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2012

01

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Good morning sunshine….may your day be filled with as much brightness as your smile brings to my life….may this beautiful day be filled with peace, love and happiness…and may I bring you joy and masturbation fodder via this morning’s links….

Cuddles….

Hide and Seek Ninja Cat is Our LOL Cat of the Day
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WTF Photo of the Day
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World’s Fastest Beer Opening Chugging in the World. BEAT THAT! – VIDEO
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8 Bit Gangnam Style!!!! – VIDEO
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Jessica Anne Marie is SUPER Naughty (SEMI NSFW)
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I’d Love to Be All Over Naja
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The 10 Most Underrated Shows on TV Right Now
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Kate Middleton Had a Maryilyn Monroe Moment
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Free Cam Shows That Will Drive You Wild
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Arab Babe With All Natural Titties
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Diana Argon
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Dee is Wearing Barely Anything (NSFW)
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Giant Bikini Girl Destroys a City Like Godzilla – VIDEO
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Sexy Games That You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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2012

30

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Was “allegedly” Assaulted by a Republican of the Day

So Lohan invited a dude back to her hotel for an after party last night, that ended with the dude getting arrested for assaulting her….

His name was Christian Labella, he’s obviously connected, and they deleted his facebook, but before they did we grabbed this pic of him and Paul Ryan….cuz he is connected with the Republicn party…

The story is that she freaked on him for taking a pic of her and he ended up choking her and mounting her…cuz she’s clearly a cunt and he clearly has a tempers and thinkshe is above the law….

Luckily she wasn’t alone with him, or this publicity stunt coulda ended in murder, but instead her friends pulled him off her, and she ran for the fire alarm in some over dramatic rich kid drama…..

But then again…this could all be Lohan overreacting…..because she’s fucking insane….

As someone who has been invited back to Lohan’s hotel room after partying a few years ago….I know she’s insane…But I didn’t have the urge to take pics of her or beat her up…I was too busy trying to figure out why she was locked in her bedroom for an hour…only to come out in pajama pants and heels to do a stripper dance to her album she never released…before breaking down and crying about Sam Ronson…reading the texts to me as they came in in one of the weirder nights of my life….I was too thrown off but if I was on my A-Game…I would have been tryig to save her….but Lohan didn’t want me to be her superman….she was too busy crying, laughing, dancing, screaming and eating french fries….

Now who is Christian LeBella – Lohan Beater…..

Well Governor Sarah Palin endorsed this Christian La Bella for role as president of a fraternity at University of San Diego…because she likes woman beater…not that I can confirm or deny this is actually her or a prank…but for the sake of this post…let’s say it is legit.

He also worked for the Republican party this past summer….

And based on our research….hard hitting journalist…he’s from Beverly Hills….but the slums of Beverly Hills….with a 6 bedroom and 3 bath 900k house…..but I guess it got him in the right circles…no wonder he’s angry…he’s the non rich kid amongst rich kids…

Here’s a pic of his house….

Which would explain his bitterness, or excitement getting invited to her hotel room, what is that in the driveway, a 1990 CRV, I hope it belongs to the Mexicans working the yard…or it could be humiliating pulling into the country club for him…so humiliating and probably why he fucking rages out on his quest to being society…

All this to say…what a fucking asshole….never beat up women….

UPDATE – THE CHARGES HAVE BEEN DROPPED CUZ LOHAN REMAINS TO BE FUCKING CRAZY BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN HE DIDN’T FIGHT HER IT JUST MEANS SHE OVERREACTED LIKE A NUTCASE AND IS TRYING TO COVER IT UP OR IT MEANS IT WAS AN ATTENTION GRAP PUBLICITY STUNT

Lohan got choked out had scratches on her neck, but said she didnt want to go to the hospital. refused treatment so they dropped the assault charges

She wouldn’t go to hospital cuz she was on drugs…and/or Paul Ryan needed to keep his image clean….and/or it didn’t actually happen….and/or who fucking cares.

UPDATE 2 – Lohan is a brat who wastes tax payers money and police time in her crazy coked out freak outs. I’ve met her and she’s the kind of girl who will call the police on you for no reason cuz she’s crazy…..what a waste of tits.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

30

Sep

Justin Bieber Threw Up on Stage of the Day

Justin Bieber is one step closer to Falling the fuck off….as he pukes on stage.

As much as I hate seeing people puking, on the street, in porn, or on my dick when the crackwhore is drunk, dying and and sucking my dick, I love seeing this…

Sure it could be food poisoning, or maybe it is USHER’s semen, dude fills the belly up like donkey in heat or maybe it is drinking, drugs and other ailments today’s youth, especially, former child stars, face….

