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2012

21

Sep

Blake Lively Pregnant of the Day

The basis of 95 percent of secret or surprise weddings since the beginning of time has always been unwanted pregnancy….to assume that Blake Lively is not in fact pregnant after shocking her 12 fans with a surprise marriage to Ryan Reynolds last week, you know cuz they expected her to continue fucking her way through the A and B-Listers as she’s done so well the last few years since people started noticing she existed…..no to mention her ravaged face looks 40, even if she plays a 20 year old on TV, it is possible the cougar’s uterus was running against the clock and not just cuz of her HPV….

Boom.

Posted in:Blake Lively

2012

21

Sep

Terry Richardson’s Outtakes from Purple Magazine of the Day


I posted these NAKED HIPSTERS FOR TERRY RICHARDSON PICS …..and these are the outtakes….

I love hipster girls becausse they are all 70s inspired and pretend they don’t give a fuck…they wear no bra and jacked up shorts and tight jeans…all in the name of style or fashion that they pretend they don’t subscribe to….they know everything about everything, because you can’t care about nothing or be too cool for everything if you don’t know every band, lyric, designer, fabric….etc….their irony is actually ironic…But most importantly, their anti-establishment bushes tickly my nose in a glorious way….

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

21

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Works The Public of the Day

She’s almost as good as Sandra Bullock when she adopted an african after being accused of Nazi sex games…spin the story, win an Oscar, the public is forgiving of the people they’ve never met but love…..because the public are idiots…

That said, I don’t know why her face is bloated and distorted, I just know she played her career so fucking wrong…she had money to go elsewhere to drink and drive, while she coulda just hired a driver here….she could have filmed a movie a year, made her millions, and lived in central america where she did DMT and raped Donkey’s for the locals if she wanted to….but instead she did this….

Idiot. What a waste. But at least they haven’t repossessed her tits….they are paid off in full and I love them…and can’t wait for them to work my local strip club….and while I wait, here she is posing with children for the paparazzi…what a clown…


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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2012

21

Sep

Erin Heatherton’s Lingerie Pics for Victoria’s Secret of the Day


Erin Heatherton may not be a hooker, she’s a model and that’s different…she is just on payroll to get naked or half naked for a company….and the company only strongly encourages she fuck the “Important” clients who give the brand a high profile…you know the A-Listers like Leonardo DiCaprio who are constantly sticking their dick in their roster of talent….

It helps the brand image and helps make these hot little half naked girls seem more important than they are….you know arm candy to the stars..the dream of every escort….even though this escort agency is totally legal…and free….and convenient for the A-Listers they set up with these amazing girls….

I dig it…and here’s a little same fucking format, pretty much same fucking lingerie, with an interchangeable hot girl that Leonardo DiCaprio fucks.

Posted in:Erin Heatherton

2012

21

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The worst thing about my “job” that isn’t a job, other than the obvious, is that girls refuse to send me nudes, even though that is the whole reason I started the site, becasue they fear I will put them on the internet, when I have access to actual girls who want to be nude on the internet….It’s like my friends with no friends get naked pics all day…while I have a site no one reads that girls fear being leaked on….even though that’s not my style and if it was…3 people would see it….

It’s pretty unfortunate…cuz I love nude pics….I also love links…

And That’s Why You Don’t Push a Car Up Hill – VIDEO
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Caroline Wozniacki Underwear Photoshoot Video Is as Awesome as You Would Expect
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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Epic Bungee Jumping Facial Expression
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Chloe Moet is All Laid Out
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Jennifer Shiloh is Sweetly Stunning
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Gwyneth Paltrow Only Lets Her Kids Watch TV In Spanish Or French Oh Jesus Christ
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Rashida Jones Brings the Hotness
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday (NSFW)
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Huge Orgasm Makes This Chick Break Her Chair (NSFW)
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Lady High on Weird Hallucinogen Steals Ferry, Yells ‘I’m Jack Sparrow!’
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Cali Logan and Her Friend Give Us a Two For One (NSFW)
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Rottenj Fish Taxi Prank – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Send You Off on Your Weekend (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

21

Sep

Morena Baccarin See Through Dress of the Day

It was only 2 weeks ago that MORENA BACCARIN walked into my life….posing hot for Esquire….a Brazilian I had never heard of prior to this month….because I’m not cultured or well versed in the Brazilian model turned actor turned nerd icon in all the nerd shows….scene….but she’s been putting in work…doing photoshoots, making noise, showing up to events in a sheer dress…really letting people know she’s around….and I’m kinda glad she is….I feel if you want the hits…show the fucking tits….


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2012

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day


I just found out a site I work with sold for close to 200 million dollars….that’s a lot of sex, drugs, booze, rock and roll, villas, private jets….which brought up the question…the ever burning question of my life….that is why the fuck do I do this…when I could be making 200 million dollars…and I guess the answer is…for the bitches….even though truthfully…it is cuz I’m an alcoholic non-conformist with horrible dance moves….who can’t make 3 dollars…and I am ok with that cuz it is fucking gangster if you look at it through a distorted drinking glass that needs a refill.

Here are some links….

