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2012

17

Sep

Olga Kurylenko Hot and Bendy for Complex Magazine of the Day


I am going to start doing Yoga….not because Olga Kurylenko looks amazing in Yoga poses for Complex, because I never remember who Olga Kurylenko is, I always have to wikipedia her, and even after I do that, all I figure out is that she’s some communist born escapee via modeling as so many girls in 1980s USSR are, at least the ones we hear of, since every Russian we know is a fucking model, because the ones killed off in the illegal sex trade kinda aren’t put on our radar in the media….

I am going to start doing Yoga strictly to increase my flexibility and not because seeing girls in ridiculous fitness poses turns me on, that’s just a fucking bonus….


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2012

17

Sep

Pam Anderson Does the Splits of the Day

I am not that amazed that Pam Anderson is still able to get into this position, she’s a whore, flexibility comes with the territory no matter how old and beat up they get…

I am just amazed that she’s not scared her HEP ridden liver isn’t gonna fall out of her loose fitting vagina……


Apparently She Was Dressed in her Baywatch Bathing Suit for the 40 Year Reunion and We Have the Pics
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2012

17

Sep

Christina Milian Does Twitter of the Day

I think all mom’s should dress like this….except maybe her co-worker and tank of a human who was once hot CHRISTINA AGUILERA who was at some event showing off all that is wrong with letting herself go…and probably any mom over 25…because it can be disgusting….as they don’t bounce back as fast as teen moms…like the one I smiled at today who was pushing twins…she must have been 20 and was smoking hot and all I was thinking was “I hope she’s a fucking nanny cuz I hate wanting to fuck girls with ravaged vaginas and major baggage”…but then I realize that her shitting out a couple kids with her first boyfriend probably makes her less damaged and baggage ridden as all the crackwhores with HSV, HPV, HIV and Bi-Polar Disorder, addiction and a hatred of showering leading to scabies and other rashes…..I have been known to stick my dick inside….confusing the fuck out of me….but one thing I know for sure is that I like Christina Milian’s white trash look.

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2012

17

Sep

Arianny Celeste 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day

Arianny Celeste makes UFC less homo erotic and I am sure a lot of jacked, angry homophobes who like to fight appreciate that, because coming to terms with their man on man enduced erection would get some wife’s beaten, while focusing that erection and pretending it is thanks to Arianny Celeste makes it all make sense…. at least that’s what I assume happens at a UFC fight since I hate the shit…

Whatever the reason, she’s famous because of it, a stripper who’s made itnd now in a calendar shoot for the 3 percent of the population who don’t own computers, or iphones, the rednecks wrestling lawn furniture who need this on their outhouse wall…..

And here are some pics from the shoot….

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2012

17

Sep

The Naked Chick from Boardwalk Empire Premiere of the Day


I only watch one show on TV and that show is Boardwalk Empire. I am not sure if it has much to do with the acting or storyline, because I always end up falling asleep, as much as it has to do with the era of whores, booze, bootleggers and luxury….or maybe I just like seeing girls with grown out bushes in nude scenes trying to make it.

Her name is Meg Chambers Steedle, she is the new mistress, she is topless, dressed in 1920s gear, with 1920s natural tits and she’s lovely.

I love this throwback vintage Americana shit…

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2012

17

Sep

DrunkenStepfather Does the Poor Man’s Comicon of the Day

Equipped with an iPhone with 20% battery life, Drunkenstepfather.com, meaning me, went to Montreal’s version of Comicon, even though they didn’t give us Press passes, meaning we paid the 35 dollars to see this shit, despite hating virgin loser nerds who like video games and comic books and scifi and cosplay and fantasy and second life… as much as I hate the stale semen smell that follows them everywhere they go…..from chronic masturbating in their mom’s basement where they live and make robotic women while pretending to be married to their favorite women….

Well it turns out that they convention itself was as bootleg and ghetto and second rate poor man hustle as my reporting…but I figured I’d post my pics anyway….

From Captain Picard and Kirk sitting next to each other in some nerd time warp vortex, to some fat chick showing off the only head she’s ever got, to the Ghostbusters comparing dick sizes, and some girls in cosplay costume seeking male attention…..it was good times.

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2012

17

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Like the ozone layer no one would shut up about in the 80s..depleted, exhausted and falling apart….DrunkenStepfather will rise again….

Like an anti-gay boyscout gay cover-up, Drunkenstepfather will be talked about…

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A Faill Compilation is a Proper Way to Start Monday – VIDEO
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25 Sexy Athletes Who Should Be a Household Name
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Cheetah All Out Attacks a Jeep, Jesus – VIDEO
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Alyssa Michelle Rocks a Slingshot Proper
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Of Course Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s In A Position To Judge Amanda Bynes
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Leanna Decker is Red Hot and I Like It
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Gallery: The 25 Hottest Female Doctors On TV Shows
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Free Cam Shows to Start the Week Off Right (NSFW)
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What’s Better Than one Girl Getting Naked in Public? (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Beatrice Chirita
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Crissy is Cute in a Bikini (SITE NSFW)
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So THAT’S What a Nuclear Blast Looks Like – VIDEO
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Some Sexy Games Because If You’re Anything Like Me, You Just Don’t Want the Weekend to End (NSFW)
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SHIRT OF THE DAY

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2012

14

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day


Getting fans, readers, facebook friends, haters to send me their phone numbers is my new favorite thing to do every day of the week…We laugh, we cry, we exchange ideas, we are the future….

