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2012

04

Sep

Jenny Garth in a Bikini for Labor Day of the Day

Jenny Garth was hired to be the celebrity in a bikini at some Labor Day party in Vegas at the Palazzo, and the whole thing was pretty hurting, because there comes a time in every woman’s life where wearing a bikini becomes questionable behavior….as does going to daytime raves at Vegas hotel pool parties…confusing the fuck out of me, yet remaining compelling to me, because bikinis have a way of tricking me into staring a very very bad things….and the good news is that at least she’s not fat.


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2012

04

Sep

Kelly Brook’s Amazing Outtakes for NUTS Magazine of the Day

Kelly Brook is amazing as long as there is photoshop nearby….you see cuz she’s old as fuck and in order to rock tits like this….a bitch has got to have a square, large ass to go with it, but the second she’s half naked in photoshoots, she’s got the face and titties, that make it all ok, and we don’t even need to worry about the hours spent shaping her into whatever is going on here, cuz we like unrealistic expectations for our masturbation materials…and we like believing that there are super human pussy out there that probably don’t look anything like this, but at least they do a good job pretending….cuz she looks fucking awesome in these pics….

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2012

04

Sep

Jennette McCurdy Chubby Trashy Titties in a Bikini of the Day

Jennette McCurdy is a seriously white trash name…and based on her body…it is safe to say that she is on a seriously white trash diet…deep fried everything Paw…it is the only thing that brings me joy and distracts me from my memories of getting raped by you in the back of the trailer every saturday night after bowling and too much moonshine….you know that inbred hustle that ends with names like Jennette…..

She’s apparently and actor who was in Malcolm in the Middle, has a country pop career that will end like she was LeAnn Rimes, but milk it while you can, before the Christians figure out you’re full of fucking shit…slut….the chubby ones always are….


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2012

04

Sep

Teresa Palmer & Phoebe Tonkin Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day


Teresa Palmer is some Australian actress who I think I am in love with.

Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who I think I am in love with.

Together they are in this instagram/twitter/facebook pic wearing bikini tops in efforts to mock my love….or the fact that I won’t commit said love to one of them specifically causing a whole lot of drama since before 10 minutes ago, I had never even heard of them…but more importantly cuz I fall in love every day and can’t commit to one woman…especially one I’ve never met, but more importantly who has never heard of me, no matter how bad I wanna stick it in their batty holes….

I love when hot bitches, especially hot Australian bitches are friends….

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2012

04

Sep

Alex Morgan in Some Fit Nike Ads of the Day


Alex Morgan is an Olympic gold medal soccer player…and due to my serious fucking hatred of fat chicks…I have recently found a love for fit chicks…prior to fitness I was happy with coked up anorexic girls who had no muscle mass and were too weak to run from me…but now I am more up to the challenge…plus fit chicks are generally jacked on happiness and endorphines while addicts and drunks who starve themselves are just a fucking barrel of issues that I’d rather not deal with….so that is why I have turned to gyms and Nike ads for my masturbation material….I guess life is about change.

here are the hot pics…

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2012

04

Sep

Lucy Pinder For NUTS of the Day


Lucy Pinder tweted one of these pics of her recent NUTS photoshoot that gave boners across the internet to people who were fans of her cuz they remember her as one of the Original new wave Glamour models from the 2000s who made Glamour models a household thing….you know paving the way for other hot Glamour models I don’t remember the names of but know that they could have easily ended up strippers or WalMart clerks instead of showing their tits to the world….As far as I’m concerend, here’s her comeback….lets milk that shit like she was a cow in a native village used to feed the tribe….if you know what I mean….


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2012

04

Sep

Phoebe Price Ridiculous in Staged Bikini Pics she Pays For of the Day

Phoebe Price may be the devil…she may be all that is wrong with America…you know some bitch who inherited a ton of money from her daddy and ran to Hollywood with it to live the celebrity life, pay the paparazzi to follow her, end up on blogs and feel fulfilled as a person, but really that’s far more interesting to me, than seeing these other spoiled brat cunts, obssessed with their social circles and social clubs, with their garden parties and adulturous Soap Opera lives, that end with mental institutions, cocaine overdoses, and young boy toys taken them for all they are worth…because dreams of Hollywood and getting on blogs shows serious insecurities and attention seeking well into her 50s that make her fun to laugh at. Seriously, this bitch could be anywhere but this is what she chooses….weird.


