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2012

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Sep

Doutzen Kroes Does Miami of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a hot, thick bodied party slut who married the DJ cuz everyone loves the DJ especially when he headlines all he best parties in Ibiza, or whatever th fuck her black husband and baby daddy works, or wherever the fuck they met, exchanged numbers and he worked her harder than he ever worked any DJ Slut groupie wasted and asking him to play the latest Call me maybe….or at least hard enough to get her pregnant…so that she married him and didn’t abort his kid allowing him to tell all his friends that he fucks top level international lingerie models and not just local models they fuck…cuz girls fucking love DJs….now more than ever…to the point where I think I should become an international DJ cuz I like parties, travel, women, money and drugs enough to embrace the lifestyle….but lucky for you party people, I’m lazy and into self destructing.

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2012

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Erin Heatherton and Candice Swanepoel Hot Bikini Hustle for VS of the Day

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I am not the kind of virgin loser who likes comparing hot pussy I’ve never met but would love to make sweet love to and write poetry about….you know the kind of romance that great American love stories are made of…..you know in a Who Would You Rather Do dorm room or mom’s basement or World of Warcraft Chatroom hypothetical, more fantay than all of their hobbies combined situation…I find it lame, obvious, redundant, boring conversaton cuz these bitches don’t know us, will never know us, and choosing between two hot pussies is a retarded concept that makes no sense, when I’d rathre do a cardbord cutout of one of them, than the toothless crackwhores I actually fuck, who I choose based on price….cuz lets face it, fucking anything that I can actually fuck is my fucking choice…..

Here are a couple of pics of them from twitter – not in bikinis….if you like faces as much as I like cumming on faces…

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2012

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Sep

Azealia Banks for SPIN of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Azealia Banks or her music. I don’t know any of her songs. I just know she’s being marketed hard and she’s getting famous and the youth are fucking loving her even though she’s not hot…..

I know you’re thinking some racist shit, cuz she’s black, you know like that I don’t like her kind, or her color, or whatever but the truth is that I love black girls all of the time and I want to fuck them 70 percent of the time, even the fat ones, cuz they are so exotic and have so much flavor…..and now I am left to wonder if it is considered racist to generalize black chicks as being something I want to fuck, you know slotting them in that box cuz I want that box or if racism only counts when the mass generalization is negative….

I guess that’s just another flaw in our society….and here’s Azealia Banks getting more famous for Spin magazine.

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2012

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Sep

Joanna Krupa Bending Over in Bikini Car Wash of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is pretty fucking jobbing….she’s hurting…she’s fallen off…she’s struggling…she’s rock bottom coasting…and that’s because she decided to use dancing with the stars as a platform to finally become a star…since they needed a hot chick and prior to her being on it she was just a Maxim girl…hardly a fucking star….before realizing that if they didn’t care about her before the shit, they won’t care about her after the shit, even if it put her in front of millions of people who never heard of her again….it was some bad strategy or advice…that has left her washing cars in a bikini for publicity on some low level, obvious, people will notice, but why are you subjecting yourself to this, do you need money this bad kick.

Seriously, I like watching, but I can see the sadness in her vagina definition as she degrades herself like a fucking whore that I guess she’s telling us she is…through her actions not her words…and I kinda love it.

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2012

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Sep

Adrianne Curry Lingerie for Twitter of the Day

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Adrianne Curry is not a friend of DrunkenStepfather.com or me, Jesus Martinez, and I am not just saying that cuz the erotica she produces is on some low grade, mall photographer, the kind who takes nudes of wives for husbands as 20th Anniversary gifts….this lingerie shit she’s posting to twitter, cuz the half naked shit gets her follows, even if no one prior to her getting half naked remembered her from such low level reality shows as the first Season of Next Top Model…something she’s parlayed into such legendary things as marrying and divorcing a 60 year old from the Brady Bunch and ending up dressed up as Star Wars characters at conventions cuz it is all the work she can get….

I am saying it cuz she tried to tell me off on twitter once a long time ago, before blocking me and propelling to this rock bottom self produced lingerie pics….

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2012

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Sep

Irina Shayk’s Amazing Video for Le Clover Fall/Winter of the Day

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Irina Shayk is modeling some half naked shit and she is amazing in it, especially since she is in video, because every half naked girl looks better in video, and Irina Shayk, being the hot model she is, is the kind of girl everyone wants to see posing in video, except maybe her husband, but not because he’s jaded and so used to seeing her half naked that it doesn’t phase him or interest him as he’s more into new pussy, and not because he’s jealous and hates hr career, and wants her half naked all to himself, but because he is homosexual and more into his hidden cam videos of his soccer team locker room…cuz it’s not gay if you have a hot girlfriend or if you’re jerking off to your team…..you know how this jocks work.

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2012

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Sep

Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine Party With Strippers of the Day

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Here is a wild and crazy video of sluts who would have become strippers if their parents didn’t force them into this child acting/child prostituting and in Vanessa Hudgens case, child pornography is socially acceptable cuz it is Hollywood and everyone wishes they were Hollywood so anything goes in Hollywood, whorin’ yourself daily, cuz if you don’t another whore will move in and whore harder….before crashing, burning and committing suicide…that’s how it works…

So the cast of Springbreakers are rocking out with strippers in the most boring way I can only assume is part of the Springbreaker marketing campaign, but until I have confirmation, I’m just gonna blame hip hop.

Ok…I have confirmation, Springbreakers official Youtube put this out….I’m so clever and onto you Hollywood….

Posted in:Springbreakers|Videos

2012

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Sep

Seren Gibson Hot for Front of the Day

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This is a hot All American, Hipstered Out photoshoot for Front magazine, featuiring all things American, like tits, coke, donuts, beer, pizza, flags, stars and stripes and fucking, even though it is for a UK magazine and features UK pussy..which would be considered mocking or racist if they were a bunch of blacks in white face, or a bunch of whites dressed like mexicans with Donkeys, but because there is a naked stripper turned Glamour Model in it, it is all ok…I mean she could be drowning puppies and someone would be jerking off to it…and that someone is you.

Posted in:NSFW|Seren Gibson

2012

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Sep

Hayden Panettiere for Women’s Health of the Day

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You know when they photoshop her, and pose her like that against a white wall, it is hard to tell that she’s a midget who was involved in a Hollywood prostitution ring when she was a kid cuz her mom’s fucking crazy…at least that was the rumor she never addressed before going off the radar, getting implants, and dating 7 foot tall guys with massive dicks, to confuse us as to how they fuck, while reminding us that she’s a fucking circus performer….

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2012

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Sep

Danica Thrall Lesbian Scene of the Day

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There was a news story that came out the other day about some bitch named Danica Thrall who is supposed to be some reality star from Big Brother or some shit, that I assume is big in the UK, cuz I’ve never heard of her, but more importantly because she has that fake tit Glamor Model look….and since I’ve never heard of her, I also assume she’s probably leaked this story herself cuz this is how girls get famous these days..and really I don’t even know if this bitch is her, since I didn’t look into it, but I’ll just assume that it is….enjoy this softcore implant hustle that bores me…..if this is how lesbians actually fuck, no wonder they are so angry.

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