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2012

24

Sep

Phil Varone’s Vegas or Bust Exclusive Clips of the Day

Here’s an exclusive clip sent to me by my friends at VIVID of Rockstar Phil Varone’s Swinger porn….

I know swingers…you know the kind of couples who fuck other couples with consent because let’s face it being monogamous fucking sucks and if you’re cheating when together it isn’t cheating at all…even if GOD is judging you…..but that’s just cuz GOD, or the church who invented GOD is boring….cuz I say fuck all you can and as many people as you can…but maybe that’s just cuz I am a romantic…..

I have tried to get into a swingers club at least 10 times in my life, alone, while wasted, unshowered and convinced it was a good idea but was always asked to leave by the door man in his tuxedo cuz I was riding solo, ready to jerk off, and I told them that my plan was to see how fat the swinger bitches were, cuz I heard they were nasty, and if they weren’t fat enough I would creep in the corner like I was a fly on the wall, or a creep on the fire escape peeping in…..

Phil Varone, from Skid Row, who has been on Celeb Rehab, and has turned to porn, has been a swinger for a long time, and this is his movie, featuring real life swingers, we’re talking non pornstars doing porn, and they are fucking hot…..


TO SEE THE NSFW / XXX Version
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2012

21

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Trying to convince lesbians to let you watch them fuck while masturbating in the corner is always a fucking challenge…cuz there’s always one of the pair too hardcore and dyke to allow dick in the room…dolphin shaped dildos are the only phallus motherfucker….

I am amazing at failing….

It’s the weekend, here are the stepLINKS…for the win…

Bitches on Bikes
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Parasite Hilton Is Sorry For Saying That Most Gays Have AIDS
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Ahhhhhh The Girls on Frisky Friday
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3 Idiots 1 Car
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TV Has Hit a Serious Fucking Low
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Azealia Banks See Through Outfit for Dazed & Confused
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Salma Hayek is Wet
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Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Spends Her Money on Cars
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Best Pole Dancer Ever? Possibly
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The 100 Hottest Instagram Self Shots of Summer 2012
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Sophia Bush is Working Those Leggings
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Hey, It’s Fiona Apple’s Mugshot
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Claudia is Sweet Like Her Cotton Candy – (SITE NSFW)
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Bikini Girls Driving Fast
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Sarah Harding Eating a Snake is Weird
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Maria Sharapova for Hamptons Magazine
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One Legged Soccer Score
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Free Cam Shows, Have a Great Weekend
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Dina Lohan Wants Us to Know She is Mother of the Year
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Lucy Becker is a Sexy Cyber Girl
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Pittsburgh Hostage Crisis: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
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This Lesbian Threeson is All On Video Chat (NSFW)
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The Biggest Tailgate Fails Ever
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Sexy Games to Keep You Busy All Weekend (NSFW)
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Joanna Krupa is Hosing Herself Down
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Martha Stewart Thinks She is Lady Gaga or Something
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Ahhhhhhhhh Faceplants Yessssss – VIDEO
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A Bunch Of Expensive Wines Your Ass Won’t be Able to Afford
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Muhammed Ali as Mike Tyson. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Tara Reid Offers Up her Blue Panties Upskirt
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Demi Moore is Still a Fucking Mess
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Yeah I’d Bang Rita Ora
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Audrey Tautou is The Type of Lady You Take Home to Mom
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Jena Presley Will Help End the Week Off Right
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Ranking The Hottest Women To Have All Their Business Put Out In Homemade Freaky Flicks
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Jelena Jensen and Ryan Keely Get It On (NSFW)
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Legal Briefs: The Ins and Outs of Sex Contracts (NSFW)
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Elisabetta Canalis Hits The Runway For Miss Bikini
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Web Cam Tits, Hello! (MSFW)
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And Here’s the Trailer for Liz and Dick – VIDEO
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Pig Rescues Baby Goat
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Awesome Scarlett Johansson CLeavage Pic
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Brett Rossi gets playful in paradise
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1 Girl, 1 Cigarette
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Birthday Threesome!
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Taylor Vixen spends time alone at her room
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Random Porn Videos
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Hot Girls Willing to Get Naked on the Internet for Free for the Win
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2012

21

Sep

Kate Upton Plays With Puppies of the Day

I already posted the CR FASHION BOOK photoshoot with Kate Upton that is obviously mocking fashion shoots for being fake high concept shit that is really just shit…but that people buy into….you know some satire with some “throw in kids, puppies, men dressed like unicorns”….let’s be as ironic and as possible…and that is the high concept everyone will buy into..kinda thing…and I find it hilarious…but maybe I am just smitten that Kate Upton didn’t eat one of the puppies cuz she got hungry on set….she’s that kind of pig….with a fat ass just waiting to explode on the fucking scene…to match her big tits she’s not exploiting enough here…..there are

Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2012

21

Sep

Hayley King’s Awesome Bikini Pics of the Day

Known for A.I. – Artificial Intelligence….a movie I have never seen and if you have seen it and remember her in it…you may just be a pedophile…cuz she’s only 18 Years Old now, and that shit came out before Hayley Joel Osment…sorry…Oscar nominated Hayley Joel Osment….reminding us that the Oscars are bullshit… had his sex change….and starred on Hannah Montana ……

Her name is Hayley King….she hasn’t done all that much…but still way more than any of us…is only 18 and could be the star of the Kanye Sex Tape….but probably isn’t….and based on these rockin’ bikini clad tits…and her recent casting in Young and the Restless…she’ll be the jerk off material to many men, like me and you, who can’t afford cable cuz they are unemployed masturbating to Soap Operas all day….instead of doing something with our fukcing lives…

I may have a crush on this one….but I don’t know for sure…I’m kinda jaded and have no feeling…like my wife’s dibetic foot….here are the pics…


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BONUS – Here’s a video of her Sky Diving that reminds me of a bootleg Rocco porn….She’s got great tits….

