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2012

06

Sep

Lana Del Rey Gets Named for GQ UK October of the Day

Finally, this boring fucking fabricated rich bitch has stepped up her fucking game….she has got her titty grabbed by some male model…she has got her pants off and is exposing the attention seeking person her daddy issue self is…you know the way this rich shit works….daddy guilt for having fucked up youth that he throws money at the remedy the fucked up…but never really fixing it…but instead making her our problem…and as long as that happens with bitch half naked…I’m good with her bullshit lie….

Lana Del Rey finally delivers as the man of the year. Thanks to GQ. Boom.

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2012

06

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Amazing for Elle Brazil September of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel, unlike all girls I come in contact with, is not falling for my charming sweet flirting self….because she probably gets it all the time….or maybe she’s just too busy for me…. or maybe she doesn’t like my jokes or that I am in love with her and think she’s the most fantastic girl out there…pretty much as close to perfection as you can get….you know setting the bar that you compare all other girls to…giving them complexes and making them develop eating disorders in efforts to satsify me visually as well as Candice Swanepoel does….because all girls I meet aim to please me….at least from my perspective that’s what is going on here.

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2012

06

Sep

Kelly Brook for FHM October of the Day

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Kelly Brook is in October’s FHM….and she’s half naked and showing off tits because Kelly Brook’s talent is being half naked and showing off tits….because having tits like this naturally has been a blessing for her…and has more than just paid the bills for her…cuz instead of being a stripper she took the Glamour Model – which is code for might as well be a stripper but I get paid more than a stripper and the only tits that touch me for money belong to famous people or pro soccer players….because unlike a stripper I wasnn’t a fucking crackhead about my tit exposing hustle…

Her ass is square, but no one is perfect, but the good news is she’s got tits to distract you from those shortcomings….

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2012

06

Sep

Nicole Richie Fake Tits for Fashion Week of the Day

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Nicole Richie is the fucking devil….I can’t stand this trash and I hate the fact that she’s got a career of her own and is money making…I also hate that her company is located in Montreal because I am constantly tempted to stage some protests or flash mobs protesting the made in China products that I can only assume are made in sweatshops for her spoiled brat materialistic rich kid life….more importantly, I hate that her adopted ass didn’t follow the natural adopted kid route…you know the damaged, self destructive, unable to get her shit together, all thanks to living with not being wanted by your parents….all thanks to Lionel Richie throwing money at this cunt….so that she forgets her crackhead mother…

But I do love the fact that after her babies….she got herself some implants…cuz implants save shitty tits…

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2012

06

Sep

Constance Jablonski Titties for The Last Magazine of the Day

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I have posted this hot model Constance Jablonski DOING HOT PHOTOSHOOTS IN THE PAST …..She’s 21, from France, and like all amazing french chicks, she’s showing off her tits, nipples and all other things french girls start doing at young ages, like drinking, not shaving their pussies and anal on the first date….for some magazine called The Last Magazine, that may in fact be their last magazine, cuz print is dying, even when sexy girls like this show their tits in the shit….but if this is their last issue , they’ve had a good run cuz this bitch is awesome.

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2012

06

Sep

Miley Cyrus in Some Shorts for Some Rock the Vote Bullshit of the DAy

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Miley Cyrus is amazing…everyone is shitting on each other’s face about her hair, but who the fuck cares about whether she’s got a shaved head or not…some of the best blowjobs I have had have been from bitches going through cancer treatment….but that was only because I worked at a cancer ward of a hospital for a minute and I’m good a seducing….and this shit isn’t even bald, it’s on some hipster ghetto girl kick, the Hollywood, privileged girl who is out to get some attention because that’s what pays her fucking bills, and now she is on some Rock the Vote campaign, because I guess she believes in our democratic right in our capitalist society, or maybe, just maybe, she’s getting paid….

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2012

06

Sep

Ivanka Trump’s Cleavage for Fashion Week of the DAy

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Ivanka Trump is a rich kid and a celebrity in her own right and more importantly busty…but not just any kind of busty..the kind of busty she shows off….them rockin’ rich chick mom tits…despite having converted to orthodox judaism, a religion I can’t imagine endorses this kind of apparel….unless I am basing my Orthodox jewish knowledge on all the jewish people dressed like pilgrims I see walking the streets with their kids at 3 am for whatever fucking reason I don’t understand….

Either way, she’s promoting some clothing company her dad financed or at least her last name has financed…the right way….and it turns me on.

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2012

06

Sep

Rachel McAdams Ass in Vs. Magazine ofthe Day

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I watched a Rachel McAdams movie about forgetting her husband….not because one of the girls I am fucking made me…and not because my wife who I am not fucking was trying to implant ideas in my brain on how love is supposed to be in some CIA brainwashing way….but because I fucking chose to…I said…I need more romance in my life…and I need to believe in love because I really don’t…and I need a movie made for that purpose to show me the light in the dark damp basement that is my soul….and the entire time….all I was thinking about is how tight Rachel McAdams’ asshole was…leading me to believe that Romance movies are totally fucking pornographic…if all you think about when watching them is doing dirty porn things to the main character…..

Either way, she’s in Vs. Magazine and her ass and loose fitting boys underwear is kinda sexy…in a just been kidnapped and got my period do you have anything for me to wear now that my underwear are stained and ripped from you tryng to rape me…can I use these old man underwear left in thiis basement from the previous owner….kind of way…

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2012

06

Sep

Britney Spears is Pantsless for Elle of the Day

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Britney Spears is pantsless for Elle, but not pantsless in a way we want to see her, you know all spread opened and diddling herself on a park bench during some crack mental illness rage we had a glimpse of before her handlers got involved and took over her as the industry that needed to be run like an industry she figure headed…..you know she was totally out of her mind in some “Bi-Polar” crisis that gave me fucking boners because I love crazy bitches…but instead of burning through her money and ending up on the street for people like me to pick her up…they turned her around and made more money out of her and that is the tragedy of Britney Spears….a crackwhore who coulda been but never was….sad.

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2012

06

Sep

Olivia Medina is Hot as Fuck for Rogue of the Day

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Olivia Medina is hot as fuck at leasted when she is greased up for some Philippines magazine called Rogue, that you would have assumed was about caring for rich people’s bratty kids and houses, you know articles on how to get those whites whiter and how to make Jewish foods for the high holidays, but apparently I am ignorant, and Filipino’s have a real society that is more than just maids, I’m talking real industry, real fashion, real publishing…..and this bitch, Olvia Medina, is some half Filipino / half Canadian, probably from a white dad who fancied his hired help a little more than his wife would like, is cast as the half naked girl in it…and I think I may be in love….the kind of girl I’d pay the cleaning agency extra if they sent her to wash my dishes wearing this…

Seriously a hot fucking body…Awesome.

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