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2012

04

Sep

Miranda Kerr for Marie Claire October 2012 of the Day

Miranda Kerr is so lovely, what a great way to start a miserable work day after a long weekend, you know her smile just lights up that cold dead miserable place in your heart, reminding you that life isn’t so bad, there is elegance, beauty and class out there….until realizing that you don’t have a Miranda Kerr of your own in your life, and that you are forced to use the internet to find glimpses of things you will never have, making you remember why you are angry in the first place…because life sucks and isn’t how they make it out to be on TV….they just shove all these things we want and can’t have down our throats…laying the groundwork for a miserable nation addicted to pills…and Miranda Kerr…is a beacon of that….but I don’t hold it against her…cuz for a split second after looking at her…I feel what I assume is love….cuz all I want to do is sing her love songs….

She was in October’s Marie Claire….Here’s the video…

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2012

04

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Labor Day always reminds me that I need to retire. Working, even when it isn’t work, but is instead posting shit to the internet, non sense that doesn’t get me paid….it still fucking sucks and steals my soul….I need private beaches, native half naked women, and homemade whiskey….fuck the American dream.

How to: Pick Up Cheerleaders – VIDEO
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Greatest Athlete Meltdowns: A Collection
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Michael Clarke Duncan is Our RIP Mother Fucker of the Day
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Commercials That Are Funny Don’t Make Me Want to Buy Shit But at Least They Make Me Kinda Laugh – VIDEO
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Stephanie Branton is a Blondie Girl Next Door Type
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Reba Sky is a Little Early Morning Treat
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Minka Kelly is Still So, So Hot
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Meet Joan Smalls
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Do As You Wish (NSFW)
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19 Year Old Hottie Shows Off Her Hot Tits (NSFW)
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Drunk Guy Bulldozes Line of Parked Cars – VIDEO
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Lily Figuera Poses Sexy Outside (SITE NSFW)
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Super Fit Babes Compete Against Each Other – VIDEO
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Sexy Games That Will Keep You Busy All Day (NSFW)
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2012

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I got sexually harrassed by a drunk 16 year old…..there was a group of them all slutted out in heels and mini skirts…totally wasted and annoying singing Call Me Maybe….they clearly just left a party….one was pissing on the side of the street…while another one ran up to me trying to convince me to hug her…she was hot but looked 12 and even the deepest and strongest animal instinct in my pervert core wouldn’t let me hug her back….and I guess that offended her, cuz she is still a girl, and girls always try to get what they want out of men, even when young…leading to her getting in my face and screaming at me….reminding me why I didn’t hug her back in the first place…cuz bitches be crazy even when jailbait….

Here are some links…

Anne Hathaway Getting Violated
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Michael Clarke Duncan is Our RIP Mother Fucker of the Day
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The 100 Best NFL Cheerleadrs…
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Sexiest Ice Cream Truck
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14 Funny Commericials
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Rita Oro Hot Mini Skirt for GQ
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So LeAnn Rimes Went To Rehab For Twitter. Man I Really Hate People
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Courtney Stodden Wants Playboy, Playboy Wants Nothing To Do With Her Plastic Iguana Ass
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Grenade Throwing FAILURE, Whoops – VIDEO
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Happy Labor Day! 20 Photos Of Hot Girls Doing Manual Labor
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Bella Thorne Is The New Lindsay Lohan
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Spencer Nicks Sounds Like Some Ugly Dudes Name But This Babe is Anything But Either of Those
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Terez Has a Tight Body and I’d Like to Be All Over It (NSFW)
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Megan Medellin is a Sexy Cyber Girl
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Joyce Jones Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You Wild – VIDEO
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Woman Decapitates Rapist Who Got Her Pregnant; Also Shoots His Penis
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Emo Girlfriend Puts Her Tight Butthole to the Test (NSFW)
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100 Best NFL Cheerleader Pics
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Sexy Games for Sexy Times (NSFW)
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I Want Some of Pizza Hut’s Squirting Crust Pizza And I Want It Now – VIDEO
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Interview with a Nude Maid! (NSFW)
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Tia Mowry Camel Toe (SITE NSFW)
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Now THIS Chick Has Great Tits (NSFW)
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And Now the Sexiest Ice Cream Truck Ever – VIDEO
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Hahahahahah Kid Ruins Magician’s Trick – VIDEO
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Some Jennifer Lopez Just Because
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Blake Lively is Red Hot at the Launch of Gucci’s New Fragrance
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Bar Refaeli has a Wedgie
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Legless Push Ups on Video. Wait, What?
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In Heroic Old Heads News: 80-Year-Old Great-Grandma Bungles Armed Robbery By Flinging Fruit At Thieves!
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Mallory Strips Down and I Like It (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweethearts (SITE NSFW)
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Summer is Almost Over so Enjoy Ladies in Short Jean Shorts While You Can
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Fitnes Babe Competition
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Compilation of People Fainting
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“Oogieloves” Gets the Worst Box-Office Opening EVER
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Check Out These 2 Masterbating Teens (NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio is MILFy and I Like It
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Some Strong Bitch Arm Wrestles
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Candicie Swanepoel Hot as Fuck for Numero
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