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2012

15

Aug

Tricia Helfer’s Suntanning Self Shot Pics of the Day


38 year old Canadian Tricia Helfer slut who is still hustling her model body that landed her on some nerd TV show, even though she’s a few years past prime, and that’s ok with me, approval I am sure she’s seeking, even though that along with the rest of the world she has no idea this site even exists….because I like seeing bitches put in work…even if they are middle aged, married and irrelevant….cuz she could just throw in the towel now that all is said and done, but instead she keeps bringing it…even if she has to self produce it….and that’s the first step in making a sex tape….self shot bikini for attention lead to self shot nudes for attention lead to masturbating on cam for attention which lead to taking three cocks at the same time while squirting videos….I’ve seen it happen so many times before….

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2012

15

Aug

Aubrey O’Day’s Beeen Working Out of the Day


Aubrey O’Day is a gutter fucking pig of a woman who looks like she eats more fried chicken than the black men who fuck her, because although being a racist stereotype, ask any brother you know if he likes fried chicken and he’lll fucking say “HELLL YEAH HONKY” at least he would in the blacksploitation movie that is my life…..the one that Aubrey O’Day wished was her life….that may in fact be her life cuz black guys are the only people who think her fat ass isn’t fat…while everyone else knows that it is….

She’s a spoiled brat, self promoter, who thinks she is perfect and needs more hate thrown her way…she is clueless tht she is a joke…and she feels entitled to try to be sexy like so many fat girls who don’t think they are fat before her….all wearing tight clothes, showing cleavage, rocking bikinis….and being told how pretty they are or look, instead of causing panic on the beach that a crazed farm animal has escaped and is out to give the rest of us Mad Cow Disease….

You get what I’m saying…and that is that fat or not, I’ll still stare at a half naked bitch in a self produced pic, even if they look like their home is waiting in line at the all you can eat buffet….

If you know what I mean..

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2012

15

Aug

Candice Bailey Suggestive with a Meat of the Day


Candice Bailey is some Sara Jean Underwood, Olivia Munn impersonator who runs some nerd shit as the host of Attack of the Show….a show that exists because of virgin losers who can’t let go….I’ve never seen the shit, but can assume it is the fucking worst…and that I assume no one even watches anymore….not even the ever-loyal nerds….cuz nerds aren’t into TV, since there’s no keyboard attached to it…..a show that is just arround cuz without it G4TV doesn’t exist…..and either would a strategy for girls to seduce nerds into thinking they are anything but hollywood cunts who don’t have the time of day for them….since they are on a mission and not a space mission….to the fucking top…..but I don’t mind their lie when they are posing with breaded, deep fried, hot dogs….making blowjob insinuatons for everyone to laugh at how silly she is….and for her nerds to jerk off to by putting ketchup and mustard on their dicks to make this like some virtual reality my dick looks like the corn dog in her hand shit…provided they don’t cum themselves just by looking at the pic first…..

Posted in:Candice Bailey

2012

15

Aug

Hannah Wheelan the Gymnast Panty Flash of the DAy


Hannah Wheelan is a Gymnast and like all pro athletes, she’s a fucking horny pervert, that I can only assume stems from the higher levels of testosterone that come with her level of fitness or the oppressive environment in which she was raised….where she would train every fucking day for days….unable to fuck dudes…despite her gymnast flexibility….because all the male gymnasts were homo…..leading to her big day, when she gets to celebrate her sport, the year the Olympics are in her home town, by getting drunk and showing panty….you see cuz skirts aren’t something she’s used to….while crotch hugging leotards that might as well are panties that she parades in like it is outerwear are…and the whole thing loses its level of importance when you realize she’s not hot….

Here are the pics anyway….


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2012

15

Aug

Miley Cyrus has Got Shorts of the Day


Miley Cyrus is in little shorts with short hair…and I would fuck lick those motherfuckers so fucking hard that my saliva makes them dissolve off her….cuz she’s gone fit and stylish and posts pics of herself in ways that make me forget the bobble headed cunt from Disney who was raped on many levels to become a billion dollar brand, ruining a generation of girls like she was Katy Perry or Lady Gaga…the modern day Hitlers…and allows me to focus on what is important…her hot, fit little body……that makes me want her to wear my mouth as a diaper….just to get close….She’s good.

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2012

15

Aug

Sara Underwood on a Sex Swing of the Day

Sara Underwood is a pornstar who instead of moving on from Playboy and diving deeper into the adult game like most Playboy models…..she decided to go the porno smut filled part of the mainstream world…we call G4TV….but you can take the whore out of the basement you locked her after fucking her for 50 dollars….but you can’t take the whore out of the girl…..and that is why she’s strapped herself in skimpy shorts on twitter in a sex swing…cuz this is the only way she knows how to get mail attention and that works for me….cuz lame, annoying, obvious or not…I think she’s pretty hot…and I’d love to destroy her with my semen to fuck with all you nerds, making you hack me and my site with vengence….

