2012
23
Aug
The nice thing about modern or even semi-modern technology…I’m talking VHS….is that when you’re a whore who does whore shit before making a career out of a being a whore….only to have kids with multiple men like a whore before trying to repackage herself as an inspirational mother….shit re-surfaces for the world to see….Sure it’s just a bikini…but back int the 50s when this was shot…it was pure scandalous behavior….
Via Hollywoodtuna
Posted in:Brooke Burke
2012
23
Aug
I have debated turning this site into an Candice Swanepoel fan site, you know devoting my life to following her around the world in the creepiest way possible, but realized that eagerness will work against me, likely get me arrested, possibly a restraining order and in no way will it get me inside her pussy, unless I see a window of opportunity where her bodyguards let their guard down and I sneak attack….but that, along with running a fan site for her is some serious weak game…and I’m lazy…I will just embrace the fact I will never fuck her and jerk off to her Victoria’s Secret pics to get back at her, even if they are boring, instead.
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
2012
23
Aug
I don’t hate Bar Refaeli because he’s jewish, but every Jewish person out there will think that is why I hate her, cuz jewish people are sensitive, I assume because of the holocaust, the same holocaust that brought Bar Refaeli’s family together, under unfortunate times, mixing their Jewish seed from all over the world, to produce what was once a hot, thick, busty, celebrity groupie, who fucked her way to 5 minutes of Victoria’s Secret and has been riding it ever since….I mean until now…now she’s covering up…cuz I guess she’s not 20 anymore….older, fatter, but still trying to market herself for money…..nothing wrong with that…I just prefer more tit.
These “self shot” for the internet look a little too professionally shot for me….lies burning my eyes.
Posted in:Bar Refaeli
2012
23
Aug
I do not give a fuck about Taylor Swift. I don’t find her hot. I don’t find her interesting. I don’t care how many houses she has or how many vintage bathings suits she looks awkward in, I don’t care who she is dating, or if he is a Kennedy, or if there is a 4 year age gap and he’s only 18…I don’t care if she moved in next door to him like a stalker creep…I just like seeing her run like a skinny awkward bitch….almost like watching the nature channel…all flailing her arms like a clown….it makes me laugh…and that’s what this site is about…
Posted in:Taylor Swift
2012
23
Aug
I hate lesbians because lesbians hate me but for some reason ended up at a lesbian bar…where I tried integrating with their kind although confused by their boy-like facial hair and combat boots…but they didn’t like my lesbian jokes that I guess aren’t lesbian friendly…which makes sense since i am not lesbian friendly….I even came bearing gifts in the form of lovely, sexy, 20 year old models….but I guess my penis, despite how small it is, threw them off…Why can’t we all get along…
Here are some morning links….
This Cat May Be Going Insane
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The 30 Hottest Celebrity Sports Fans
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Hello Tess Taylor (NSFW)
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Dentist in the Park. Wait, What?
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Gallery: 12 Funny Todd Akin Memes
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Kyara Taylor Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Mariah Carey Crazy Tits
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Free Cam Shows, Make the Most of (NSFW)
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Even Lesbian Sex Can Be Painful (NSFW)
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Leaked Apple iPhone 5 Promo Video
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Hey There Amanda Nicole (NSFW)
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Dude Rides the Smallest Bike Ever
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Sexy Games For Sexy Times (NSFW)
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
23
Aug
I fucking hate Lady Gaga she is the fucking devil…a garbage bullshit artist who pretends she is an actual artist and who has no business being famous mainly because she’s fucking ugly as fuck, but also because her shit is a lie….she is just an ugly pawn in a game that I wish didn’t exist….
THis shitty joke of a human…..flashed her tits on Youtube….and Youtube didn’t ban her account…I watched part of it but didn’t see shit…but can assume it is a cry for attention – cuz she’ pretty much barely exists….
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2012
22
Aug
There are a ridiculous amount of girls I would be willing to fuck….I was walking the streets like a common whore earlier today and I liked every single girl I saw….from daughters to mothers…big tits to big asses…i realize why leaving the house is a bad thing….that can lead to rape…or feeling raped for not being able to bang these whores…
Oh well….
Here are some stepLINKS…
Russell Simmons is Dating a Hot Model of the Day
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Some Kid Was Buying Booze with a Fake ID with Bobby Hill’s Photo on It and Here is the Story
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Booty Cam Catches Dudes!
