2012
27
Aug
The body of a stripper with the face of a fucking monster….I think this Christian brain trickster did more than just sell her soul to the devil when deciding to drop Jesus music for her Jesus loving Apalachian hillbilly fans with no real mind of their own thanks to generations of being inbred…I think she is actually the fucking devil…cuz when I look at her face I see fucking demons…don’t stare too long….she may steal your fucking soul….
Posted in:Leann Rimes
2012
27
Aug
Vanessa Paradis is an old French singer who was a childstar, but more known for being the bitch who locked Johnny Depp into marriage for 15 years….and now she’s taken her single, 40 year old tits to the beach and got herself all topless, because that’s how they make bathing suits in France, and sure they’re nothing substantial, but they did probably cost Johnny Depp 100 million dollars in the divorce, so that alone makes them fucking golden….just not quite as good as Amber Heard’s tits, that Johnny Depp was willing to trade these in, and pay a serious penalty, for….
Who cares.
Posted in:NSFW|Vanessa Paradis
2012
27
Aug
I don’t know when these pictures are from, but they are awesome…
There has never been a time in my life where I can remember thinking that Taryn Manning was hot..not even for a split second when experimenting with my masturbation…which is weird because I am facebook friends with her, we have chatted and usually that is enough for me to appreciate the fact that she has a vagina…but that has all changed today, because I am seeing her in these fun naughty pics, all playful and hot bodied, her hard face photoshopped wholesome, tits and ass that rock…and I think it’s time I start trying to cyber her…cuz this shit is good enough to jerk off to…when Taryn Manning usually isn’t…weird…
Posted in:NSFW|Taryn Manning
2012
27
Aug
Olivia Wilde is the worst….I don’t know why I hate her for no fucking reason or why I think it is funny to laugh at her, mainly because her last name is actually COCKBURN…..a name she was willing to trade in for a new name because let’s face it….a girl named cockburn is about as hot as seeing her actual herpes scabs….when going down on her….
Posted in:Olivia Wilde
2012
27
Aug
Adrianne Curry is some evil fucking woman who didn’t matter before Twitter existed. Sure she was on TV, and in America that is enough for a bitch to be considered important, or worth talking to, or worth giving free shit to, but she wasn’t a household name, she was just that slut who banged the dude from Brady Bunch for scandal and reality TV that sucked…..but now, now she’s made moves, and is the has been who never was, who discovered nudity and fan boy nerd shit is all it takes to get fans on the fucking internet…..
I hate her….and her shitty topless pics for twitter…..
Posted in:Adrianne Curry
2012
27
Aug
I decided to buy two big, trailer park sized bottles of Jack Daniels, lock myself in my disgusting, garbage filled hoarders home, and drink my face off, trying to sext random girls, offering them pubic hair parties, which was a fail, but a good learning experience as to how man can survive on nothing but booze, and do some of the weirdest fucking things to himself, when dead bolting himself inside his house for 48 hours, with little to no communication with the outside world….Next time we’ll try it with DM
Here are some morning links….
This Poor Dog is So Confused and Quite Frankly I Don’t Blame Him – VIDEO
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Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Video Is as Amazing as You Expect
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Let’s Go Take the Dog for a Walk. Literally
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Roxanne Celeste is a Dark Haired Vixen
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Selena Gomez in Booty Shorts
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Caledonia Cotton Has One Sweet Ass
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The 100 Hottest Bikini Photos of 2012
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These Are the Type of Girls That Will Cater to Whatever You Want (NSFW)
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These Sluts are Squirters (NSFW)
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Grandma Smuggled 2,000 Pounds of Weed to Keep Active in Old Age
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Tight Bodied Blonde Krystal (SITE NSFW)
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Louis CK Will Shut You the Fuck Down
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Play the Game and Play It Right (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK
Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
24
Aug
Every girl I know has rape fantasies….They all want to feel like they are raped by guys they are fucking at least once…and they have all masturbated to rape scenario fantasy at least once….but they all hate actual rape and actual rapists even though if you think about it…the rapist is doing them a service…playig out their fantasies without them feeling like sluts, rapists give them the out cuz they now have someone to blame…”I WAS FORCED INTO IT”….but instead of thanking rapists they cry in the bottom of the shower and turn lesbian because of it…
The world is so backwardss..I am a poet….Here are the stepLINKS…..
Looking Good Sweetheart
GO
Lana Del Rey Lips in a Bikini
GO
Dentist Drugs Fuckin With Kids….While THeir Parents Film Video
GO
Kate Upton’s SI Swimsuit Video
GO
Olivia Wilde is a Stripper You Want to Fuck in Butter
GO
When Free Food Goes Wrong – VIDEO
GO
Gallery: The 10 Funniest Paul Ryan Memes
GO
I’m Always Down For some Bai Ling Weirdness and I know You Are Too!