THis is the video of the fucking weekend.

Here’s some Selena Gomez cuz she sex offended him before her implants / weight gain for marketing purposes….and may still be pretend dating him for marketing purposes to make this post less homo….cuz puking twinks isn’t erotic…it’s just funnny

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2012

30

Sep

Anne Hathaway Got Married of the Day

Anne Hathaway got married this weekend to some dude naed Adam Shulman…..

I am posting it cuz she’s onee of those actors nerds, virgins and losers believe they are dating in their second life that is their first life….you know in fantasy land that is magical and amazing while real life is socially awkward and lonely…

Which means a lot of you are furious…screaming at your computer screen, destroying the life sized model of her you made out of your own semen….

And that is hilarious.

You people never get over the fact that she is in movies, not the character in the movies, and that if you met her, in the rare as fuck chance that you met her, it’d probably not lead to you having sex or even having a conversation with her….where you exchange numbers and plan to talk again,.So I’m glad she’s forced you to get over her….


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TO SEE: Anne Hathaway’s recently married pre-married awesome tits in a sex scene from LOVE & OTHER DRUGS with the one celebrity I’ve had a physical altercaton with who will remain nameless cuz he’s a fucking loser and his name is too hard to type….click the MORE button….NSFW…after the jump…touch your toes…

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2012

30

Sep

Jerika for Purple Magazine by Terry Richardson of the Day


Here is some really busty and shapely breasts….and body….and ass…and vagina of a girl named Jerika…who I thought may have been a stripper…but turns out is doing a nude fashion / art spread for Purple Magazine…because Purple Magazine is clearly a porn magazine that’s branded itself as fashion so they get the huge advertisers and love of all…something Terry Richardson, smut peddler, has managed to do also…and something I should be trying to do myself…cuz I want a private jet assholes…but more importantly…I want Jerika in my mouth….even though I generally hate big girls…I’m sold on this one.

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I forget the internet cuz I get caught up in trying to convince girls to go on magical adventures with me to magical places like we are a disney movie…to bother sitting at a computer….other times I pass out drunk in my own vomit at 7 pm like a man who is probably dying from years of hard living….a lifetyle I stay loyal to.

May your saturday be life changing…Here are the stepLINKS…..

If Joanna Krupa is Sex Deprived I’m Willing to Help Her Out
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This Liz and Dick Movie Looks Liek a Fucking Mess and I Can’t Wait – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian Fat Titties for V
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Bikini Girls Take the Cinnamon Challenge
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Worst Movie Death Scene
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Sand Eating Faceplants – An Internet Collection
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Cop Caught Smuggling Over $200,000 Worth of Cheese Into Canada
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Brittany Palmers Twitter is Heaven
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This Johnny Lewis Murder Suicide Thing Just Keeps Getting Weirder
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Holly Peers is Taking It All Off (SEMI NSFW)
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Kylie Johnson is a Kim Kardashian Type But Better I Think (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows to End This Week Off Proper (NSFW)
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Fat Lady Gets Jiggy
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Pam Anderson in Fuck Me Boots
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8 Bit Gangnam Style
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Danielle Dior Has Some Killer Curves
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Brandon Davis is Gonna Die in 3…2…1….
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Why Does Pizza Hut Hate America? We Look Into the Fast Food Conspiracy
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She’s Wearing Nothing But Boots and I’ll Give You One Guess What She’s Doing (NSFW)
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Sexy Games, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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Water Skiing Elephant
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Ashley Greene Women’s Health South Africa
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Extreme Mountain Unicyle
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Emily Blunt Topless from My Summer of Love
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She’s Bending Over Backwards
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LeAnn Rimes Is Back Out In The Wild
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I Wanna Hang Out With Girls Who Can Chug More Whiskey Than I Can – Gallery
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Bikini Models Try the Cinnamon Challenge. Uh Oh – VIDEO
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Jessica Gomes See-Thru Mesh Top with NO BRA (SITE NSFW)
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Epic Bus Ad from Denmark
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Gisele is Promoting “Healthy Candy” With her Hot Accent.
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Jennifer Love Big Tits
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Kristen Stewart is Slowly Resurfacing
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Kendall and Kylie Jenner: A Look Back at Their Summer Snapshots (PHOTOS)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Rosie Jones is Perfection (NSFW)
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Gianna Michaels And Her Big Old Tits (NSFW)
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Teenager Shoots His Mom And Then Drags Her Body To A Dumpster
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Celeste Star, Daisy Lynn and Raven Bay Get It On (NSFW)
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Emma Watson Tube Top
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Beauty School Students Forced To Trim Pubic Hair, Lawsuit! (NSFW)
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Nina Dobrev & Maria Menounos: Who Would You Rather?
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Gotta Love Sexy Teen Juggs (NSFW)
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Some Rachel Zoe Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Sarah Jessica Parker Blowjob Face
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I hate weddings and marriage but love this proposal!
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Fucking the Delivery Guy
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Play Stripper Blackjack
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Breanne Benson exposes her gorgeous body|Breanne Benson
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Party Babes USA
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Play Strip Games
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Elle Alexandra caresses her breasts and spreads
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Today’s Random Porn
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Candice Luca is one naughty girl by nature
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Hot Girls Willing to Get Naked on the Internet for Free for the Win
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2012

