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2012

24

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is some fat chick who pretends she isn’t fat…or more importantly that she isn’t the lowest piece of bottom feeding gutter trash at the bottom really shitty broken down barrel of reality TV stars….

You know she thinks she’s talented, she thinks she’s hot, she thinks she’s matter but she’s really done nothing relevant…substantial…important…or interesting… She’s just fucking annoying. The fucking worst.

But she shoots her self in self shot pics like a fucking typical fucking whore…cropping out her face….so no one notices…or because she’s using a body double…but I think it comes from an experienced pussy spreading pics place….

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2012

24

Aug

Jodie Marsh is the Hulk Virgin Losers of the Day

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I wonder how many virgin loser comic book gamer nerds who live in their parent’s basement building models and robot women they expect to use to replace women cuz real women are hard to communicate with exploded in their pants looking at these pics of a busty bitch dressed like a comic book charactr….but I assume at least one……but that’s only cuz Jodie Marsh only has one fan…but maybe this will help their push…

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2012

24

Aug

LeAnn Rimes in Some Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

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I love fake Christians…who are actually hookers….who never really cared for their shitty fans or the God they all worship…but who didn’t mind being a figurehead to tap into that wholesome market before deciding that living a lie was not worth living…and fucking married dudes, getting implants, and riding all that money you made from the good people who still listen to music on casettes….cuz they don’t get computers or CD technology….is more fucking fun….too bad she’s not hotter…cuz this shit is up on some monster looking shit…..Sheeeeeeeeet…….

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2012

24

Aug

Emma Stone and that Spiderman Bitch Kissing on the Beach of the Day

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I guess Emma Stone is dating the bitch she was in Spiderman, he was the one who played a crying emo hipster Spiderman…in what was probably one of the worst movies ever fucking made….because why else would she be on the beach tonguing him for the paparazzi like an exhibitionist whore looking for attention cuz she likes when she’s watched….could it be because she likes being watched…or could it be because they are trying to market themselves as the next Kristen Stewart / Robert Patision….cuz parlaying movie roles into real life helps sell tickets and is likely part of the contract when you sign up for 3 movies in a series deal….It is all a fake relationship scam…but the bigger scam is that people think

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2012

24

Aug

Irina Shayk in Some Lingerie and Bikinis of the Day

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Irina Shayk always looks amazing…I wonder if it has to do with some communist superhero genetic modification experiments that took place during the cold war, back when they were seeking world domination, up on some down with America and the capitalist system it represents….or maybe if it has to do with nuclear meltdowns….or space travel…or rationed bread killing off the weak genes….I just know none of that matter, you see cuz Irina Shayk happened and she’s glorious….no matter what her hustle is….

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2012

24

Aug

Celine Dion Hot for V Magazine of the Day

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The hottest thing about Celine Dion is that she fucked her way to the top….but more importantly when she fucked her way to the top she was 14 and it was with her old married neighbor who took her in, mortgaged his house, left his wife and took this french trash to the fucking top….

I live in Quebec, where she is from, and where I am hated for being english, and I can’t stand her, she represents too much fucking evil, but knowing she’s had one cock in her in her entire life, makes her one of the more wholesome peppers (that’s what we call french trash here) around…since most french trash start fucking at 14 and like anal on the first date and by date I mean when you first meet them at a party….

I am not gonna go into a rant about french people, it’s not worth it, since I like everyone, but I will remain angry and confused as to why I find these pics hot as fuck….this is Celine Dion and it is making me feel so dirty cuz it is so wrong to like them…

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2012

24

Aug

Olivia Wilde in Her Bra and Panties for Butter of the Day

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Olivia Wilde Cockburn and not because I’m jerking off to her average at best look so hard my cockburns…or because in efforts to get herself famous she ended up getting scabs up on her pussy…cuz sometimes it takes a lot of unprotected sex to get into the movies…leading to cobut because her last name is actually Cockburn…..which is so fucking funny that it is all you need to say about her in a post about her….I mean unless you’re more into seeing her in her panties….which you are…pervert….

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2012

24

Aug

Bar Refaeli in Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is a pretty uninteresting Israeli celebrity fucker who people confuse for a model…because I guess it is some affirmative action shit, you know you need at least one Jewish model for every 10 non-Jewish models to get Tax Credits or some shit….and other Jewish girls, who were equally hot, maybe even tighter bodied than this one were busy becoming doctors and lawyers…while this insecure one was out looking for validation half naked…..and you know what, as much as I am not excited by her…I like her work ethic…date rich and famous, get pictures taken half naked for lots of money, spend the rest of the time doing blow at hotel after parties in Israel where American media will never pic up the story on…

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2012

24

Aug

Lily Donaldson’s Showing Some Leg for Fashion of the Day

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Lily Donaldson is a model and she’s showing some leg…I have no idea whyI am posting thee pictures cuz I like models and more importantly, I like fucking models.

Sure she’s been BEEN HOTTER IN PICS ON THE SITE BEFORE but these high production shoots are still fancy…and make me feel classy when masturbating….

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2012

24

Aug

Marcia Cross Nude Bikini Bottoms Weirdness of the Day

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What the fuck is going on with Marcia Cross’s vagina….more importantly…what the fuck am I doing posting on Marcia Cross….I’d say this is an all new low….but unfortunately…it really isn’t….

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