I followed her on instagram…only to be ignored by her on instagram….
I would write her love letters on instagram about holding hands while looking into each other’s eye, singing each other love songs, crying because she was crying, dreaming about her, and all the other silly things I say that most girls respond to cuz I like making them feel like disney movies….before being deleted by instagram…
Kelly Kelly is a wrestler who is hired to make wrestling, one of the most homo things to watch on TV, far less homo, cuz lets face it, if you throw a bitch like this into the wring, half naked and grinding, it makes homophobic rednecks who watch the shit happy, cuz it allows them to justify the boners they got watching the man on man wrestling before her match…you see cuz there is nothing straight about watching dudes play fight….it’s some fetish shit that I think they have event from at every gay pride in the world….I mean until throwing a bitch like this in the mix….it straightens it out…in theory….
Kim Kardashian gets that TITS GET HITS and that is why she, or her staff POSTED THESE ON HER BLOG SHE DOESN’T WRITE ….they are from 2007 and she was slimmer than she is now, but still fat as fuck, cuz that’s kinda her thing….and the reason black guys love her enough to film sex tapes with her to propel her career like she was Paris Hilton only to be forgotten as a pornstar and embraced as the devil reality TV star….evil….especially if you try to stare into here belly button too long…all saggy, over-sized and hanging over her outfit she’s probably aggressively taped into….that shit can’t be human…
Nina Dobrevis some Canadian actress who I never met despite having met every single girl in Canada, since our ice villages are small and we’re only a short ski, snow shoe, or dog sled apart….but maybe that’s cuz she got on TV pretty soon after moving here from Bulgaria…before getting on American TV where men everywhere masturbated to her….something I think will be challenging in this twitter pic, only cuz you can only see bikini tops, but I wouldn’t put anything past you, or your perversion, especially when it involves girls from Vampire themed shows…virgin losers love that shit.
Jojo Levesque is on her comeback tour, in a “Look at me, I was once considered jailbait by at least one person before I turned 18, before turning 18 and being forgotten about by everyone but my black boyfriend, who encouraged me to get fit as he spent my money, forcing me to come out of hiding for my fans, drop a new record and slim the fuck down, cuz no one likes fat chicks, and here I am in a bikini for the internet”…..kinda way…
Yes…I just wrote a post as if I was Jojo Levesque and it was as humiliating as it sounds…
Despite having made 2,000,000 dollars last year, 80 percent of which went to staff, expenses, lawyers and cocaine, Lindsay Lohan is some serious White Trash…with some straight from the trailer park family, despite living in big houses and wearing designer clothes….you know a criminal bred from criminals, who will breed more criminals, if she doesn’t die a premature annd horrible death you’d expect from her, cuz she’s all broke…and the tender age of 25….built like a fucking bus, with a face of a fucking trainwreck, but fuck, do I love her implants…they are so well done….it makes everything about her ok…
These are not new pictures of Latvian Sabine Jemeljanova who moved to the UK to learn English, but instead managed to become a Glamour Model for NUTS and Loaded, which was better than her other option of stripping, you know with great tits and broken english, options are limited, and thank god for that, cuz she’s fucking hot, something I never normally say about these low level Glam models, even though I embrace and appreciate all they represent and all they’ve done to not become cashiers at Walmart….
Here are a bunch of her pics, all of which are amazing.
Joanna Krupa is a notorious bottom feeder, who although being hot and solidifying enough money in her bank account from various low level modeling gigs, she never really reached the full potential of celebrity, despite being hot….
So whenever I hear her name, cuz I normally forget she exists, I always laugh because I remember she did Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star, if anything that was the biggest thing she booked as a nobody….and it propelled her into more recent work on Real Housewives….
So she went from low level model who wasn’t famous, but who did Maxim, to Dancing with the Stars….to Real Housewives…in a career that is neither great or memorable…and that is really just a pile of fucking smut….
But at least she’s working the paparazzi in her bikini, something her low level ass has mastered pretty well.
I don’t watch TV, because I hate being reminded how shitty humanity is, at least how shitty American media and the people it exploits are…
You know, all filled with trash, smut….
The kind of sensationalism that is so pathetic and obvious and void of substance or creativity that makes TV networks scramble for hits, willing to give shit like Honey Boo Boo’s bikini waxer his own franchise of shitty TV..
Polluting the brains of everyone…but giving people something to talk about at the water cooler while wasting away for the man like drones….brainwashed, and controlled…
It is the devils work….
Teen Mom is one of those scripted reality show like all other scripted reality shows…filled with trash….and now one of the trash stars people look at and say “thank god that’s not me, but let me make a brand out of her while hating her, making her money and being the actual joke in the equation cuz I do it for free”…..is releasing an album…
By the sounds of it…which are horrible sounds….it is a joke….but I’m posting it anyway, cuz this is the American Dream….you bunch of fucking freaks.
I used to waste my times compiling stupid LISTS OF FETISHES FROM YOUTUBE …cuz I was trying to make a point that Youtube is a fucking porn site and that more people jerk off to Youtube than they do to my site….but youtube is a billion dollar company and I was able to buy a McDonald’s combo and a 40 from my earnings last month…representing the underbelly of the internet that people jerk off to all sites….at least once…the internet is sleazy….
One of those fetishes was hot chicks injecting needles, so I know this Miranda Kerr for Terry Richardon video is nothing original, because nothing Hollywood Terry Richardson does is original, but it is still Miranda Kerr jacking up a dude with a needle…annd that doesn’t need to be original to give boners….