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Hot Fucking WAG
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Johnny Depp Makes 120 Million for the next Pirates
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Cop Vs Activists
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Emily Ratajkowski is Hot in Video
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Some 50 Year Old Pussy In Your Face
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British Chick With Big Tits Falling Out Of Bikini
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Turns Out Spiderman is Real and Also Asian – VIDEO
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The 10 Hottest “Real World” Cast Members Turned Actresses
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Jessica Wright is Cleavagy
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I Dont Know Who This Chick Is But I Wouldn’t Mind a Piece of Her
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Madden is Sexy in Red Lingerie (NSFW)
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Sydney Moore Doesn’t Leave Much to the Imagination (NSFW)
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taylor Swift is a Self Entitled Spoiled Brat and Probably Crashed a Kennedy Wedding
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Dani Mathers Peaches and Cream (SEMI NSFW)
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These Babes Wanna Show Youa Thing or Two About the Kama Sutra (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Awhhhhh Yeaaaah (NSFW)
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Lesbian Squirters, Hey Why Not? (NSFW)
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The 20 Craziest Puking Moments in Sports
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Sex is a Game, That’s Why they Call It Scoring (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Eugenia Diordiychuk Strip Outdoors Video (NSFW)
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Lady Gaga Flashes Boobs on YouTube (NSFW)
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Dancing Slut in a Traffic Jam (NSFW)
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Vanessa Hudgens Ass Flash Upskirt (NSFW)
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Nicole Kidman Doesn’t Look Anything Like Nicole Kidman and Therefore Looks Really Hot
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Beyonce New Campaign for House of Diarrhea
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Lucy Pinder is Still Sexy
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SEMI NSFW)
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Wingsuit Diving is Impressive
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Sorry Pal, You Do the Crime You Do the Time – VIDEO
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Weird Cow Pageant with Bikini Models….Yes
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Chad And Avril Prove Love Is Not Only Blind, It’s FUCKING DEAF!
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Awesome Puking Moments in Sports
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Prank: Gay Guy Calls Escort
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Michelle Has one Sweet Set of tits (NSFW)
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Man Sued For Watching Porn During Open Heart Surgery (SITE NSFW)
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I Love a Babe in Cute Overalls
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts
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Now This Babe is Fit (NSFW)
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Jessica Alba Just Because
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Drake’s 8 Million Dollar House
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Another British Chick With Awesome Cans.
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Dude Rides the Smallest Bike
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The RIchest Athletes of Instagram
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The First Day of School in Chechnya is AMazing
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Sofia Vergara – GQ Mexico Tits
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Holly Peers Topless in NUTS
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Rhian Sudgen See THrough
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Zoe Saldana Boring in Gotham
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Katherine McPhee Pantyhose
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Audrina Cleavage
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Maria Sharapova Boring in Hamptons Magazine
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Tiffany Amber THeissan Shitty Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Busty Cops
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Some Random Porn
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Seriously WTF is That
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Hazing Bitches
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Horny Drunk Sluts
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2012
22
Aug
Miranda Kerr is always amazing to look at….I don’t care if the pictures always look the fucking same…or if they are thematically boring, typical, repetitive….I don’t care if the bathing suit is sexy, dated, ugly….I just care that it happened…it is like they put me into a meditative state, fully erect and ready….like a vacation from my anger fueled day….she’s just that lovely…
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2012
22
Aug
I have no idea what this sorcery is all about…but I think it is safe to say that this photographer Albert Michael has some kind of fetish for washed up sex symbols from the 90s…who have done their best to retain their sex symbol bodies through various facial treatments that make them look like little monsters….because why else would he drop 2 shoots today, one of Jenny McCarthy and one of Denise Richards…both of which you’ll find below….
This is some botoxed so hard bitch looks like a deer in the headlights shit….but at least she’s got fake tits…to compensate for a whore pussy that makes autistic babies…..
The real sick thing in all this is that I am totally digging this….time warp shit…
Posted in:Denise Richards|Jenny McCarthy
2012
22
Aug
These pictures of Kelly Brook are no different than other lingerie pics of Kelly Brook, they are however a lot different than THESE PICS OF HER VAGAIN STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT US LIKE IT IS A MINI DICK …..
She’s old, but has huge tits, and can be photoshopped into looking alright, younger, less fat, maybe even ethnic….and totally like she didn’t have an abortion a few years back cuz she figured riding the success was a better strategy for her….success that all stems from her huge fucking tits….
Good times…
Posted in:Kelly Brook