29

Sep

Spencer Scott is Twistys Treat of the Day

Her name is Spencer Scott…She’s 5’4 and 110 pounds and has 34 D natural implants…..her waist is size 23 and her hips 33….and she’s this month’s Twisty’s Treat….

I like looking at pictures of half naked girls….even if they are just stereotypically hot…like someone ripped out the pages of a 1990s Playboy spread and tried to re-create it….you know the kind of lady you see elegantly dancing with her Bunny tattoo on her hip….the kind of girl you bump into in her velour sweat suit and platform shoes and feel amazed actually exists…..the kind of girl you want to marry….and have babies with because you know it would be nothing by flowers and butterflies….with no drama…you just aren’t on enough steroids and don’t have enough tribal tattoos to make it happen….

From what I gather in my hard hitting journalism research…Spencer Scott lived the Playboy dream….and decided to just get into porn….when the reality that being in Playboy isn’t what it was for Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra, and all the other pre-internet Playboy girls….

Sure her porn is masturbating and girl on girl…but that’s the gateway to the vile shit that is being produced and that you love so much….it’s just an amazing cycle of showing tits and vagina….trying to get paid, famous, and make all the money you can before retiring….and that’s better than working as a Secretary.

Here’s what she had to say:

I started modeling for Playboy and after that I just decided I wanted to get into porn.

For a partner, you have to have a good sense of humor and confidence. That’s extremely sexy to me. I also LOOOVE great kissers! That’s where you see all the passion and know right away.

I hope you guys masturbate real hard and real long to my photos

I think by doing this post….Spencer Scott and I are officially dating…too bad my idea of a great kiss is getting a blowjob.


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Hot NSFW Titty Pics After the Jump!

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2012

29

Sep

Emily Scott is Hot in FHM France of the Day

People get mad at me when I call girls strippers….but they don’t get that I love strippers…I spend the 100 dollars I make off the site a month on strippers and the reality is that strippers don’t like me…they target me…bullshit me with retard conversation….they just ask me for my money like a homeless beggar without charming or seducing me…cuz the smart girls all have real jobs…or are Glamour Models…and it just leads to frustration….don’t these girls understand that all I want from them is to give a lot of lap dances so they can support my life of luxury while I sit on the couch drinking all day….it’s such an easy request….just like getting famous or a fan base when you’re a chick with tits is easy….all you have to do is be able to live with yourself….and these girls are totally into that…Hey! stop calling my girlfriend a slut. Jerk.

Posted in:Emily Scott

2012

29

Sep

Car Chase Suicide of the Day

I don’t know you, but this is crazy…..here’s a dude in a car chase being covered by the local news….shooting himself in the fucking head.

1 – I hate suicide and think all people who commit suicide should be shot, but since they’ve already done it, and we can’t do it again, I feel their death should not be respected as they didn’t respect their own life.

You see kids die of cancer everyday….none of them want to die….they want to be normal and playing with their friends….and here some cocksucker goes and disrespects their will to live by shitting on his own life….

I do it for the kids…

2- I hate putting death or gore videos on the site, cuz I like girls and babes and the nice side of life….and I also like hookers, addicts, poverty, white trash, retards and all other things I like laughing at…..but the reason I am posting it is cuz YOUTUBE did and so did FOX cuz the reporter’s reaction is fucking amazing….Live TV is the best.

I do it for the comedic aspect to all the darkness…ya heard.

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2012

28

Sep

Miley Cyrus is so Hot Right Now of the Day


Miley Cyrus may not be the future…her time may be done…her lesbian haircut may be a little too 15 year old girl at the mall trying to be hard and full of angst….all bi sexual hipster gone mainstream shit….but I’d sure be into K-Feding her and her muppet face…it’d be a life I’d be willing to live…spending her Disney Money like I was her parents….but it’ll never happen so I’ll just stare at pics of her doing menial errands…cuz that shit is porn to me…it’s the basis of all my public masturbation…


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