brings so much adventure….

So THAT’S How You Stop a Crying Baby – VIDEO
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Scenes From Hulk Hogan’s Sex Tape = Things You Need to End the Week Off Right
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Evelyn Garcia Wants to Be Your Sweet Lover (SEMI NSFW)
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Hedge Maze Pranking! Yes!!
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I’d Like to Wrap Up Kimberly and Take Her Home (SEMI NSFW)
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Rihanna Flashing Some Side Boobs
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The 100 Hottest Instagram Selfies of Summer 2012
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MILF and a Toilet Brush….This May Not End Well (NSFW)
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Jesus Christ Die Hard 5 Really? – TRAILER
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Natacha Peyre’s Skirt is Miiiiiiiiighty Short
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And Now, The Weirdest Facebook Ad Ever – VIDEO
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Sexy Games Cause Friday’s Should Be the Best They Can Be (NSFW)
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2012

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day


I just really like vaginas that don’t look like they are throwing up fleshy lips hat have gone bad and that they can’t digest.

You know who you are…..

I am a romantic.

I just want Rihanna and Chris Brown love. Love that can survive all the torment from the entire world of she a good beating. Real love.

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Natalie Portman is a Bit of a Babe
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Well, Rihanna is a Fucking Idiot, It’s Official – PHOTO
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Debate Autotune is Awesome
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Christina Aguilera Hides Her Fatness for Billboard
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Some Playboy Chick I Want to FUck
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Chinese One Legged JUmpeer
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The 10 Most Disgusting Uses Of Bodily Fluids In Movies
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Dayana Mendoza’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures Make Me Wish She Was My Wife
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Jenny McCarthy Wrote Another Book or Some Shit, Here’s Some Semu Hot Photos of the Book Signing
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Bella Sky is One Hot Blonde (NSFW)
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The Teles Twin Are Our Lesbian Fantasy of the Day (SEMI NSFW)
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Kimberly is My Brunette Girlfriend. She Just Doesn’t Know It Yet (SEMI NSFW)
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These Girls Get Naked, You Get to Watch. It’s Just That Simple (NSFW)
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HEY MITT ROMNEY!!! LEAVE BIG BIRD ALONE!!!!!! – PHOTO
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Teacher Quits after Banging Virgin Boy in School Parking Lot
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College Hottie Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Have Yourself Some Fun With (NSFW)
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Jenna-Louise Coleman Topless from Room at the Top (NSFW)
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This Denise Milani Gallery Will Make Your Day Better
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The American Idol Bitch Fighting is Giving Keith Urban a Boner!
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Toy Car Police Chase!!! Yesssss!!!! – VIDEO
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Sophie Anderton NO Bra & a See-Thru Dress (NSFW)
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Chris Brown Dumped His GF for Rihanna
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Christina Aguilera’s Fatness Does Hilary Clinton
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Laetitia Casta Hot as Fuck for Bazaar UK
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Oakland A’s Fan GOne Nuts
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Speed Shooter
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Avril Lavigne is a Blanket Witch ie: Possibly Pregnant
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Ahhhhhhh Salma Hayek, I Love You
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Gracie Carvalho is Rockin Lingerie Proper
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Cayton Has One Hot Body and I Like It (NSFW)
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73-Year-Old Woman Gets Popped For Driving Drunk, Hitting Boy, And Crashing Into Food Truck…..On The Way To AA Meeting
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Darla Demonia and Pussykat Get It On (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga Topless, Showing Us Some Tit
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Ahhhhhhh Alessandra Ambrosio
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This Dirty Girl is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Paz Vega Hotness
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Katy Perry Promoting Hair Product With Boobs
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Sofia Vergara in Lucky
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Russian Bumper Cars
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Another Playboy Chick I Want to Fuck
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Zelda Violin
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2012

04

Oct

Lady Gaga Topless at Donatella Versace’s House of the Day


Terry Richardson is loving taking pics of two barely human looking women…I am talking actual fucking monster looking women…because Terry Richardson is getting paid…I can tell by the smile on his face that this is the biggest fucking joke to him….that his con paid off and that motherfucker is like a kid who just snuck into some VIP event….and once inside is given a fucking job that will lead to more jobs…he’s fucking won.

The highlight of the pics wasn’t the opportunist photographer, or the strategic staged shoot….but Lady Gaga’s nipple, if you think Gaga nipple as she keeps on trying while spewing bullshit exciting, because I know that I don’t. I’ve seen it and it is a nipple…but unlike nice nipples…it is attached to satan….

This is a party I have no interest being invited to. I don’t care how much money, fame, fortune, whatever these cunts come with or have, I am too superficial to take part in this kind of disgusting…I wouldn’t be able to look at their faces and not burst out laughing at the accident that clearly happened to make these two happen…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2012

04

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Weird Face You Won’t Notice Cuz She’s Half Naked of the Day


I was always on the fence about Miranda Kerr’s face…because she has a weird face, that is normally not as weird as it is in this shoot that I can’t quite figure out what happened in…but no one ever notices cuz she’s always half naked….an amazing strategy for a girl with a weird face I guess…and I’m not writing her off….I’m still happy to stare…but maybe Victoria’s Secret needs to spend less time photoshopping out nipples and more time making a girl look like she isn’t having an allergic reaction…

Either way, she’s still a babe.

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