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2012

26

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

1 – We have a contest winner….sure she’s not holding up a sign and sure that pic could be of anyone captioned drunkenstpefather.com…but those tits make me ignore all rational thought…they distract me and remind me of what is important….tits.

2- I have a stalker and it is a lot of fun…but only cuz I haven’t been prison raped….yet…and even then it will still be fun cuz I love getting surprise gifts…maybe it is cuz my childhood christmas memories are all depressing and this is the closest thing to Santa I know….keep em’ coming…

I’d Like to See You or Anyone Else Do This With a Deck of Cards – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Hooters Girls on Instagram – A Gallery
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The Brooklyn Nets Cheerleaders Have New Uniforms and I Gotta Say I’m a Fan
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And Now, a Squirrel Rampage – VIDEO
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I Wanna Take a Ride on the BATPOD – VIDEO
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Lexi Ray is Pretty in Pink (SEMI NSFW)
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Courtney Nicole is a Brunette Beauty (SEMI NSFW)
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The 50 Hottest Funny Girls of All Time
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Free Cam Shows That Will Give You Some Pleasure – NSFW)
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This Teen is Fucking a Wall Mounted Dildo – VIDEO (NSFW)
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The 20 Worst Public Transit Fails
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I’d Like to Be All Over Maya Michelle (NSFW)
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Lil Wayne is Out of His Damn Mind – VIDEO
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Sexy Games You Will LOVE Playing, I Promise (NSFW)
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2012

25

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day


We’re running a contest here….because why the fuck now….I figure you deserve to win if you’re following a guy like me around…not as your leader but as a bigger failure than you…you might as well have the chance to be rewarded for it….

So I’m giving away FRENCH MONTANA shorts and THIS Bikini for all your cross dressing needs…cuz I like his song…when I go to strippers…

So send in a picture of your girlfriend in a bikini with a fan sign, or you in a bikini with a fan sign that I will use on my instagram,

via my FACEBOOK / TWITTER or EMAIL me: info (at) drunkenstepfather.com…..

The best picture wins…Here are the stepLINKS….

Rihanna Looks Hot Pantsless
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Madonna Saying She Will Strip If Obama Gets Re-Elected Isn’t Reason Enough to Vote for Mitt Romney But It’s Close
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Bikini Yoga Pose of the Day
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Jennifer Aniston is an Old Lady
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Salma Hayek Titties for Vogue Germany
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Spearfishing Surprise
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Lindsay Lohan Blames Her Asthma Flaring Up On Getting Arrested and Not the Pack of Cigarettes She Smokes Everyday
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And Now, NINJA SQUIRREL – VIDEO
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Gallery: 25 Pictures Of Celebrities With Black Eyes
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Kat Graham is a Vampire Hooker or Something
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Guess Who May be Knocked Up Again
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Check Out Lisette Marie (SITE NSFW)
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Tight Bodied Blonde With Sexy Knee Socks (NSFW)
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Pamela Horton Kinda Has an Angelina Jolie Thing Going On (SEMI NSFW)
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WTF is Kim Kardashian Wearing?
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I’d Like to Be All Over Rebecca Carter (SEMI NSFW)
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Help You End the Day Off Right
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Some Frat Dude Almost Died From Too Much Box Wine….Up His Ass
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This Teen is Going to Town On Herself and It’s All on Video (NSFW)
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The 100 Hottest Cheerleader Pics in College Football
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Sexy Games That Will Keep You More Than Busy (NSFW)
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And Now a Slutty Odd Couple
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WOW! Stephanie Seymour Nude in i-D Magazine (NSFW)
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This Babe Will Bend Over Backwards, That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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I want to bang this guy’s ex
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Card Skills….
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Tom Jones is a Dance Machine
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Lindsay Lohan Faking Sick Turns Me On
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Ninja Squirrel!
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Girls With iPhones – Gorgeous and It’s a Gallery
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Ahhhhhhh Bikini Yoga Posing!!!!!
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Adrianne Curry is Topless AGAIN
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Claire Danes is Totally Bangable and I’m Liking It
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Miley Cyrus in Bed With Ashton Kutcher (PHOTOS)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Unfortunetly Placed Stickers – a Gallery (SITE NSFW)
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Angry Boyfriend Hits Highway And Drives 80 Mph With Girlfriend Hanging On To Jeep!!! [Video]
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And MORE Kat Graham
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This Slut Gets Nude On Her Bed, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Rihanna Threw Up at Her VIP Table
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Guess Who is Ready to Start Lying About Her Weight Again
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iPhone 5 Prank
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Some Californication Photoshoot to Jerk Off To
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Norm Macdonald on Gay Pride….
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More Kim Kardashian Fat Chick in a White Bikini With a Vagina So Fat it Looks Like Dick
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Good Baseball Hit
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FISTING FUN
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Britney Lace fucks her pussy at the shower
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Teena Lipoldino plays around with her tight pussy
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Today’s Random Porn Videos
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Daisy Lynn caresses her wet clit
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Just Amber penetrates her pussy
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Hot Girls Willing to Get Naked on the Internet for Free for the Win
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2012

