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2012

20

Aug

Carmen Electra Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Carmen Electra is flashing her panties and/or vagina that no one cares about anymore because she’s 90. It would be safe to assume that she’s doing it for attention, you know hoping to get noticed since her last big gig was hosting the opening of an obscure club in small town canada for 5,000 dollars, but I like to think she just doesn’t give a fuck, like all 90 year olds who have been battered and broken down…trying to stay that hot girl from the 90s forever….just throwing the towel in to get on with retirement…kinda thing..

Whatever the reason, at least it happened, cuz I’m still down to look up any skirt, relevant, famous, hot or not.


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2012

20

Aug

Cinitia Dicker Kinda Naked for Status Magazine of the Day

Cintia Dicker is a reminder to all redheads that there is hope….you know maybe, just maybe, you won’t end up being a freak like most redheads, all scary, pale, freckled and disgusting, with overly pink vaginas, transparent nipples, and bright orange pubic hair….but instead all bust, hot bodied, and a bikini model because we always need a leader of a tribe of freaks, a figurehead to give them all hope and to prevent them from killing themselves…and this bitch is it…at least for today cuz i like her…but maybe it’s just cuz her last name screams RAPE…and rape is our tribal instinct, something women are built for and have natural defenses against, and even if a bitch gets pregnant…let the rape baby live…to be a constant reminder how ineffective her natural rape defense is….at least according to your politicians….but let’s focus on Cintia Dicker….cuz she’s lovely.

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2012

20

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about going out in public is sawying as much offensive shit as possible, because being abrasive makes for awkwardness everywhere….I mean that and rape….also one of my favorite thing about going out in public, but in my defense, it isn’t rape if I’m rubbing my flacid cock against the leg of a girl who is far more fit than me, but tell that to the police…..they never listen.

Penelope Cruz and Monica Cruz Playing Super Mario Bros
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Ultimate Payback Prank? Possibly – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Most Epic Faceplants in Sports
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That’s What Friends Are For (VIDEO)
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Cristy Nicole – Pure Beauty (NSFW)
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So Tony Scott (Top Gun, Crimson Tide, True Romance, other awesome movies) Jumped Off A Bridge (1944 – 2012)
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Leanna Decker is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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The 10 Worst TV Show Spin-offs
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Free Cam Shows For a Sexy Monday (NSFW)
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Huge Orgasm Makes This Red Head Almost Break Her Chair (NSFW)
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Oregon Bike Thief Gets Busted Hard by Bike’s Owner
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Jennifer Callaway in Black Lingerie (NSFW)
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Kids Crying Over Life of Timothy Green
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2012

17

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is Getting Mighty Sloppy
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Lady Gaga’s Bodyguard Punched Out a Fan – VIDEO
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Fitness Lesbian Half Naked
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Japanese Water Jet pack
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25 Wild Pics of Athletes at Clubs
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Parkour Dog
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The 50 Most Disturbing Movies Ever
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Maris is Pretty in Pink (SEMI NSFW)
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Puma Suede and Angela Are Super Sexy (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Be All Over Katrina Darling (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Show Heaven (NSFW)
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Adriana Adams Looks Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest NFL Football Wives and Girlfriends 2012
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What’s Up With This Chick’s Nipples? (NSFW)
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The Time Maksim Chmerkovskiy (Allegedly) Slapped Hope Solo Around
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The Most Famous Sports Wives and Girlfriends of All Time
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Monica Mendez in a Black Skirt (NSFW)
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Jordana Brewster Camel Toe (SITE NSFW)
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Now That’s One Creative Titty (NSFW)
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Carmen Electra No Panties Upskirt? YOU Make the Call (NSFW)
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WTF is Jessica Biel Wearing?
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THROWBACK: Kim Kardashian Gives Behind-the-Scenes Peek at Playboy Shoot (PHOTOS)
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This Fisherman Built Himself Bionic Arms And It’s Pretty Much Amazing
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Ariane Bellama is Kinda Curvey But I Like It
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Sophia Vergara Hotness
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Catie Minx is Seriously Sexy (NSFW)
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This Cat Comes to These Little Girl’s Defense (All Together Now, Awhhhhhhhh) – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Mattel Introduces ‘Drag Queen’ Barbie – Would You Buy This For Your Child?
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Amateur Stripping Down (NSFW)
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Aaliyah Love and Mackenzee Pierce Get It On (NSFW)
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Demi Moore Nude In Penthouse Spain 1981
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Ahhhhhhh Short Shorts
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Amanda Bynes Runs Out Of Gas & Money in Studio City; Sure Better Than Another DUI
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Girl Caught Playing With Her Pussy (NSFW)
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Whitney Port, Just Because
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The Turkey Whisperer
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Acrobatic Gymnastics
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25 Bloodiest Moments in Sports
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Schwarznegger’s New Movie Trailer is Funny
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Freeboarding Craziness
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Some Nicole Minetti Bitch Amazing in a Bikini Top
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Christina Milian Hot Booty in a Tight Dress
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Ashley Tisdale Legs
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Amanda Bynes is So Fucking Hot
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Lauren Pope Leather Pants
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Katie Price Big Tits
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Bar Refaeli Big Legs
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Kate Beckinsale Little Skirt
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Maria Menounos Purple Dress
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Jojo Red Dress
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Cum in my Teen
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Hazing Bitches to Teach Them a Lesson is Amazing
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Random Porn Vids
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Wrecking Girls in Porn
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Drunk and Horny Party Girls.
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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2012

