2012
01
Oct
Isn’t this offensive as fuck…but for some reason I love it….I guess this pig needs some attention….cuz her hustle isn’t working out as well as she thought and this is the only way she knows how to do it….I’m ready for the sex tape….even though I don’t find her hot at all…I’ll watch anyone fuck…especially when they are eager.
Posted in:Aubrey O'Day
2012
01
Oct
I don’t know but this old mom with an awesome body turned me on when she tweeted this…..
Maybe cuz I saw the supporting pics and I’m horny…or maybe I like legs too sore to run from my loving touch….my passion…my desire to impregnate her despite her being at menopause age….
Maybe cuz she changed the game for Doritos….
Posted in:Ali Landry
2012
01
Oct
I woke up to a text from a lovely, fit, young lady I want to do very very naughty things to…you know things I can only do with her vagina and my mouth and my penis….saying that Miley Cyrus had a sex tape drop….and I actually took the time to google the shit…before realizing it was a hoax…Miley doesn’t need sex tapes yet…she’s got all the fame and fortune she needs and the sex tape will only come in a decade when she’s officially fallen off and a mess…after bad investments, drugs and the after shock of no one giving a fuck about her…but for now….muppet head and lesbian hair and all…I am into this bitch…and I don’t know why…but assume it has to do with her skinny fit body…and round lovely tits.
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2012
01
Oct
Rosie Huntington-Whitely likes bald men….if those bald men are celebrities with muscles who star in action movies and have lots of money…but that can still give you hope that one day your bald ass will be rich enough to make a hot bitch fall for you…you know cuz money makes women blind to flaws…as big tits make men blind to everything else in the world….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s wearing tight pants.
Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely
2012
01
Oct
I don’t care for Shenae Grimes no matter how naked she is. I met her once, accidentally, and didn’t even notice her as someone I’d want to fuck, but instead I think I called her a fucking groupie of the mutual friend she was with, before being told she was a big bright star on the biggest load of shit TV show….90210 the next generation…but for some reason, everything looks better and more interesting when it is half naked….but in Shenae Grimes’ case…that’s still not all that interesting…
here are the pics.
Posted in:Shenae Grimes
2012
01
Oct
There is not much on the internet about this Anna Claudia Ferraz character…but she’s in Women’s Health South Africa looking good, so I lik her….
I was going to say that Women’s Health magazine having a South Africa version is funny, because my ignorant ass believes it would be a free pamplhet AIDS Aid Workers would be handing out in villages in Afrikaan….but I guess there’s an upper class community that doesn’t livee in tribal villages and not HIV Positive…..
But I am pretty confident getting a gig modling in Women’s Health South Africa can’t be considered a big break, you’d get more exposure working the cash at Walmart in the midwest, but she is pretty spectacular to look at…I may be in love.
Posted in:Anna Claudia Ferraz
2012
01
Oct
Carmen Electra doesn’t realize that there comes in time in every farmer’s life where he has to take his old cow, or sow, or mare out back and put a bullet through her fucking head because she is no longer of use to him as she’s not producing and just wasting resources…and even if he still loves the beast and likes to bet her and take her to pasture to graze….there are younger and hotter versions of her to pick-up her job where she left off…
Seeing a 40 year old dressed like this on any day that isn’t Halloween is just awkward…..
Posted in:Carmen Electra
2012
01
Oct
According to Wikipedia this Myleene Klass is worth 22 million dollars.
According to all logic in my head..let’s K-Fed her.
But the problem is that she’s probably not broken enough to bother with me, you need the child stars who are all fucked emotionally, who can’t trust their parents, who you offer stability and support, making them believe it is you and them against the world, you know cuz they’ve always been told what to do and how to act, so you just build off that…while Myleene Klass is just self made in the UK music scene, even though I’ve never heard of her, but I have seen her 34 year old body in lingerie like she was my gf trying to add spice to our love life…and so have you.
Posted in:Myleene Klass
2012
01
Oct
Milena Taborda is a model who i in some magazine called Latina that I assume is a porn fetish magazine much like 40+, ready to drop, big and beautiful…you know what I’m getting at…low level shit that she probably wasn’t paid much to be in…and that unfortunately doesn’t have any spread vagina pics…making my outrageous claims this is a fetish mag more believable….but that she did to cross over to America….cuz her low level modeling in whatever latin country she is from….isn’t taking her very far…I hear they pay her in pesos.
All this to say I like Latina girls as long as they aren’t the overly passionate kind who cut your dick off while you’re sleeping cuz they saw you were googling porn videos…
Posted in:Milena Taborda
2012
01
Oct
Anna Selezneva is a model and I like models cuz they know how to look good in picture, but also how to get naked for fashion, in efforts to get ahead, and that gets me what I want with far less pressure, work, risk of STDs, it’s like hand delivered instead of me sending flowers and love letters and taking her on dates….
She’s Russian and Armenian…which confuses me cuz she doesn’t have a beard…but maybe that’s cuz she’s only 22 and the beard grows in around Ki Kardashian’s age…
She’s doing Yoga Poses remindning me to sign-up to local yoga classes for masturbation purposes, provided I don’t die from fitness.
Posted in:Anna Selezneva|NSFW
