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2012

06

Aug

Tricia Helfer Twitters her Bikini Top of the Day

Tricia Helfer is 38 year old Candian actor who doesn’t offend me in her bikini, which is seriously fucking rare, cuz the cut off date, or the expiry date is usually 30 and most of the time even that is stretching it, but I guess she didn’t let herself go to have babies that raped her body harder than the baby daddy in the process of getting her pregnant, or maybe it is cuz she hasn’t quite got that Oscar she was hoping for when auditioning for Battlestar Gallactica, and knows she has work to put in, or maybe it is cuz she’s got a filter and is only showing tits, leaving her cellulite ridden thighs and dumpy 40 year old ass out of the frame, whatever it is, I am into it…

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2012

06

Aug

Behati Prinsloo Topless for Juicy Couture of the Day

Behati Prinsloo is posing topless, albeit strategically topless, which means no nipples are showing, for Juicy Couture jeans….

She’s a hot Namibian model who Victoria’s Secret abducted when the excutives were out there on a Safari, and I am sure glad they did, cuz even without seeing nipple, she’s got a rocking body and more importantly a rockin’ model ass in these jeans that I am sure Juicy Couture will try to promote as being so good they make all asses look like this, to which their market of rich moms who dress like their spoiled daughters will respond by buying a pair, and spilling over a pair, in what would be a disaster, if I wasn’t too busy checking out their daughters to notice….

This campaign would be better if it was a little juicier, you know, her squirting….but I’ll accept this for what it is.

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2012

06

Aug

Miley Cyrus Hot for the Internet of the Day


I am unfortunately hooked on Miley Cyrus. Like a tween girl 5 years ago, only far more perverted, I track her every move. I don’t go to her concerts, or sing her songs, or have her posters on my wall, I just look at the pictures she produces, with her thin young body, and realize she’s got so much more to offer than low quality, commercial grade, garbage that brain washes kids, like a tight little body she shows off on the internet, which is really some of her best fucking work.

Here she is getting her hair done, which is apparently a new fetish I am officially into now that I’ve been introduced to it, watch out hair salons around the city, I’ll be coming on your window soon….and as I do with so much wrong with our youth…you can Blame Miley for it….

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2012

06

Aug

Maja Simonsen Topless for Purple Magazine of the Day

Some photographer name Viktor Vautier shot these pics of some hot hipster looking model named Maja Simonsen, who I know absolutely nothing about, except her measurements from her Agency’s site, which are in the Metric system, and make no fucking sense to me, but then again, I guess I also know what her tits look like, so I don’t really need to size and measure the fuckers up to fit them into my mouth, I can just eye the shit, and work around that, like a real expert….That said, she’s awesome….and here she is half naked for Purple Magazine making moves…

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2012

06

Aug

Kelly Brook Ass for Instagram of the Day


Kelly Brook put her fat ass on blast for everyone to try to jerk off to before realizing that they came there for the fucking tits….I guess she only got 592 likes on the shit, so either her fan base is non-existent, or they just don’t respond to a bitch with fatty tits everyone likes to stare at, deciding to venture into the world of trying to seduce with other body parts….this is like when you hear about a pro athlete launching a rap career or some shit…the two…although part of her are mutually independent of each other….but luckily I am a pervert and will still stare and so are you…

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2012

06

Aug

Morning Hangover of the Day


I spent the better part of the weekend trying to convice a hairy armpit lesbian to have sex with me. I figured it made sense for a few reasons, first she had never banged a guy and I had never banged a girl #YOLO, let’s do this…..second…I have a dick like a clit and it smells like fish….cuz I don’t wash….it would feel like home….Needless to say even after I showed it to her…she wasn’t sold…fucking Lesbians…the worst.

Here are some links….

LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Epic Olympic Video Highlights Hot London Athletes
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Narcissistic Old Queen vs. Narcissistic Old Queen, Round (I Lost Count)
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There’s a Storm Coming
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Everybody Hates Kristen Stewart
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The Will Ferrell Soundboard
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Free Cam Shows (NSFW)
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Hottie and a Dildu
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Kate Moss + Underwear + Bacon = Vegan Killer
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Well Hello Daisy Daniels
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2012

05

Aug

Leia Freitas Nude for H Extremo Mexico of the Day


Here is the Mexican Pussy of the Day cuz I’m half Mexican but like Halle Berry is with her black…conveniently fully Mexican when I need to be ….These are from July and it isn’t july but who keeps up with Mexican smut….I don’t even think Mexican’s bother with the shit…but when pussy like the Leia Freitas pops up, they probably should, cuz she’s hot, willing to get naked and even showing some slit…good fucking times…

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2012

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It is really kind of annoying that everytime I try to seduce a girl in the bar by telling her I want to bring her home and lock her in a cage in my basement like she was an endagered species….they react badly and don’t want to come over….thinking I am crazy…when really I am just a hopeless romantic…full of passion….

