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2012

07

Aug

Daisy Fuentes Hot Ass for Twitter of the Day

Daisy Fuentes is not dead, but she is an old as fuck….This cubano is practically 100 fucking years old at leat in terms of relevance and sex appeal….she was an MTV host in 1988…..and that may not seem like it was that long ago…but it was that fucking long ago…and I fuck girls who are younger than that…born in 1993 yo…..

Either way, she can’t let go and brought some America’s Funniest Home Videos gone nuts…20 years later….but the real what the fuck….is that she’s not as disgusting as you’d expect a 50 year old Cuban and her 10 babies to be….if anything she’s kinda hot behind his filter….

I feel like this may not even be her….

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2012

07

Aug

Brittany Palmer 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day

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I am a firm believer that the UFC should not be as popular as it is…more importantly, that the low level trash, Vegas show girl, ex stripper ass that is made into a celebrity for being a part of the shit should not be as popular as they are….it gives them an unrealistic sense of importance, celebrity, and attitude that doesn’t properly represent their willingness to suck a fucking dick a few years ago to help pay rent…..because they are the only straight thing in an otherwise real homo sporting experience….who cares….here ais some bullshit pics of her 2013 Calendar photoshoot that is just as ridiculous as her career….cuz who the fuck uses Calendars these days….we landed a probe on Mars people….

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2012

07

Aug

Adrienne Curry Bikini for her Birthday of the Day

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I hate Adrienne Curry and her bottom feeding, obvious attack on virgin losers everywhere, who think that just cuz a low level reality star bitch is at Comicon, or if she poses with Star Wars shit, she’s actually into their virgin loser hustle, and not just playing it up cuz virgin losers are so fucking easy to manipulate…..

She’s celebrating her 30th birthday, in a bikini, in Vegas and in her 30 years, she is probably more acccomplished than most whores, strippers and bitches who get naked for money…at least in terms of twitter followers….but that’s not saying much…cuz whores are a necessity in life…but are interchangable and just don’t fucking matter….

Adrienne Curry, does not fucking matter….but here are her bikini pics anyway…

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2012

07

Aug

Paris Hilton is the Devil in a Bikini of the Day

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This is really one of those….click the link if you are really into seeing Paris Hilton crawling around on all fours. I’m not allowed to post the pic, they belong to a shitty fucking paparazzi company, but I can post a pic of the people taking the pics that she posed for on the beach, which is just as exciting to me….cuz all things Paris Hilton are the fucking worst….she’s the original devil and whether I’d fuck the herpes off of her until she had a miscarriage or not…I still hate the bitch…

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2012

07

Aug

Gwen Stefani Bikinis of the Day

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The best thing about these Gwen Stefani bikini pics is that she decided to tuck in her dick as to not alienate some of us who like bikinis, but don’t like seeing testicles in bikinis, even though her Bi-sexual boyfriend and overly muscular body, tell us that they are there somewhere….

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2012

07

Aug

Sara Underwood Shows Some Tit for Maxim September of the Day

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Attention whore Sara Jean Underwood, world reknowned as the bitch from Playboy who tried to go mainstream by fucking Ryan Seacrest and getting a job catered to virgin loser nerds who are totally sold and committed on girls they watch talk about shit they are into….especially when they can google her and see her naked for masturbation purposes….even though they prefer the fantasy and not having everyone know the nipple size of their future wife who they already think is their wife as they World of Warcraft all day in the basement…where their Second Life is their first life…who cares..

She’s in Maxim, showing implants, making big moves….for a bottom feeding slut.

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2012

07

Aug

Jessica Malafouris for Sander Dekker for Purple of the Day

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When fashion magazines are putting out photoshoots like this, it is hard to not pretend your soiled sweat pants, shit stained underwear and T-shirt you’re working on a world record for most play out of an unwashed t-shirt, isn’t a fashion statement, and isn’t a hipster move, cuz getting naked, skinny, fat tit, hipster girls, naked and showing off hipster bush for you, for no money, for false promises of model fame is better than most things….if anything it is amazing…and it really solidifies the importance of pretending you’re a fashionisto on a mission…instead of just a dirt bag blogger who likes half naked chicks I’ve never heard of….

Good hustle. Shot by SANDER DEKKER …..

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2012

07

Aug

Miley Cyrus Hot for Marie Claire September of the Day

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I am a pretty serious Miley Cyrus fan….despite being average at best, she’s managed to make a fortune, dress in a way that makes her look hot as fuck, but more importantly, that has influenced teen girls everywhere to copy, making them look hot as fuck….She’s an icon that no longer annoys me, except if I really think about it, cuz I always start to hate girls who aren’t sitting on my face, even though I also hate every girl who is sitting on my face, mainly cuz they smell like fucking shit…

Not sure where I am going with this, just gonna post the pics of Miley in Marie Claire…

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2012

07

Aug

Lindsay Lohan White One Piece, Hot Titties of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan despite her falling off harder than Sam Ronson’s dick after watching Female Olympic Gymnastics….still has some of the best tits in the business…sure they are probably fake, but they hang so good and never shrink, even when the rest of her is a drug fueled, bruised up, corpse….you know a shell of what she was before she realized Disney and her own parents sold her the fuck out…you know before being forced to medicate hard just to live with the cruel world….

She’s in a bathing suit and I’m into it.

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2012

07

Aug

Mariana Almeida Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Terry Richardson has used his celebrity to milk some girl who wants her own celebrity and who is willing to get topless and show off her great big tits, because shit….this famous fashion photographer wants pics of her when he can have pics of anyone….in what is probably one the better scams in fashion….and the whole reason why I am making this site a fashion site…cuz let’s face it….willing, free, topless girls…are amazing…

Hot tits. Shot by Terry Ricardson

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