Here are the fattest chicks on TV at the Emmy Awards showing off their tits that hardly impress me – not cuz I don’t love tits…but cuz I don’t love tits that come with fat chicks….

I know they didn’t get dressed thinking how they can impress me – but I do know for a fact that at least Kat Dennings knows who I am because she blocked me on twitter but more importantly tried to sue me for posting some topless pics she leaked in efforts to get noticed and land a TV gig……which shee did.

And like Christina Hendricks she challenges the capacity of wide screen TVs pretty fucking aggressively every week….

I know you are all gonna get mad at me….cuz she has fans and cuz you are used to fatter chicks…and I know you don’t care about fat if it comes with tits….but you are all blinded by the cleavage..and really I don’t care either way, I have better shit to worry about than these twats, like when I am going to get to take another nap today, but I will say I’m not impressed with cleavage on a fat chick ever…cuz cleavage on a fat chick is the only fucking move a fat chick has…and cleavage on a fat chick from overeating is about as impressive as watching a bitch overeat…but I am still a dude, and I still love tits, cuz tits are fun to play with… and should be celebrated even when they come with obesity, even when I hate obesity, cuz I married obesity….but as these two prove, tits have the power to distract from diabetes in training….

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