Weekend time drinking time fuck you all…..

Here are the stepLINKS….

Jenna Jameson Endorses Mitt Romney
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Maria Menounos and Some Other Bitches Hot at an Event of the Day
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100 Hottes Cheerleaders in the NFL
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Olympic Team Tribute to Muhammed Ali
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The National Enquirer Tells Macauley Culkin To Get Help
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Now That’s Called Burning Bridges
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10 Directors Who Have Never Made A Good Movie
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Amy Childs In Sexy Daisy Dukes
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Tara Babcock is Sexy and I Like It (SITE NSFW)
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Angie Savage Works Some Awesome Lingerie Pics (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Will Get You Off (NSFW)
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10 Stevie Wonder Song Titles to Celebrate His Divorce
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Amateur Uses Her Phone as a Vibrator (NSFW)
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Epic Olympic Video Highlights Hot London Athletes
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UK Babe Lyla Ashby (NSFW)
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Mary-Louise Parker goes Skinny Dipping on Weeds (NSFW)
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Quite Possibly the Best Named Person in the Olympics Sso Far
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I Can’t Wait for Courtney Stodden’s Mess of a Reality Show
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Olympic Water Polo Gets Rough & Reveals a Boob
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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Eva Mendes Hotness
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Jennifer Aniston Shows Skin in Daisy Dukes, Tight Tank for ‘We’re the Millers’ (PHOTOS)
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Kim Kardashian is tweeting more bikini pictures of herself
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Quite Possibly The Hottest Pictures You Will See Today (NSFW)
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Some Clever Vandilism Photos
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Twitter Feud! Nicki Minaj And Azealia Banks Get Into A Nasty Twitter Spat
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This Slut is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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Demi and Louisa Get It On *NSFW)
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Amateur Photography Hour With Lola Byrd (NSFW)
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Vanessa Hudgens Went To Yoga Class in Studio City
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2 Sexy Squirting Teens (NSFW)
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Jordana Brewster Is Pretty In Pink
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Biking Fail
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50 Crazy Outfits in Sports….
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Cool Fire Tornado….
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Rachel Weisz in Marie Claire UK
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Malene Knudsen in Marie Claire UK
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Eva Green Shitty See Through
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Emma Watson Panties
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Lindsay Lohan Legs
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Jessica Biel at a Premiere
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Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipple
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Candice Swanepoel Pretending to Eat Pizza
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Victoria Justice in Concert
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Ashley Tisdale in Thigh Highs
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Tulisa in a Bikini
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Hot Bitches Topless for Zoo
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Girl on Girl bathroom Sex
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If you didn’t watch this yesterday….Watch it Today
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Random Porn Vids
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HOT FUCKING PARTY – LITERALLY
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GIRLS USING WEBCAMS FOR FREE – CUZ THEY ARE SLUTS
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2012

03

Aug

Tara Reid’s Hot Upskirt Party of the Day


I wish every day was Tara Reid day…..she is everything right with party sluts who are persistent and never fucking quit….who hit 40 with glory….all graceful and shit….I am so into this right now…she’s incredible.


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2012

03

Aug

Bar Refaeli Half Naked for Maxim of the Day

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Bar Refaeli posted these Maxim pics on her facebook an hour ago….she’s half naked in it, photoshopped in it, doin’ it like she’s a super model, when all she really is is a groupie who fucks famous dudes, who had a stint with Victoria’s Secret and pretty much everything about her fucking sucks, even her roots, cuz her existent is a product of the holocaust and that makes lookin at her ass sad….

I know Isreali girls, they all hate this bitch, say they know her and that she’s a fucking hack, and I’ll just assume that comes from an honest, non-bitter or jealous place, while you masturbate to her big moves into the print world, with star publications like Maxim…and by star publication I mean – I can’t believe they aren’t bankrupt yet….

She looks thick….Food time…

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