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2012

13

Sep

Candice Swanepoel is Amazing in her Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Victoria's Secret Bikini

I really think this Candice Swanepoel character is fantastic. I have no idea why, I mean sure it could be the fact she’s got a rockin’ body that has been sourced by top modeling agencies and hired by the biggest brands who are known for scouting the top pussy, pretty much shoving her half naked body down our throats, making her a celebrity we follow cuz she wears bikinis or maybe it is because we are connected at the soul…I guess only destiny will be able to answer this…..and while I wait for it to….I’m gonna go back to staring at this hotness getting paid to be half naked…something I like in all the women I’ve never met but want to fuck.


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Posted in:Bikini|Candice Swanepoel|Victoria's Secret

2012

13

Sep

Dina Lohan Erotica of the Day

I really want to have sex with Dina Lohan. I don’t know if it has to do with the fact that her mangled vagina shat out Lindsay Lohan….or if I am turned on by her evil stage mom who stole her daughter’s childhood and soul in efforts to live out her own dream of fame….fame that she ended up getting jealous of when it worked….because it probably means hot sex…..or if I am just into the fact that she’s bottom feeding so hard she’s doing Dr Phil…a show that already bottom feeds so hard to stay on the air….making this shit a party of the bottom feeders and that’s sexy like a 70s porn set..or maybe I just like her tan.


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Posted in:Dina Lohan

2012

13

Sep

Allison Pill “Accidental” Topless Pic of the Day

I have never heard of Allison Pill, but apparently she’s on the show The Newsroom and apparently she accidentally thought she Alison she was sending her topless pic in a private message to her boyfriend Jay Baruchel….

I can related, I hate dealing with a scandal that arises when I accidentally post dick picsto Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr, that I thought I was sending to a girl I sext…I hate how text messaging and twitter, facebook and twitter are so much alike…

It’s called a self initiated “notice the bitch” situation…and now…she will forever be the girl who pretended she was too retarded to use twitter and cell phones…in efforts to get people buzzing about her…

What it comes down to is that it is just a hipster tit…and there’s little exciting about that….unless you’re drunk on Pabst and sticking your dick in it’s massive fashionable bush…

Who cares….maybe her 300 facebook fans…..Canadians are such fucking whores.

Posted in:Allison Pill|NSFW

2012

13

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I thought it was the weeekend so I slept all day….It turns out that it is not…so I’m gonna blog instead…my life is not that stimulating, but the alcohol numbs the pain….but for some reason it doesn’t trick girls into liking my third nipple….that’s why I just force it on them.

Here are some links….

This Crazy Motherfucker Bites a Cobra
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Hottest Female Athletes of All Time
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Christina Aguilera is Fat On Her New Album Cover
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Stupid, Stupid, Stupid Drivers
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Jessica Workman – Cybergirl Of The Month August 2012
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Traci Denee -Sexy City Girl
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Good Morning Minka Kelly’s Butt
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Gallery: The 10 Most Physically Intimidating Female TV Characters
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Free Cam Shows For Some Sexy Thursday Morning Fun (NSFW)
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Slut Gets Caught Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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Jesus Enjoys Skydiving and Volunteering as a Knife Thrower’s Assistant. Wait, What?
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Harley White Has One Great Rack (SITE NSFW)
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Tom Hanks Gave the Eulogy at Michael Duncan Clarkeès Funeral and It Was Awesome – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Make the Most of Your Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

12

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I have decided to go mainstream….take over the internet and media and entertainment…just after I take this nap, drink this bottle of booze and pay some ghetto whore 50 bucks for a handjob….at which point I’ll forget all this ever happened…but one thing is for sure…I will be back to blogging again…as long as I don’t die…

Anything is possible, live the dream, here are some stepLINKS…

Britney Spears Making Crazy Faces
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Lindsay Lohan is a Fucking Mess of the Day
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Olsen Sister Hot and Fantasy for the Nerds
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Dancing Grandpag
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Cat Rape is Funnny
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Vanessa Hudgens And Her Perky Tits. Waiting For Her Latest Round Of Nude Pics
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Yeah, I Think I Can Do Without a Creepy Fucking Clown Video – VIDEO
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25 Movies That Killed Careers
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Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens & Rachel Korine Work It With A Stripper
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Who’s Idea Was It to Have Britney Spears and Demi Lovato Judge a Singing Competition? Honestly
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Abbey Clancy is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (SITE NSFW)
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I Love Watching Chicks Take Showers, God Damn
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Kate Hughes is a Super Sexy Cyber Girl
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Hot Brunette Hannah Assumes the Position
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Kat Dennings
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Big Boobed Slut and a Dildo, Check It (NSFW)
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100 Best NFL Cheerleader Pics
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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Cassandra and Her Big Tits Are Hitching a Ride
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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Are Out of Fucking Hand
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Alison Pill Tweets Topless Pic of Herself (NSFW)
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These Loves Dolls Are Ready For Romance (NSFW)
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I Could Watch a Sexy Brazilian Butt Work Out Alllllll Daaaaaaaay Loooooooonnngggg
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I Only Want My Weather Man to RAP to Me From Now On – VIDEO
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace’s Virgin White Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Some Emma Watson, Just Because
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Doutzen Kroes is Still the Hotness, Wow
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Vanessa Hudgens Work Out Clothes
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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This Babe is Great at Finding the Sweet Spot (NSFW)
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Kids Killing Kids: 10-Year-Old Girl Charged With Manslaughter In Death Of Baby After Babysitter Left The Child In Her Room
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Web Slut and a Dildo, Nuff Said
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Top 5: Bizarre Sex Toys To Turn You Off Sex
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Candice Swanepoel is God Damn Sexy
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Crazy Blonde Chick Goes on a Rampage
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I’m Loving All These Erin Heatherton Pics Lately, Ow!
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Abbie Cornish Cleavage
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100 Hottest Female Athletes Ever
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Tom Hanks Gives Good EUlogy
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Have A Look At What Russell Brand Is Fucking Now…
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Classic Draculina Nudes
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Amanda Bynes Gives Me Boners
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Jessica Simpson Fat Tits of the Day
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Sexy Brazilian Butt Lift
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Some Hot Bitch Named Cobie Smulders
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Long Distance Catch
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Deal Or No Deal Porn Parody
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Today’s Random Porn Vids!
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Girls Getting Naked!
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2012