17

Aug

McKayla Maroney Weird as Fuck Possible Nipple Slip on Letterman of the Day

Teen gymnast McKayla Maroney was on Letterman and some weird light flare that could have been a weird breast or weird nipple cuz she’s 12 years old, underdeveloped at least horomonally, thanks to the Olympic gymnast diet, supplement and program she’s likely been part of since she was 2, you know crafted into this flipping machine like this was a communist sports program in the 80s, bred to be a beast…..and that you are hoping was a nipple…cuz you are sick and like this young shit….but that I am thinking is in no way nipple….cuz how would they let that get on TV?! Are CBS kiddie pornographers? If so, they should be charged for it like they were the local priest/schoolbus driver / daycare worker/ sicko that they clearly are….but that their high powered lawyers would get them off…


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2012

17

Aug

Jessica Alba in a Kids Pool in an Actual Pool in a Bikini of the Day


Jessica Alba has blocked me on twitter becasue she didn’t like my love letters I’d send her every hour on the hour….discussing the way I would treat her half mexican baby making ass like it was a dog I rescued from a backyard breeder….so I don’t know when this crafty bikini pic was taken all I know is that she’s showing off her cunt privileged life of being so rich and fortunate that she can swim in a pool within a pool, while the average american only gets to swim in sewer drainage ditches after a rainstorm….Oh how good it is to be hollywood…

I’m just posting it cuz she’s in a bikini and that’s the only way I like girls.

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2012

17

Aug

Jessica Gomes Half Naked in Store Windows of the Day

Jessica Gomes is some bikini model who was involved in the evolution or revolution in in-store merchandising…the live mannequin…so that weirdos like me can actually get off feeling the fabrics of the clothing against her ass and tits and not look like a creep who has watched and jerked off to the movie Mannequin too many times….you know all lonely, horny and into plaster titties with no nipples, cuz they are better than no titties….kinda thing….but instead real flesh….that can’t say no…cuz they are being paid to be on display and the whole thing is fascinating and amazing…

Here’s a Bonus Pic of Her Ass From Twitter


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2012

17

Aug

Kim Kardashian Retouched in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted these pictures of her Hawaiian trip to twitter and they make me laugh because unlike your bikini pics you put up to your twitter while your traveling to beach destinations….hers are fully fucking photoshopped…like this was a fucking photoshoot…cuz she is a brand that needs to protect her brand…and that can’t let the lie out that she’s a disgusting monster of a person 50 lbs overweight….cuz that will ruin the curtain she’s got pulled over the world’s eyes….but I see the truth and I will continue to try to spread my message to fight evil like this from polluting our minds any more than they already have…..

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2012

17

Aug

Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend Groupie Aspiring Model Megan Rosee in a Bikini of the Day


Megan Rossee is strategic…last week she was outted as Michael Phelps’ girlfriend….and this week she’s decided to call herself an aspiring model, and hit the beach in her bikini as hard as she can, because that’s what you do when you’ve groupied out properly and have a dream of being famous, it’s strategy….

I’ve OUTTED ONE OF HIS GIRLFRIENDS FROM MONTREAL in the past, cuz I find it funny that I am the Michael Phelps unofficial groupie tracker, but not as funny as it is that he has groupies….sure he’s a millionaire with 0 percent body fat….an American hero all hip hopped out…but homie looks like a fucking clown…and this bitch is hot as shit….confusing me….until reminding me that all girls are whores….in it for the dollars and cents motherfucker….


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2012

17

Aug

Stella Hudgens Teen Tits in a Corset of the Day


Stella Hudgens is the Hudgens lost in the shadow of her Disney performing sister’s bush she put out on the internet when trying to rebrand and break free from the Disney stigma, before thinking she should probably shave, unless her troll ass did shave earlier that day, but in being a troll, shit grows back thick as fuck an hour later, and who really cares, cuz there’s a new generaton of Hudgens, ready to slut out harder and better to make a name for herself, because no one likes being a second rate Vanessa Hudgens…..especially not her teen sister…and that’s why she’s posting these awesome pics to twitter…getting famous bro….

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