Speaking of future…here is the comment of the day

DS, you need a new writer. This one has no wit, no sense of humor, can’t write, and can’t spell. Whiny is not funny.

I guess dude doesn’t realize I’m a fucking genius warlord ready to slit throats to get to the top and fuck models in my private jet….and we don’t need to be funny to do that…

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I would still fuck Heather Locklear Hard and With Love
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X-Tina’s Hips Don’t Lie…They Tell A Huge, Long, Drawn Out, Horrible Story
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Nina Dobrev is Hot
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Hula Cam at Burning Man
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20 Most Overbearng Cunts
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The Mullet Whistler is the Man
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Amanda Bynes Downward Spiral Watch Part 75
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ALL OF THE BRITISH ROYALS ARE GETTING NAKED!!!
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Pathetic Insurance Scam Attempt is, Well, Pathetic
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15 Movie Characters That Survived Getting Shot In The Head
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Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Bikini Instagram
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Dina Lohan Blames Editing On Making Her Look Drunk
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Jesikah Maximus is Laid Out on the Beach (SITE NSFW)
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Debbie is One How Teen (NSFW)
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Miranda Nicole is One Hot Amateur
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Lol Cat Video of the Day
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Free Cam Shows. You’re Welcome
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Let’s Hear It For Beautiful Butts
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58% of Americans Think Obama Could Kick Romney’s Ass
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Wow Her Tits Are Bigger Than Her Head (NSFW)
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Words Of Inspiration From Lindsay Lohan
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This Little Girl on X Factor Pretty Much Blew My Fucking Mind
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Maria Sharapova in a Sheer Top & Black Bra
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Who Would You Rather? Kate Hudson or Lea Michele
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Sexy Japanese Gogo Dancer
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Some Tongue Ring For Tossing Salad
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I love Insurance Scams But Don’t Get How THey Film It
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Man, I’d Like to Be All Over Kerry Washington
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hotness
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The Hottes Lesbian Duo You Will See All Day
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EMBARRASSED GIRLS… HAVE NOTHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT (NSFW)
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Just When We Thought the Bath Salts Thing Was Dying Down
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Kirara Mia and Nina Mercedez Are Yet Another Lesbian Fantasy (NSFW)
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Porn Stars Opinions On GOP Porn Stance (NSFW)
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NY Fashion Week Attendees: Jessica Alba, Camila Belle, Olivia Wilde, Emma Stone & Diane Kruger
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Vanessa is Flashing Her Big Tits (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan Filmed Sex Scene With Charlie Sheen
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The Most Talented Kids in Sports
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Sexy Games to Waste Your Weekend With (NSFW)
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Stacey P is a Sexy Maid (NSFW)
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This Babes Ass is Oiled Up and I Like It (NSFW)
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Lingerie Football in Canada
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Here’s The Queen Of Everything That is Shit In This World…
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Smooth Jazz Enter Sandman
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Weird Don’t Drink In Front of your Kids PSA
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Total Fucking Legal. Right?
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Most Talented Kids in Sports
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Some Collective Soul Cat Meme
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Carly Rae Jepsen Does Fashion
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2012

14

Sep

Kate Middleton Alleged Topless Tanning Pics that Look Pretty Topless of the Day

Kate Middleton is some middle class whore who was hired by the Royal Family to be the future Queen as a marketing stunt for the Royal Family, because lets face it they were losing their brand image….and having her spoke to the public in a way that got them hits…views and a televised wedding….

Even she didn’t really love the Prince, he’s a fucking prince, pretty top dog in her social scene or possiblities of people to get knocked up by, it is really just logic….and I wouldn’t call her a whore for it….all girls make themseleves love men who come with opportunity…

And like a whore, here she is in some topless pics, tanning like every girl should, a leader to us all, because after selling your soul to the devil isn’t all that bad, but you still don’t want to have fucking tan lines, especially not when in France where topless is allowed and the paparazzi watch….the same paparazzi that can leave you dead in a Tunnel….RIP Princess Diana…..

All this to say, these pics were in Closer magazine and they shoulda been closer…I like my tanning pics with more spread labia…and she’s unevnentful…sure she may be skinny, her ass may be ok, but here tits aren’t that rockin’….and here are the pics…we need more Pippa….she’s the real bottom feeder in the family trying to get noticed and stand out from her sister’s shadow…and that makes her more fun.


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2012

14

Sep

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass Dimple Brings me Joy of the Day


Candice Swanepoel is a fucking dream….people give me shit because of her face…they say she’s busted up and broken down…but I just don’t see it….maybe I am blinded by love like that hot implant 25 year old I saw riding with an old fat dude in a Ferrari yesterday, you know cuz her body is a fucking wonderland……or maybe this is my type…..the idea woman…where even her imperfections are perfect….or maybe Candice Swanepoel and I are just connected at the soul and her rockin’ ass pulls the strings of my heart like some kind of puppet master who makes me want to dance…and by dance I mean masturbate to a bitch in a bikini like I was 12 and there was no internet, just good old wholesome jerking off to non porn….finding erotic in everything…like ass dimples I’d want to fill with my seed like it was BOTOX…..

She’s the best.


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