12

Sep

Vanessa Paradis in Lingerie for Jalouse of the Day

Johnny Depp’s ex wife and mom to a couple of his kids….who is pushing 40 has finally come out of her reclusive life that she’s had hiding with the Pirate the last 14 year..now that he’s out of her life, thanks to hiding his penis inside his co-stars, even though French women are supposed to be into sharing their men, esepcially when their men get paid to cheat on Camera for 100s of millions of dollars a movie…money that is going to fund the life, artist loft in Brooklyn, drug addiction, start up companies that fail, yachts and all that other good rich kid stuff of their bratty kids….

She’s modeling in a fashion mag, all elegant in lingerie, and she’s the kind of single mom, I’d be so into riding into the good life that she can offer me…espeically since her mom body, and I can’t speak for her entire mom body, cuz she hasn’t got her labia spread in this pic, look pretty good….

Here are the pics….

Posted in:Vanessa Paradis

2012

12

Sep

More Erin Heatherton in a Bikini of the Day


Erin Heatherton is Leonardo DiCaprio’s official model he fucks….because I assume being Leonardo DiCaprio and aware of what dating him does for a model’s career and probably paid by Victoria’s Secret to help launch their new stars into the limelight….as if they are just an escort agency to the stars…which they probably are….he is probably down to fuck whoever he wants….

I personally don’t think she’s all that great to look at….her ass isn’t substantial and compared to Candice Swanepoel she’s feces….and I know what you’re thinking, that I am only saying that cuz Erin Heatheron is really Erin Bubley….a jewish girl from Illinois….but I am not Anti-Semetic and either is DiCaprio since all his girlfriends are jewish….you see I believe we are all God’s Children and all religions have babes and busted up, broken down, gremlin monsters with vaginas…..not that she’s a gremlin, but she is a lot of hype and here she is in a bikini…Victoria’s Secret is pushing this one hard…and here she is in another bikini for her Miami shoot…


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Posted in:Erin Heatherton

2012

12

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Nice Titties for HUGE of the Day


Eniko Mihalik is my kind of Hungarian model…cuz she’s busty in her rockin’ Cold War, Iron Curtain, Built on Communist Values and hard work, Down with the USSR, first in space travel, Rationed Bread line limited food, good genes cuz the weak died off before the Fall of Communism allowing her to avoid the mafia run Sex Trade body…..

A body she’s not scared to show off naked in fashion shoots…cuz it is sure fucking better than making Borscht in the back of some sex club when not washing old communist party leader semen out of her vagina now that she’s too old to be properly utilized in the human sex trade…..you know a den mother at 25….but instead she whores herself out in a more glamorous, socially accepted way….Gettin Paid…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW

2012

12

Sep

Miley Cyrus’ Awesome Tit Pic of the Day


Miley Cyrus is awesome….she is a fashion icon and not just to robot lesbians who admire her dyke hair…but to tweens everywhere who are now going bra-less and spandex shorts everywhere they go….making me happy to not be a school teacher as with the early onslaught of puberty, coupled with parents who don’t seem to mind that their daughter are dressed like 80s hookers, not having sex or wanting sex with them is probably challenging no matter how morally grounded you are.

You see just the other day I was in line for a coffee behind a grandfather and his 15 year old grand daughter who had legs for days and a booty that wouldn’t quit but that could hang out of her shorts… with C cup tits and a toned stomach busting out of a tank top….in what made me feel really creepy staring….but that I couldnt’ stop staring at…because as much as I don’t want to sex a tween….I had to take in the pretty serious sceince experiment/miracles that Genetically Modified foods are making in our own backyards and school yards…

The shit is pretty fucking real….and here’s Miley Braless and lovely…


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

12

Sep

Katrina Bowden Legs for Days of the Day


Katrina Bowden was some whore from American Pie Episode 40, let’s milk this brand as fucking hard as we can because that’s what you do when you’re hollywood and find something that worked in the 90s and actors that haven’t worked since the 90s who are into making another million to help them ride the next decade…..and she is hot and really being part of that shit that I can only imagine was shit…really propelled her into some amazing OPPORTUNITIES THAT EXPLOIT HER HOT BODY …..like hitting up fashion shows during Fashion Week like she’s doing here…


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Posted in:Katrina Bowden