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2012

04

Oct

Milla Jovovich Hot for DT Spain of the Day

Milla Jovovich may be an old mom but she’s still got it…at least in this photoshoot where she’s dressed like an action figure…and I’m not even a sci/fi nerd who love this video game fantasy shit more that they love living in their mom’s basement building sex robots when not playing RPG games or chronically masturbating to animation while scared of girls in efforts to retain their virginity….so those guys must be losing their shit to this….I’m talking nerd system processor overload or some shit.

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2012

04

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Cross Dresss for Vogue of the Day

I guess this isn’t really cross dressing, I mean this would be considered dabbling on the fence of cross dressing when living out a tranny cross dresser fantasy with your fat wife of 30 years, trying to sice it up, cuz you se she’s showin’ leg, and titty and glimpses of her awesome bikini model body…but when she’s not half naked in pictures, you know when she puts the pants and sweaters on, I get confused and assume she’s hiding testicles. I’m weird like that….but I am not too weird to acknowledge that Doutzen Kroes is a real babe…she should look into becoming a model….I bet it would really work out for her…..

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2012

04

Oct

Katherine McPhee Shitty See Through of the Day


These see through pics of Katherine McPhee showing off her bra are pretty fucking tame…this is like the long drawn out and romantic version of the see through…that is hard to get excited about or jerk off to…unless you are a real Katherine McPhee fan which is something I doubt actually exists, but then again, anything you can think about….even the most depraved thing someone somewhere has jerked off to….you know from shit eating midgets with learning disabilities and a stammer……to animals dressed like babies being fisted….it’s been done…nothing is original…so somewhere out there a dick is in hand to these romantic pics…of a bitch just showing off her bra….and that somewhere may be right here…


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Posted in:Katherine McPhee

2012

04

Oct

Kelli Hutcherson Hot Body for Maxim Portugal of the Day

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Kelli Hutcherson is some MMA girl and she’s looking pretty hard bodied and amazing for Mazim…remindng me how important fitness is and not for long life or healthy lifestyle or good living…but for toned bodies I want to see my semen drip off of and get stuck in the hard bodied cracks….seriously…I hate fat girls…I used to like anorexic girls..too weak to run….all unhealthy and dying with horrible breath and grey dead skin….but now…I like bitches who can lift, squat, jump and have the energy to ride my dick for he 4 hours it takes for me to cum thanks to my enlarged prostate….glad you read the site aren’t you?

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Posted in:Kelli Hutcherson

2012

04

Oct

Brittny Gastineau Fat Girl See THrough Shirt of the Day


Brittny Gastineau showed off her only redeeming quality that she knows is her only redeeming quality…cuz everything else about her is just a bottom feeding, spoiled cunt, fat chick…..but tits…tits is all she’s got and luckily all she needs thanks to her trust fund….

The reality is me and Brittny go way back to the early days of social networking, long before she had a TV show that lasted a minute before living in Kim Kardashian’s shadow as the failed socialite who couldn’t swing the success of her Armenian counterpart…you see cuz all Britty ever wanted was fame….but she didn’t do a sex tape when it matted… probably cuz she’s actually fat and knew that shit wouldn’t convert into a billion dollar empire….

She has blocked me, her mom has blocked me, they have no love for me, but now, at 30, she’s decided it is time to show her fucking tits, and I am noticing, but wish she did this when she was 20 and far more exiciting to look at….now it is just sad…but luckily…still tits with saucer-like pink nippless….making me question how this shirt is legal…while appreciating that this shirt is legal.


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Posted in:Brittny Gastineau

2012

04

Oct

Kristen Stewart’s Tits in on the Road for Old Times of the Day


I guess the DVD dropped…or something…becasue these Kristen Stewart titty in On the Road have been on the internet the last few months….I know I’ve posted them before, but as a pervert who doesn’t mind my titties small, awkward or on some white trash inbred cunt who is now famous….as long as I get to see them…even if I’ve seen them before…I’m down.

I can only assume this is part of the billion dollar empire she sold her soul to, along with her fake cheating scandal and the fact that the last installment of the shit needs to be one huge blow out…you know all strategy as she is just a pawn or a puppet in their master plan…as she was a puppet as a child as her family members had sex with her…at least that’s what I assume gave her such depth in her action…you know it is straight from a sad and dark incest fueled place…

Who cares. Tits.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|NSFW

2012

04

Oct

Heidi Montag is a Stripper of the Day


Heidi Montag is doing what she is meant to be doing…or at least dabbling with what she is meant to dabble in….as a bitch who bought herself G-Cup tits with a face of a ragged retired pornstar…there was really only one direction for her career to take…and that was to the pole…..