25

Sep

Rihanna Has the Best Instagram of the Day

I don’t know when Rihanna posted this pic, cuz I don’t see it on her recent instagram pics, but I am posting it anyway….cuz Rihanna is amazing…not because she was posting prayers for her love Chris Brown who is famous for beating her and is going on trial for beating her….because she’s either insane, or a woman of the church, who believes we are all god’s children and we must forgive as if we are Jesus….but based on the pics she produces celebrating that she’s God’s child, I figure she’s likely just insane…..unless you don’t think sympathizing wih the abuser is insane….because love can move mountains, all you need is love, love is a powerful thing….or if you’re like me and my Bajan friend who think she probably beat herself in a jealous rage and called the cops on him as girls sometimes do….

Rihanna is amazing…because she produces pictures like this for the internet for free….when she doesn’t fucking half to. She’s rich and this is not necessary like it is for all the other whores….

It is genius….in a totally primal, non-intellectual, genius kind of way.

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2012

25

Sep

Kim Kardashian Fat Chick in a Fat Chick Bathing Suit of the Day

It amazes me that people still think Kim Kardashian is not fat.

I get hate mail when I call her out for being a lazy pig of a woman with an eating disorder who has never worked a day in her life, but who has surrounded herself with the right team who managed to spin her porn career into a huge non pornographic empire….a porn career that has turned her family into celebrities, and that she is slowly falling off, but doing all the publicity stunts she can do from dating rappers, marrying athletes, pretending to be in new sex tapes….it is ridiculous….and I saw give up and let the hot 16 year old Olympic blooded sister take over cuz at least she’s tall and thin and worth modeling….not short stumpy pile of shit hairy garbage like this…

You see, even Kim Kardashian knows she’s fucking fat. She wears SPANX and staps and harnesses to make her look big assed and flat stomached….she has photoshop artists photoshop her twitter and instagram pics….she is a lie…a make-up covered lie….in a one piece with a fucking belt and heels bro….that’s all strategy to not look like she actually looks when naked in front of the mirror…

But yet dudes will still email me hate…cuz for some reason they love this vile human being…and that reason probably has to do with her fat ass and titties…


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2012

25

Sep

Kate Upton’s New Direction for Jalouse of the Day

Kate Upton is taking on some fashion shoots, you know more high concept fashion editorial shit to show the world how diverse a model she is, and that she’s not jusst some sloppy titty bikini model the average american man loves as she spills over her bikini top setting off warning signs that she is in fact a fact chick in training…the next Anna Nicole Smith….ready to remember the glory days when she is 25 over a chocolate cake and a bunch of pills….she wants us to take her seriously and forget that she’s a thick, fat titty, destined to be in a bikini prior to struggling with her weight, you know while her metabolism is still fat….and you know what…she looks pretty good in this shoot….I support her cause…cuz I was getting annoyed of her one trick pony shit…even if it was more half naked…..because with these high fashion shoots, the next step will be more naked…cuz high fashion has more nipple than bikini modeling for sports magazines….so this is a better road to go down…even though I think she shoulda done porn.

