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2012

27

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day


Daytime drinking has kicked my ass….I think I am getting fucking old…or my liver is fucking damaged…too damaged to process booze…cuz 8 drinks in and I’m passed out on the fucking floor for 8 hours…only to be rudely woken up by my fat wife…who I assume is bust trying to find food for her fat ass…but is heavy breathing in the process..cuz fat people don’t have good cardio…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Dina Lohan Gave Advice To Amanda Bynes’ Parents. Oh, Good.
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Kunt Gosselin is About to Have All Her Secrets Spilled
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iPAD Slap
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Redneck Bikini Contest
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Marilyn Monroe Re-Visited
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25 TV Characters Who Dated Out Of Their League
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Katy Perry’s Ex-Boyfriend Killed A Lady, Then Fell Off A Roof And Died. Wait, What?
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Amanda Marie is Taking Her Top Off (SITE NSFW)
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Mary Anne Bends Over In Thigh Highs (NSFW)
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Jasmin T is Super Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
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Veronica Lavery is Hott Stuff
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“We’re All a Little Gay!” – Honey Boo Boo Child (VIDEO)
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Free Cam Shows Are a Little Ray of Sunshine For Today (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Odette Annable
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This College Girl Doesn’t Care Where She Gets Off (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Some Sexy Games If You Are In The Mood For a Little Naughty Fun (NSFW)
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Nicola Mclean Pokies Anyone? (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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These Sexy Twins Are the Ultimate 2 for 1
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Redneck Bikini Contest is Fine By Me – VIDEO
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Olivia Wilde Pokies In Her New Movie Where She’s a Stripper! Yes!!!
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Gwenyth Paltrow and Nicole Richie – Who Would You Rather?
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More Amanda Bynes Crazy Watch!
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Fun With a FAT Ass (SITE NSFW)
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Chealsea Lately Parodied The Kardashians and Its Awesome – VIDEO
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Sasha Rose is Bending Over (NSFW)
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Sex Doll “Rescued” From Sea! Turkish Divers Feel Like Idiots!
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Sex Doll “Rescued” From Sea! Turkish Divers Feel Like Idiots!
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Nude on Her Bed, Check It Out
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Ke$ha Had Sex With a Ghost. Wait, What?
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Of Cour$e The Karda$hian$ ‘Don’t Care’ About Kanye’$ $exTape Probably $tarring Kim Karda$hian
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Over Eager Ballerina
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Kayley Cuoco’s 2005 Nipples
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How To Order McDonalds
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Grandpa’s New Dance Craze
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Boiling Frog Experiment
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Tina Fey is Disgusting
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Firework Nut shot Fail
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Miley Cyrus PSA
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Party Babes USA
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Taylor Vixen spends time alone at her room
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Today’s Random Porn
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Kirsten Price fondles her beautiful breasts and pussy
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Hot Girls Willing to Get Naked on the Internet for Free for the Win
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2012

27

Sep

Cameron Diaz Pantsless in a Photoshoot of the Day


No idea what this photoshoot is for….apprently it is by some photographer named Davis Factor…and was shot in 2012….back when Cameron Diaz was an old botox hag of a woman…who still has awesome fucking legs and is probably a lot of fun to hang around…now that she’s menopausal and unable to get pregnant….even though you may be skeptical of what condition her pussy is in…as these Hollywood girls fuck a lot of cock….and that’s usually a turn off to most dudes…but works for me since I fuck hookers and sometimes they are lubricated with another man’s semen and for some reason, a reason I call discount budget sex, that works for me.

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2012

27

Sep

Kelly Brook in FHM France October of the Day


These Kelly Brook pictures are really not all that interesting at all…if anything, they are straight up boring as fuck. Sure sure they feature her big fucking tits, but that’s kinda the whole point of her, so anytime you see her name on my site, or any site, that’s pretty much what we’re gonna expect….except when shit is for France…when it is for France I expect it to be abou her nipple….what a waste of a photoshoot….in what is the final run for this set of huge fucking tits…as soon she’ll have to hang up that bra and retire…there’s a life to this kind of career and her’s in in the ICU hanging on for all it’s got…..