I figured there woulda been more college party hosting, and maybe other events that pay her to appear…but she fell off fast…

Now, Crazy Horse is paying her 25,000 dollars to appear, which is more than she deserves, I woulda expected her to get 50 bucks and the door….or some shit..but I guess she’s still high enough profile…but the only issue is she’s not getting naked….but she will…give it time…she’s not even 30 yet…but already rock bottom…so much to come like overdose and porn….and I’m pretty ready for it.

Posted in:Heidi Montag

2012

04

Oct

Rosie Jones Page 360 of the Day


Here’s a little glamour model named Rosie Jones…who is a pretty fucking popular Glamour model….you know the UK girls who get topless in shitty magazines and make millions doing it….even though they are hardly hot enough to be actual models….while still hot enough to look at while topless….cuz really all girls are…..even the really offensively ugly ones who don’t do this as a job….

The real excitement in all this is the concept behind this “Page 360” shoot…it’s like bitch spin….and we’ll capture it from all angles…to make jerking off a 3D experience or something….and I like this revolutionary thought process and innovation in slut documenting….

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

04

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The biggest question I have right now is why all people with a 9-5 mentality like anything but country when the people who like country…like everything but country….

I guess bigger questions like this spot on my dick, my chronic cough or whether I masturbated to pics of a tranny this morning should take precedence…but I like to ignore the things that are really actually important. It is my coping mechanism.

Here are some morning links…

Apparently He is a Manly Man…Or Something – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Megan Elizabeth is Super Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
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And Now, ULTIMATE BATTING PRACTICE – VIDEO
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Well Hey There Tiana (SEMI NSFW)
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So Amanda Bynes Wants to Murder Lindsay Lohan or Something
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The 25 Most Badass Gangsters In TV History
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Amateur Lezzies Get It On (NSFW)
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ou Can Now Pay Facebook $7 to Make You Feel Like Less of a Loser
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Sexy Cam Girls You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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I’d Like to Be All Over Sarah Arnold (NSFW)
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Get Geeks, This Batman Bikini Girl Is All For You
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Sexy Games to Waste the Day Away With
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2012

03

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day


I haven’t figured out what is creepier…being out in public and seeing girls I have as friend on Facebook who don’t know me…since I wear a mask on the internet….or having sex dreams about fucking your grandmother while your grandfather jerks off in the corner…cuz both those things happened and I’m working through it in my head.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Nicki Minaj & Mariah Carey Are Getting Along Nicely and By Nicely I Mean Cat Fighting on the Set of American Idol – VIDEO
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Richard Belzer Gives Nazi Salute To Fox News – VIDEO
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The 25 Most Nauseating Hookups In Movies
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Gillian Anderson is Still Sexy
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Chris Brown And Rihanna Had Sex In A Club Bathroom Monday Night
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An Asian Big Tittied Hottie is Fine By Me
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Batman Bikini Girl
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Classic Bikini Girl Faceplants
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Sofia Vergara Titties for Lucky
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This Amateur Bitch Looks Fucking Pro to Me
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Jessica Workman is a Girl Nextdoor Type (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Gorilla Plays With Her Kitten
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Machine Gun Kelly vs Microsoft
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This Amateur Slut is Fantastic
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140 Greatest James Bond Quotes
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Sarah Harding Ass Close Ups….
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Rihanna & Chris Brown are Fucking
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Dude Blows Square Bubbles
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Rebecca Carter is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (SEMI NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Honey Boo Boo GIFs
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This Busty Slut Goes Wild With the Vacuum (NSFW)
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Sexy Games You Wonèt Be Able to Get Enough Of
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The Parental Controls On Brit Brit’s Computer Are Always On
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Natalia Vodianova See Through Model Hotness
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Best Gangnam Style Cover
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Korean Mind Control
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Natalia Vodianova is See Through (SITE NSFW)
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Sheès Letting Allllllllllll the Pee Flow (NSFW)
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The Hottest Pictures of Scarlett Johansson Right Here
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140 Greatest James Bond Quotes – VIDEO
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Jessica Jane Clement See-Thru to Pasties (SITE NSFW)
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And MORE Scarlett Johansson
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Annnnnnd Hereès the Trailer For the Loan Ranger – VIDEO
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Rachel Leigh Cook is Still Looking Bangin
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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One Legged Soccer Player. Wait What? – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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And THAT’S What You Don’t Call a Fat Chick Fat – VIDEO
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This Would be an Orgasm to Remember (NSFW)
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Topless Estella Warren Is A Treat! (NSFW)
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Kat Graham Doing Some Sexy Hippy Yoga in the Park…In Full Make Up
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And Now, Some Orgasms on a Web Cam (NSFW)
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Sports Anchor Swears on TV
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Rachel Leigh Cook
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US Pole Dancing Champion
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A Whole Bunch of Twilight Pics to Promote the New Movie cuz Kristen Stewart fake Cheating Wasn’t enough buzz for these overrated cunts.
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Triple Penetration Gang Bang
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Hey Stripper, Wanna Play?
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Fucking Celebrities in Sex Scenes
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