Posted in:Hayley King

2012

21

Sep

Alicia Silverstone Flashes Her Ass for Bullet Magazine of the Day

I posted the recent ALICIA SILVERSTONE LINGERIE PIN UP PHOTOSHOOT a few weeks ago….questionning my integrity as a blogger who usually likes to post pics of girls I could jerk off with great vengeance cuz they don’t give me the attention I deserve but tempt me with their awesome…..because Alicia Silverstone is disgusting to me…even before she was a mom who chewed her kids food for him…..like a bird…and back when she peaked in Clueless and everyone went nuts for her…I just couldn’t get into her stroked out face…half paralyzed….it made me feel bad for her….but not that bad…considering she’s a millionaire for it….and now she’s on some comeback tour flashing her bum that looks INCREDIBLE for Bullet Magazine….unexplicable, a mystery, how on earth did this happen….maybe….but I call photoshop….and photoshop or not…I’ll keep staring…

Posted in:Alicia Silverstone

2012

21

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Photoshoot of the Day

Hayden Panettiere has survived a sex scandal that she’s totally neglected to address, that no one bothered reporting, because it was probably bullshit…even though it was the most interesting thing she’s pulled off to date….No, I am not talking about the fact that she is a circus freak who is barely 5 foot, who bangs 7 foot tall athletes who probably ravage her not so neat, compact vagina….I am talking about reports her mother and father made her into a child hooker for Hollywood to have their way with….a possiible lie…disgusting…but if true fucked up enough to make her a baggage carrying and experienced good time….

Here she is showing off her recent implants, at least that’s what I assume these are, probably to balance out her broad shoulders….that less obvious and exposed than I’d like….but she’s showing them off never the less….and looks lovely.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2012

21

Sep

Bikini Girls Driving Fast in Bikinis of the Day

Here’s a ridiculous video that proves everything is better, or worth watching, when you involve girls, hot or not, real titties or not, half naked….cuz guys will watch girls, hot or not, do anything half naked…from sweeping, to gardening, to picking their nose….to the least erotic thing….because guys are fucking perverts and I would not have it any other way…cuz I like looking at half naked girls under any and all circumstances…and the reality is that girls like it when we look…it is some animal instinct shit….


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Posted in:SFW|Videos

2012

21

Sep

Rihanna’s Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Rihanna posed in some high waited shorts and a bikini top like a teen girl who listens to too much Miley Cyrus….because she’s likely got less of an education that them.. you know pulled out of school at 14 and unregulated like the American kids in show business because she wasn’t American…but more of a refuge, stowaway, orphan, child bride…whatever you want to call it….it worked for her and she’s famous and rich and doesn’t need an eight grade education….all she’s gotta do is post pics of bikinis on the internet and sing the occassional song and bitch is set…in ways even tourists who visit her country aren’t….and as long as she’s putting up the bikini pics and there is a volume button on the radio…I dig it…cuz

There’s just something about Rihanna, and that thing is not that she lets her men beat her, but cuz she just speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean penis…and by penis I mean I’d love to make sweet love to her even if all she’s into is fucking…..since no one makes love anymore…we are all just emotionless, porn influenced, perverts grinding out….it is really tragic…

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

21

Sep

Kanye West Sex Tape for Attention of the Day

Apparently Kanye West has dropped a sex tape… according to radaronline and is shopping it around because if there is one thing and one thing only that he can learn from his girlfriend, KIM KARDASHIAN AND HER SEX TAPE , is that Opened many doors….or maybe he just can’t have her have something he doesn’t have….especially considering she’s pushing a billion dollar brand all thanks to a sex tape…making Kanye’s genius business savvy say “i should do that too”…cuz as much as he produces hits, he’s hanging on and plotting how to stay on top hard….

Apparently the girl in the video looks like Kim Kardashian cuz Kim Kardashian is done with sex tapes…even though KIM KARDASHIAN HAS DONE A SEX TAPE and it was like watching two apes mate in the zoo…cuz under all that make-up she’s an animal..

I don’t have the Sex Tape…but when I do….I’ll post it…Stay tuned…


WATCH THE KIM KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE

Posted in:Kanye West|SFW

2012

21

Sep

Zoe Kazan Nude on Set of the Day


Before today, I did not know who Zoe Kazan was…and after today…I still don’t care who Zoe Kazan is…but at least I had a brief moment where I was touched by her nipple pasties filming a nude scene in canada to look her up….only to find out the obvious…that she is an LA rich kid with parents and grand parents who worked in the industry….writing movies….leading to such great opportunities for her that allow her to be semi naked filming movies of her own that she wrote and got funding for…perpetuating the same talent pool in an industry that’s about as deep as I can get my dick in a pussy…which is not very deep at all….and the proof of how authentic she is comes in what she wears to the nude scene she wrote for herself…what a fucking spoiled brat lie….but I don’t mind nepotism – use what you have available even if you’re not that good and I’m sure she’s a nice girl….it’s not her fault she was raised in this….


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Posted in:Zoe Kazan