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2012

27

Sep

Sarah Harding’s Awesome Upskirt of the Day


I don’t know when this picture is from, but I am assuming recently, since Sarah Harding is only 30, but looks like a 45 year old housewife with an eating disorder, drug addiction and BOTOX party planning hobby….and as her sex appeal slowly melts away with her collagen…as her inner thigh skin hang off her bone like over over boiled chicken….I appreciate staring at what could be her bald skinny dangling vagina…but that’s just cuz this is how I like my women to work…weak, emaciated, unable to run…and jacked on whatever pills they are jacked on.

Posted in:NSFW|Sarah Harding

2012

27

Sep

Denise Richards in Some Bikini Photoshoot at Home of the Day


Before today, the highlight of Denise Richard’s career is that she was a hooker for Heidi Fleiss when she wasn’t getting cast in movies….because people forget she’s only been in 5 movies in her life and after blowing that on blow….it goes pretty fucking fast….and people also think I am lying…but I tweeted it to her once and she went nuts, was reactive, and we all know that’s a sign of guilt…..

Sure, her threesome with Kevin Bacon was alright, her Playboy showing off her fake tits was alright, her marrying Charlie Sheen and having a breakdown was alright……..

But the real Highlight of her career…is that she’s hiring photographers to shoot her old body in a bikini for old times….for whaever reason…and it is awesome, she is fit but maybe I’m just saying that cuz she looks like a muppet.

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2012

27

Sep

Ali Landry is in a Bikini of the Day

Ali Landry is some 40 year old who was Miss USA in 1996, is best known for being in People Magazines 50 Most Beautiful People issue in 1998, but I remember her for being the Doritos girl….a place I’d like to leave her…because unlike most married men, who like the security of growin old with a bitch, and the trade off for that is being stuck sleeping with an old bitch while thinking of of her in her 20s, because that’s gotta be the only way a mother fucker can cum looking at that loose skin mess of a human….I guess that’s the importance of photography and camera technology, to keep a bitch from aging for masturbation purposes, even if she is a fit 40 year old, she’s still a 40 year old….in a bikini…ok fine…she has a rockin’ body…but come on…that’s the one thing she has to do in life.


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2012

27

Sep

Lacey Banghard’s Topless Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I am starting to like these Glamour models…because every once in a while I decide tha huge fucking tits are the future…thanks to genetically modified foods, plastic surgery and all that other good stuff that leaves woman hormonal and eager to flaunt their shit so that men look at them…in exchange for money instead of working….changing their names to dirty little sassy slutty names that make me want to fuck….and by every once in a while I mean always…Lacey Banghard should be my girlfriend.

Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW

2012

27

Sep

Emily Ratajowski’s Twitter Pics of the Day


Emily Ratajkowski has tweeted me once…before she was famous for having the single best body in the fucking world right now….at least according to me right now…as I am inconsistent and easily distracted and fall in love with hot bodies every fucking day….but not all those hot bodies acknowledge I exist…even though I’m amazing and runnning massive PR for them…

There are 1000s of Emily Ratajowski’s in LA trying to make it….and now that this Emily bitch is too big for me…too famous…too much of an ego onto working with bigger sites…I’ll still look at her twitpics but I won’t look at her instagram cuz she’s blocked me….but I like to think…I’ve fired her…to move onto new vagina willing to get nakeed for fame….

Posted in:Emily Ratajowski's

2012

27

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I have a feeling this internet thing is not just a fad and may be around for a while, which is convenient for me since I only exist on the internet….at least that’s what I tell the girls my heart follows home late at night – not cuz I am a stalker – but cuz I am a romantic….hoping they never find me…

Here are some links…

Whatever You End Up Doing With Your Life, This Guy Will Always Be Better Than You
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Think You Can Break Up a Lesbian Marriage? I Got $65 Million Reaons Why You Should Try
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Gotta Love Those European BLONDES (SEMI NSFW)
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Fun With a SNAKEPIT! – VIDEO
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Leia Christiana Office Treat
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Broke Her Dress
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Some Rare Photos Of Victoria Beckham From 1992 And They Aren’t Pretty
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Web Cam Girls to Keeo You Busy All Day (NSFW)
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This Tanned Babe is a Squirter (NSFW)
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15 Hilarious Nascar Fan Photos
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Imogen Thomas is Always Easy on the Eyes (NSFW)
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Redbull Skydive From Space? Sure, Why Not – VIDEO
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You’ll Find These Sexy Games Satisfying, Trust Me (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

27

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Topless in Terry Richardson’s Studio of the Day

Hey Eniko Mihalik, you like jokes?

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW