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2012

27

Aug

Emily Ratajkowski and Sara Underwood for Carl’s Jr of the Day

The nice thing about this Carl’s Jr ad for a dirty burger is that I have seen both Emily Ratajkowski’s Dirty Burger in her panties and Sara Underwood’s Dirty Burger in her Panties and now those dirty burgers are promoting pulled pork topped cheeseburgers in some meaty fucking mess….even though they both coincidentally have coinslot pussy that no meat pokes out of…unless their pussies have been photoshopped…which is likely, cuz based on my experience….90 percent of pussy hangs out, even just a little while 80 percent of the remaining 10 percent that are coinslots, or inny, or slits are on fat chicks…maybe I’ve just fucked a lot of loose whores….but both these girls, as hot as they may be….and by they I mean EMILY RATAJOWSKI …cuz that Sara bitch is low level bottom feeding trash while EMILY RATAJOWKSI is perfection…..are probably the owners of some well traveled vaginas of their own…cuz you don’t get on TV or in commercials if you’re not….Am I right people?

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|Sara Underwood

2012

27

Aug

Paris Hilton Topless for GQ Russia of the Day


Like Levis and Coca cola in the 80s….the Russians care about America’s less signficant, unimpressive, everyday things that America doesn’t evencare about, only this time it is Paris Hilton, and not cuz they can’t get her, you see cuz everyone has got her, but because her PR people are working all angles, you know cuz they like being on her payroll, and happened to find the one magazine in the world willing to do a spread with her….GQ…the Russian, more communist, rationed bread….after the fall o the iron curtain…where tastes are still questionable….version…

Here’s the proof. She is a whore.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2012

27

Aug

Selena Gomez Flashes Her Ass in Shorts of the Day

Selena Gomez like so many young sex offending 19 year old girls before her…is wearing some hot jean shorts…that her ass is hanging out of…cuz that is the style…but I like to think is cuz she’s a whore who seeks male attention cuz she doesn’t get male attention since her celebrity boyfriend they make her date for the media is a fucking girl and/or poofter who lets black men sodomize him for fame and millions of dollars….and really who cares about Beiber or the fact that she violated him when he was 12 like she was the Catholic Priest in the relationship….especially when she’s wearing shorts like this….the very shorts that make leaving my house almost crimnal…cuz grls everywhere have them on…and my old man perversion, not accustomed to this kind of exhibitionism….can’t really handle it in a legal and/or sane way…shit just makes me wanna get my fuck on….which I guess is what all girls want…in some animal kingdom procreation…I have my period and I am fertile even if fertility is disgusting and scares me…shit…


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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

27

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio in Some Strategic Topless Photoshoot of the Day

This Alessandra Ambrosio shoot is fucking boring….but I am posting it cuz she’s topless but more importantly cuz I have nothing else to do….

Sure this is barely fucking topless, and even calling it topless is some questionable shit. but when you’re a virgin loser, like you are, this is topless enough….where as I just get mad about it…and love things that make me mad…cuz being mad makes me feel alive…you see if a bitch says she’s gonna take off her shirt, when drinking or playing strip games, and does take off her shirt, but but pulls this shit, positioning herself likes she’s not topless, it generally makes me mad…that’s why I try to hang with whores.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2012

27

Aug

Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics of the Day

Miranda Kerr is awesome…..even if Victoria’s Secret shoots are boring as fuck…you know as boring as half naked Miranda Kerr can be…which apparently is not all that boring since this inspires me to ignore that she’s got herself a used by Orlando Bloom baby making pussy…

So even if Victoria’s Secret isn’t all that creative…since it has been the same picture for the last 30 fucking years…I can be in scripting all the romantic things I’d do to her…like anal cuz her vagina is probably too big for my micro dick….they always are….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

27

Aug

Fernanda Romero is the Kind of Mexican I Wanna Eat of the Day


Being a Taco face named Jesus Martinez, born in Mexico to a thick Mayan looking prostitute mother, all neckless with a great ability to suck white cock enough to get pregnant with me…..I feel it s my duty to my country that I have not lived in since I was 5, when some crazy religious people took me away from the orphanage I was in after my mom died of AIDS….it is my service to the Mexican people,to showcase one Mexican worth fucking at least once every 6 months, becasue Mexico, despite popular belief is not all Donkey and Tortilla, drug lords and vacation resorts, but a thriving city filled with prime pussy, that normally have shitty Mexican tits, but that sometimes look like this…..Fernanda Romero……actress and model I wanna guacamole….

Here’s a Bonus Funnny Typical Cliche Fact about Fernanda via wikipedia:

In 2010, Romero was arrested on charges of immigration fraud, accused of entering into a sham marriage in order to obtain legal immigrant status. She and her husband, a local pizza deliverer, were arrested in their separate homes, and put on trial, where she was accused of paying her groom $5000 for the marriage. She was found guilty and ordered to serve 30 days in jail.Although such a conviction is generally followed by deportation, as of June 2012, the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service had not taken any action to deport Romero.

Here are the pics….

Posted in:Fernanda Romero

2012

27

Aug

Kim Kardashian in a Shitty Bikini Photoshoot in Mexico of the Day

What kind of world do we live in, where garbage like this is considered a sex symbol, at least enough to be paid to rock a bikini and fuck rappers…because she took her fat spoiled rich ass and made it more fucking rich…in ways that make no fucking sense…except maybe when looking at her photoshopped skinny in recent Mexico photoshoots, that I can’t appreciate, unless they end in blood shed….I’m talking her being decapitated by a drug cartel, or border patrol shooting her confusing her for a wet back jumping fence, or even killed by a Mexican village for a pig roast cuz they confuse her for being the pig she fucking is…unfortunately, I have to use my imagination for that…here are the pics.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

27

Aug

Joanna Krupa in Some Lingerie Polaroids of the Day


Joanna Krupa is one of the Dancing with the Stars stars who was never a star to begin with, but who was instead just some cunt trying to become a star cuz she had been grinding for a fucking decade, getting half naked, doing the LA hustle, fucking the right people, and only landing the shit cuz they needed a hot chick…you know…meaning the show celebs fall back on cuz they have nothing going on became the show this bitch embraced as her big fucking break….

But the good news is that she’s gone back to shameless self promotion and putting up pics of herself half naked and that shit works for me….cuz despite being a nobody…she’s fucking hot….

Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2012

27

Aug

Katy Perry in a Weird Sheer Dress of the Day


Katy Perry may be a fucking pig of a girl who has a miserable fucking body that I would probably still violate with my hands, mouth, tough, and unprotected penis, hoping to get her hipster bush pregnant, so that I can be a K-Fed, but more importantly, so that I can be a hero to society, saving the world from her and her bad music.. by ruining her as a person from the inside out, you know, at her fucking core, cuz I have that affect on woman…self esteem breaking motherfucker….inspiring her to be the obese monster she is meant to be….all emotionally eating as I spend her money on whores….taking her out of the limelight, and ruining her fucking career….


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Posted in:Katy Perry

2012

27

Aug

Bar Refaeli Bikini for Twitter of the Day


I am not a fan of Bar Refaeli….and it is not cuz I am an anti-semite who likes watching World War II movies to see the Jews die…it is because she seems like a spoiled fucking cunt, unrelated to her religion, who only dates famous people because she likely thinks she’s so fucking hot, but in reality, at least based on all the people i know in Isreal, she’s not ever remotely close to as hot as the other beach girls….she is thick, boring and even when walking on water, not holy enough for me to buy into her bullshit like she was the real Jesus…..but I will still look at her shit

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