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2012

25

Sep

Blake Lively Reynolds in a Bra Shirt for Glamour Spain of the Day

I find it funny that Blake Lively fans, at least the ones on the internet are so mad that she got married, like it affects their obsession of her or the chance of them fucking her….I mean the only thing they could be mad at is if she’s pregnant because historically pregnancy ruins women….but if you’re obsession is Blake Lively…that’s on some obscure kick that makes me think you’ll probably ride out the pregnancy into the future…you stalking fucking weirdo…cuz to me Blake Lively hardly exists, she was on TV, in a few movies, played a 20 year old but looks 40, fucked some A-Listers, got knocked up by one, married him, denied being knocked by him to not cheapen her whore self who was cheapened when she started bouncing celebrity cock to cock….but that’s just the circle she runs in…I don’t judge….I just don’t understand why she looks so fucking old all the time…menopausal even….

She did a shoot for Glamour Spain, wore a shirt tha looks like a bra, and that’s about as interesting as she gets….

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2012

25

Sep

Adrianne Curry’s Ass in a Thong of the Day


Adrianne Curry is doing her COSPLAY nerd hustle for her twitter followers…because she’s never been in a Sci/Fi movie or TV show and has nothing to do with this nerd shit, she’s just realized that this is the fucking internet…and the internet is dominated by virgin loser trash…and virgin loser trash is loyal and follow you til the end of time in some weird OCD shit that makes me uncomfortable…

I hate virgin loser comic book collecting socially awkward nerds….even though every last one of you is probably onr…cuz cool people don’t care about this shit….but I’ll continue to pretend you are a sexy model who loves my dick jokes….and wants to unmask me with your pussy lips….

Even if I’d be a very rich man is I accepted you for who you are…like Adrianne Curry does…

Either way, interesting pic, even if she’s the fucking devil who I hate for taking advantage of you…but more importantly…for existing.

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2012

25

Sep

Miranda Kerr Modeling Bullshit Cuz She’s a Model for Cosmo Korea of the Day

Miranda Kerr was modeling some bullshit for Cosmopolitan Korea because she’s an internation model and these pics are probably considered boring for the average viewer…but if you’re like me and think this Victoria’s Secret angel who is heavily marketed and shoved down my fucking throat….you just can’t get enough of her…even knowing she’s got a fucking kid…and a husband…two things that repulse you….all it takes is a hint of cleavage and I’m sucked right back into her wide faced trap….it’s starting to become an issue….but nothing compared to my other obessions that don’t allow me to be a normal human in society….none of which are shitting in a condom and freezing it to make homemade dildos to fuck your wife with…but they should be.

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2012

25

Sep

Elisabetta Gregoraci on the Runway in Milan of the Day

Elisabetta Gregoraci is some Wonder Bra model from Italy who is married to old billionalre Flavi Briatore, also known as the father to Heidi Klum’s white baby, in fact, she’s also the mother of his son, and this is her solid genes recovered from that gold digging strategy to ensure to implant the golden sperm, to trap the motherfucker to a lifetime of monthly payments, as god digging whores tend to do….you see getting pregnant is the best, longest lasting Gold Digging move…and real gold diggers know all about that…..but then again, maybe this Elisabetta Gregoraci is not the whore I accuse her of being….despite evidnce the Italian prime minister hired her as a hostess and that she offered sex for a job….which to me is just a sign of good work ethic….she kept her eye on the prize and got it…and she looks good playin’ the game….and that works for me.


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2012

25

Sep

Cassie is Lubed Up for GQ of the Day

Cassie New Album GQ Fitness Shoot

Looks like Cassie is on a comeback tour….that or GQ ran out of attention seeking celebrities looking for coverage…something that I doubt is possible…there’s just an endless supply of that shit….whether it gets repetitive or boring or not…it just keeps on coming….

So I looked her up, she has a second album releasing in 2012, and this greased up hotness is probably all part of that…..but maybe I just think it is hot cuz she’s doing fitness…or pretending to…

Either way, here are the pics…which is better than listening her her wannabe the next Rihanna shit music….

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