GO
Richaele Long Will Love You Long Time (NSFW)
GO
Rita G is Red Hot in a Sling Shot (NSFW)
GO
Frisky Friday Girl Get Sexy On Twitter (NSFW)
GO
Randy Travis is in a Downward Spiral and I Love It
GO
Brittany Madisen is Rocking the Spandex and I Like It
GO
Web Cam Sluts Are the Type of Girls That Know How to Give (NSFW)
GO
National Go Topless Day is August 26 — Breast Power! (SEMI NSFW – There’s Nipples But They Are Covered)
GO
Skinny Brunette Plays With Herself and We Get to Watch (NSFW)
GO
50 Best Athlete Cameos Ever
GO
Play the Game and Play It Proper (NSFW)
GO
Trust Me: We All Need to Watch the Brazilian Bikini Butt Lift Workout
GO
Diana Ross Has Officially Climbed Out of Her Grave and Been Resurrected and It’s Not Pretty
GO
Whatever Airline Had This In Flight Bikini Show is the Only Airline I Wanna Fly From Now On
GO
Leanne Crow in Black and White. It’s the Simple Things (NSFW)
GO
Miley Cyrus Bra-less with Fans (SITE NSFW)
GO
4 Hotties By the Hot Tub, Hey a Guy Can Dream (NSFW)
GO
Maria Fowler Panties Upskirt + Bonus Areola Peek (NSFW)
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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Shame Fuck Update
GO
Lance Armstrong is Getting Stripped Of All His Medals
GO
Here is Miss Netherlands, Kelly Weekers and Miss France, Laury Thilleman. I have no idea which is which…
GO
Brett Rossi Sure Knows How To Use Twitter Properly (SEMI NSFW)
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How About Some Sexy MILFS (NSFW)
GO
Don’t Settle Down: The 10 Most Un-Wife-Able Celebrities In The Game Right Now
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Capri Cavanni and Melina Mason Get It On (NSFW)
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China To Ban Porn? Say It Ain’t Tso! (NSFW)
GO
Hey There Cropped Top Cutie
GO
Can’t Get Enough Candice Swanepoel,
GO
She’s One Hot Sexy Amateur Teen (NSFW)
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How To Pick Up a Cheerleader
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50 Best Athlete Cameos
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Bikini Butt Lift Workout
GO
Vietnamese in Flight Bikini Show
GO
Fake Celebrity Prank…Prove People Are Idiots…
GO
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Epic Handjobs….
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Sex With an African Native
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Drunk Sluts on Dancing Bears
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Random Porn Videos
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I LOVE NAKED GIRLS…..ON WEBCAM
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Find Girls TO Fuck…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
24
Aug
Here’s a Kate Upton bikini video from a couple of days ago that I assume was shot a couple of months or maybe even years ago because she still hadn’t fully grown into her fat tits….….you know cuz she’s a fat chick in training, sloppy across the board, who hasn’t finished puberty and who will have a slowed down metabolism turning her into an Anna Nicole Smith by 25…I can tell by the perkiness of her Saggers…..
Listening to Kate Upton’s interview with SI instead of looking at her tits is a huge mistake if you want to maintain any erection she likely gives you…because she is a fucking vapid retard who should go back to school instead of do this whole lazy modeling thing that won’t last due to her required fat fighting….But hearing her talk about how much she loves oysters, really excitedly solidifies any doubt you may have that she is in fact a fat chick not in a fat body yet…..
Enjoy.
Posted in:Kate Upton
2012
24
Aug
I have no idea where or when these Candice Swanepoel pics are from….but I know that doesn’t matter because all that matters is that they exist….I like that bitch is showing her amazing nipple…all pierced like a biker lesbian without the combat boots, armpit hair, small penis syndrome, organic vegan burger with a massive fat ass that makes you wonder how fat her dyke ass would be if she wasn’t a fucking vegan….and it is glorious…and all part of my converting this site to a Candice Swanepoel fan site – cuz she’s all that matters….
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW
2012
24
Aug
Juliette Lewis is a monster, but I would fuck the dirty, grimey, smelly, greasy, dying shit out of her, despite the HIV scare that is her pussy.
She just screams “lock me in your fucking basement, because I am wigging the fuck out and need to be tamed”….as she’s smashing her crackhead face against the wall in some bad tripping unstabe rage….all toothless and willing to have her face fucked….because she doesn’t know what the fuck is going on…and for some reason….a reason I call loving crackwhores with money….I love it…..
Posted in:Juliette Lewis