Looks Like Courtney Stodden Bought Herself a New Face
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Paris Hilton Leaks Gay Hate Rant – For Attention.
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Engineering Students See Hot Girls Dance for the First Time and Go Nuts
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Khloe Kardashian Entertained By Caterpillar
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Amanda Bines Turns me On
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Biggest Brawls in Sports
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Britney Spears Sang Live for Real and It Didn’t Make Me Want to Put a Screwdriver in my Ear – VIDEO
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Gorilla VERSUS a Catapiller – VIDEO
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The Anti-Semitic Elmo Was Arrested Again in Times Square – Wait, What?
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Carly Rae Jepsen In Leather Short Shorts
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Lady Gaga is a Fucking Idiot of the Day
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Sherri Gets Naked in the Country (NSFW)
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Caro is Stripping Down
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Pot, Meet Kettle – Paris Hilton Says That Most Gays Are Disgusting And Have AIDS – AUDIO
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Reby Sky is Looking Fine By Me
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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Heather Rae Young is Sexy in the Bath
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The 20 Worst Pieces of Terrible Taxidermy
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Hottie and a Dildo, Gotta Love It – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Biggest Brawls in Sports History
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Sexy Games That Will Bring You Hours of Fun (NSFW)
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Layla Rose Strips by the Pool (NSFW)
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Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings (SITE NSFW)
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Amanda Bynes Thinks She’s Doing “Amazing”. Riiiiiiiiiiight
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Hot Ass (NSFW)
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15 Hilarious Hangover Remedies From Around the World
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Bikini Clad Girl Dancing on a Car, Nuff Said
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A Very Wet Michelle Rodriguez Gives us a Pokies Apperance
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A Little Kate Hudson Hotness
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Everybody Hates Mitt Romney
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Which Big set of Tits Would You Rather Fuck?
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Vanessa Hudgens and Her Tight Little Tits
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I hate this Tacky Bikini Clad Trash
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Unicycle Fresstyle
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Diane Lane is Not Erotic
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Yeah I’d Bang Nikki Reid
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Now THAT’S What I Call Perfect Tits (NSFW)
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Extremely Blessed: Salma Hayek Tells The Story Of How She REALLY Got Her Glorious Tig Ole Bitties [Video]
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Aleska Diamond and Zorah White Get It On – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Obsessed With Pornstar Skin Diamond (NSFW)
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Some Ladies Who Attended the End of Watch Premiere
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And Now Presenting Instant Karma – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Hey There’s Eva Longoria’s Bare Ass
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Video Of Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Faking Marriage Problems On Couple’s Therapy
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Touching a Wild Horse is Less Fun than Touching a Wild Woman
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Weird Throwback Bikini Model Lift
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Carly Rae Jepsen Hot Leather Shorts of the Day
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How About Some Muscular Tits and Ass In A Tiny Bikini
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Olivia Wilde Strips In Butter
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Dashboard Cam Act of Kindness
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Shakira is Pregnant and Thus Those Hips Will Lie
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Jessica Alba is a Bad Ass
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Ugly Bikini Girl Dancing on a Car
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Megan Coxxx shows you every spot on her smoking hot bod
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Cosplay Porn
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Ashley Graham gently massages her aroused pussy
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Painal
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Dana DeArmond is always in the mood to get the best fucking
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TOday’s Random Porn Videos
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Hot Girls Willing to Get Naked on the Internet for Free for the Win
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Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2012

20

Sep

Stephanie Seymour Naked for i-D of the Day

Stephanie Seymour, the mom who gives her gay son boners….along with a bunch of other super models from yesteryear is feautured in i-D magazine’s fall issue…..where she decided to get fully naked, show off her old lady body and fake tits, and manage to give more than just her gay son boners…but the boners of Guns and Roses fans still stuck in the 90s everywhere, or really anyone into naked fucking models even decades after they were famous….like me….even though I hate 50 year old women more than they hate menopause.

Here are some of the pics….

Posted in:NSFW|Stephanie Seymour

2012

20

Sep

Daphne Groeneveld Hot but Young for Muse of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is 17….that means it is legal for you to take pictures of 17 year olds posed like this….but it may not be legal for you to own pictures of 17 year olds who pose like this…

I am posting them anyway, cuz I didn’t know she was 17 and because it is for a fashion magazine…and in fashion anything goes…it is all art …

So that’s your excuse defending yourself in court after being busted….unless you’re clever about this shit and throw your lap top in the nearest body of water before they get you…..

Not that this is erotic…or erotica…or even criminal…this is like a high school grad picture with high concept…nothing wrong with that….

I mean it is fashion from a major fashion magazine…even though I know if it was my magazine, I’d probably wait til she turned 18 before trying to make her the next Kate Upton, but skinnier, hotter and more interesting cuz she’s Dutch….

I guess MUSE thinks they are above the fucking law…even though she’s something you should probably appreciate from afar…like your neighbor or Emma WAtson…wait it out, she’ll be 18 soon…..and she will start doing topless pics to get notice…she’s already on the right trak….

Either way, she’s young but still looks awesome… maybe even too awesome…but probably annoyinng to interract with…but you don’t have to worry about that…

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld

2012

20

Sep

Miranda Kerr in a Bikini for the Sunday Times of the Day


Miranda Kerr is a mom….and that fucking amazes me…so much that before she was a mom, I didn’t even notice her, I just thought she was a funny faced model who didn’t deserve the attention she was getting…all wide and inuit looking with squinty eyes and other bad features….but then she got knocked up….and managed to come back into the game looking like this….in some kind of miracle on 34th Street hustle that makes her worth celebrating…you seee I don’t need the hottest, I just need the ones who put effort in….and that’s probably why I hate my lazy, pig of a wife who only exercises when struggling to breathe……

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