Posted in:Sara Underwood

2012

15

Aug

Engaged Jennifer Aniston in a Tight Dress of the Day


Jennifer Aniston getting engaged was a pretty smart move…cuz this ass is not getting any better…no matter how hard she tries…her menopausal horomones and dried up vagina that even if still have an egg left in it….will probably produce some kind of flipper baby….definitley autistic baby….ruining her body, possibly killing her during childbirth baby…..but it is now or never baby….and at least she tricked an actor into this….cuz if she waited a few more years…she’d end up with the tour bus driver or mail man….cuz that’s all part of falling off….not that tour bus drivers or mail men are bad people…they just are to cunts like Aniston…where everyone is beneath her….so take in this tight dress….it’s not gonna last for long….

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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2012

15

Aug

Miranda Kerr’s Behind the Scenes Pics by Terry Richardson of the Day

I posted these Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar Pics a couple of days ago, because they are awesome, but in my defense, I know nothing about awesome pics, because I am a pervert not an art critic, so even if the pics actually suck, but feature a naked model, I love them….

It turns out Terry Richardson shot them and he’s pretty boring, predictable and I hate him for the obvious reasons, but since he’s shooting everything in fashion, always with top models, I have no choice but to pay attention, especially when he posts his behind the scene pics…..and doesn’t sue me for posting them, but more importantly, printing them, jerking off on them and mailing them to ex girlfriends….it’s a fetish.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

15

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have decided to aid my anti social – social networking – I will start making public appearances….and you should come check me out a tone of them for a signing, bu you may have to wait in line to get to me, behind at least one elderly woman trying to figure out why there’s a guy in a mask in the underwear section at K-Mart sitting on a lawn chair….

I’m a big deal

Here are some stepLINKS, the morning version.

Who ISN’T Down With a Real Life Hot Wheels Car? Honestly – VIDEO
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Ranking NFL’s 100 Hottest Cheerleaders
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Is That A Fart Bubble? No, Seriously, Is It??
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Can You Do Card Tricks? Cause I Sure as Hell Can’t – VIDEO
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LeAnn Rimes Is In A Bikini, Of Course
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Whoops! Iowa Man Arrested for DUI With Twice the Lethal Dose
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Free Cam Shows, Yeah That’s Right, FREE! (NSFW)
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Hottie and a Dilso – Nuff Said (NSFW)
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10 Animals Angry About Shark Week
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Imogen Thomas – You Are Welcome (NSFW)
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2012

14

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Dead hooker jokes are annoying, but dead hookers aren’t…..you can pretend they are zombie vampires – keeping it current and with the trends…but more importantly dead hookers are the best hookers cuz they can’t say no

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Donna D’Errico Fell Off A Mountain Trying To Find Noah’s Ark. No, Really.
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R.I.P Horshack
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Some Old Lady Tits and Pussy
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Beyonce is a Cunt
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Funniest Fans at Olympics
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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The 30 Hottest Actresses Under 30
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Imogen Thomas’ Breasts Are Nuts
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Get a Load of Brooke Marks (NSFW)
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Crissy Moran is Stripping Down By the Pool
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Free Cam Shows To Drive You Wild
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WTF Photo of the Day
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Alyssa Miller
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Latina Shows Off Her Super Wet Vadge (NSFW)
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20 Hottest Viral Sensations in Sports
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Tessa Fowler Doing the Dishes (NSFW)
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Heidi Klum Pokies while Jogging
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Looking Good Sweethearts Are Unshaved of the Day
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Lady Gaga is a Fucking Idiot….of the Day
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Some Jessica Biel Just Because
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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Body Gallery
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Ali Larter is Wearing Jean Shorts
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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A Bunch of Hotties in Heels (NSFW)
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20 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes (Yup, They Said It!)
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Cute Nerdy Chick Gets Naked – VIDEO
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Kayden Kross and Her Friend Get It On (NSFW)
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Conservative Website Ads Hacked & Replaced By Porn (NSFW)
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Eros Ramazzotti Needs To Feed His Sugar Baby A Little More
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Fun With Safety Glass – VIDEO
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Rashida Jones Wants John Travolta to Come Out of the Closet
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And Here’s Jeremy Renner Sh**ting On The Kardashians Because Why Not?
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50 Worst Haircuts in Sports
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Michelle Rodriguez See Thru
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Emma Roberts in Short Shorts
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Bar Refaeli in Shorts
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Gwen Stefani is Horrible in a Bikini
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Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip
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Ashley Greene Bikini
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Rita Rusic Bikini
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Marcia Pellgrineelli Bikini
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Anna Stone Hot in INKED
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Myleene Klaas in a Tight Dress
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Marcia Pellegrinelli Hot Ass Bikini
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Holly Madison Running in a Sports Bra
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hairy Pussy Cumshot Compilation
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Random Porn Vids
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Sister in the Bath
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Drunk and Horny Party Girls.
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS – GETTING NAKED FOR FREE – CUZ THEY HAVE DADDY ISSUES
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