2012
26
Jul
Mariah Carey is the new America Idol judge and this is the photoshopped masterpiece that reminds me a bit of Toddlers in Tiaras and a bit of a drag show and a bit of a wax museum exhibit because let’s face it…this is up on some serious clown shit….and I love it….
The real question is how American Idol is still on TV after all these years of failure…but I am hoping Mariah Carey is the final nail in the coffin….sometimes sinking ships are fun to watch….
Posted in:Mariah Carey
2012
26
Jul
So the fashion industry has decided to recycle another photoshoot 3 month later….
This time it is Bar Refaeli for Elle France July, that was published in Elle Spain in April
I guess the logic is that France and Spain are small markets and their ads don’t justify spening 100s of thousands of dollars a month on photoshoots, and that it’s no big deal to recycle shit 3 months later, but I find it offensive….only because they have massive budgets, they have massive advertisers, and they should be doing shoots every fucking month, that’s their fucking job….
But then again, I just steal their pics to post here for you, like some kind of Robin Hood, so I guess I’m the real asshole in the equation, taking their pics then calling them out on their shortcomings….
Oh well….any excuse to post some Bar Refaeli ass, even if I find her thick and uninteresting, a supermodel who never was much more than a star fucker….
Posted in:Bar Refaeli
2012
26
Jul
I am not a fan of Rita Ora at all. I find she looks like a tranny doing a Rhianna Impression, which makes sense, because she is signed to some major Jay-Z label deal, and they have been promoting her hard, in efforts to make her the next Rihanna.
I think she’s fat….they they make her Yugoslavian ass look black and even when they do low level publicity stunts WHERE SHE FLASHES NIPPLE …I am unimpressed….
Here she is looking a little sloppy, even when photoshopped, modeling some ugly bathing suits, but like the fat bitch by the pool, I got no problem checking her out cuz it is better than nothing…especially when I know she’s gonna be the next big thing….
Posted in:Rita Ora
2012
26
Jul
The hottest thing about Rosie Jones is that she chose to get topless in photoshoots for magazines at a young enough age that she could profit from it when she was otherwise not really cut out to be a model…and in doing that she’s built up her own fan base, audience, and has made a little empire that will end with her being a multi millionaire….while she was destined to be a cocktail waitress….and that’s just further reminder to girls everywhere just how important it is to get naked to get ahead…if you are hot or have great tits and you aren’t a millionaire….you’re a fucking loser….I don’t get why she isn’t topless in these pics…isn’t that her thing?
Posted in:Rosie Jones
2012
26
Jul
Paris Hilton was in her bikini in St Tropez like it was 2002 and everyone still cared….
I wonder if she ever expected herself to fall off as hard as she did, or to see her Armenian fat friend she probably used to make racist jokes about behind her back growing up, while calling her fat to her face, run her game better than she did…..
I know that being a rich girl doesn’t make rich girls feel good about themselves, that’s why most rich girls are fucked in the head with all kinds of issues, so I know that this probably eats away at this washed up slut harder than her herpes during a massive outbreak that are so bad they are borderline flesh eating disease….
But I guess the bikini party continues…
Posted in:Paris Hilton
2012
26
Jul
Lizzzy Jagger is Jerry Hall’s oldest daughter with Mick Jagger and she’s not all that hot…if anything she’s a bit of a latch on who is clearly influenced by her younger sister Georgia May, who has established herself as a model, like their mother…as well as by her dad’s bandmate’s daughters she probably grew up with who are all also models with model moms…you know trying to keep the fuck up, even if she didn’t really get the looks in the family and probably should have studied medicine or something, cuz let’s face it she is gonna inherit a lot of money, her trust fund is probably insane, and the only reason she models is ego, jealousy but the truth is she’s only getting booked cuz of who she is, and even then she’s landing weak shoots like Interview Russia…but at least she’s showing tit….it makes her a little more credible…and worth looking at….
Posted in:Lizzy Jagger|NSFW
2012
26
Jul
Talita Correa is a hot model I know nothing about but she sounds ethnic, is half naked in FHM South Africa, and looks pretty spectacular doing it….I am all for the new models and up and coming models who are eager to get noticed and establish a career cuz they go a little more hardcore and more importantly they accept free publicity from fat, useless bloggers, in exchange for nudes….not that Talita Correa is one of those girls…but there are so many aspiring models who are…and that keeps me going….I get paid in hope of actually fucking one of these bitches….if I ever decide to leave my couch…which may happen.
Posted in:Talita Correa
2012
26
Jul
Sophiee Vlaming is some Dutch Tulip sniffing model who’s two lips should be sniffed by me, every day before she leaves the house to make sure she’s fresh and lovely, and every night when she gets home, to make sure she hasn’t cheated on me like some kind of whore….you know the good kind of girl you want to keep in a cage in the basement and keep for yourself cuz you’re passionate like that…and know that real romance is locking her in for life…..
She always shows her tits for fashion, she’s making a name for herself, and I want to get her pregnant….with mouth, hands and penis…She’s amazing….
Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Vlaming
2012
26
Jul
Jessica Biel is a prime example of a girl who looked like a dude when she was younger, all fit and broad and muscular who I used to laugh at, before realizing that muscle has memory, and when everyone else gets older, sloppier and fat, her version of sloppy becomes tight and amazing….it’s like you gotta look out for the skinny rock hard ones you may feel gay fucking from behind despite their vagina…which is probably what Timberlake liked in her….but they are the ones who age proper….fit is good….and here is her ass on TV…
Posted in:Jessica Biel
2012
26
Jul
Instagram deleted me – and since I have a compelled, locked in, loving readership and fan base of one, it’s not gonna be totally impossible to hit 10,000 followers….
You all just come to the site for the tits…..I get that…but follow me on Instagram fuckers…
I want to get my followers up to 10,000…… so FOLLOW ME.
It is for my self esteem and security in my internet presence….so listen to me beg….and accommodate….asshole..
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