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2012

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

INSTAGRAM HAS DELETED ME!!!

I feel so slighted because the last 6 months I have been endorsing them saying how great they are…for free….and even last night some dude told me that only guys who like dicks in their asses like instagram….and I defended them saying it is where all the hot young models are putting up bikini pics all day….in the end, I was flirting with dozens of hot models on rotation and I was loving it….but not anymore….cuz they used their BIG BROTHER Authority and disabled my shit cuz we give social networks all the fucking power….

So….I’ve Started a New Account.


DRUNKSTEPFATHER

I want to get my followers up to 10,000…… so FOLLOW ME.

Here are the stepLINKS…

Tara Reid Lives
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This Bitch is Crazy
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Sofia Vergara is Going to Be in Family Guy
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Best WAGS of 2012
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64 Inch Vertical Jump
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Mike Tyson Highlights
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Kristen Stewart Releases Statement Apologizing To Robert Pattinson For Cheating On Him. Wow.
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And Today in Jackson Family Craziness…
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Bush’s Speech Screw Ups: A Compilation
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Gallery: 20 Pictures of Hot Celebrities Flipping Off the Paparazzi
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Doutzen Kroes Rocks Some Amazing Lingerie
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Rosie is Sexy in Nylons (SEMI NSFW)
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Meet My Maryannne (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows Make Life Better (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Liberty Ross, Wife of the Creep Who Cheated with Kristen Stewart
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These 3 Sluts Go Wild on Video (NSFW)
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Rising Track Star Michelle Jenneke Draws Nude Offer from Sex.com
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There May Be Carly Rae Jepsen Nudes Floating Around
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Layla Rose Strip in Bed (NSFW)
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Pixie Geldof Topless at the Beach (NSFW)
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Best Thing to Do With a Spoon Other Than Eating (NSFW)
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The Ocean Pulls Down Ilary Blasi’s Bikini Bottoms
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Dare I Say Mariah Carey is Looking Hto in Her New American Idol Promo Shot?
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‘Dark Knight Rises’ Massacre: 8 Latest Developments
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Zoe Saldana Hotness
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Jessie Rogers is Super Sexy
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Passive Agressive Notes Are Always Good For a Laugh
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This Babe is Naked on the Beach (NSFW)
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I Think We Would All Like a Piece of Candy (NSFW)
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Handjob Gloves Are The New “It” Sex Toy
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Katie Holmes in Black Leather Pants
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AnnaLynne McCord Filming “90210” Bikini Scene in Malibu Beach
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So That’s What It Looks Like When a Glacier Implodes
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Kim Kardashian: “I’m More Famous Than Jennifer Aniston & Angelina Jolie”
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50 Worst Screw Ups Sports
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Olivia Palermo Launching Some Jewelery Looking Hot
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Rihanna Bent Over On Her Knees Like Shes Used To
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Audrina Patridge Put Her Wonky Fake Tits On Display
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Here’s An Ass Worth Fucking
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Jennifer Lopez In Sweet See Through Shirt. Bobbies!
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Big British Tits And Bikinis Prepare For Cock Sucking At The Olympic Games!
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Some Bush Speech Screw Ups
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Timelapse Video from IIS
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Hottest Olympic Athletes from 30 Different Countries
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Brittany Ishibashi in Esquire
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Cat Deeley at the Teen Choice
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Lindsay Lohan Leaving Mr Chows
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AnnaLynne McCord Tight Pants
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Skye Sweetnam Big Tits at Warped Tour
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Jessica Biel Hot Booty in Tight Jeans
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Holly Peers Topless
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Jennifer Lopez Low Back
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Kathryn McCormic Has Awesome Cleavage
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Victoria Silvstedt Suntans Proper of the Day
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Abigail Breslin Titties
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Cumswallow Compilation
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Rejected Like a Boss
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Random Porn Vids
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How Is This Even Possible
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Naked Couple at the Beach
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING WEBCAMS FOR TIPS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

25

Jul

Doutzen Kroes in Photoshopped Lingerie Pics of the Day

Based on how boring these pics are of a girl who is as willing to get naked or half naked for modeling….as she is for black DJs she lets cum inside her to make babies….I can only assume they are for Victoria’s Secret, where nipples and sheer panties are not Christian enough for their bottom line sales, because nipples and sheer panties are for harlots and heathens….

Boring because they are catalog shots and haven’t been modernized since the 80s, I guess if you make a billion dollars and have a brand bigger than Christ, you don’t bother fucking with that….but the whole thing annoys me…as much as half naked model can be….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2012

25

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt Suntans Like a Proper Whore of the Day


Victoria Silvstedt is a hooker…who I am sure prefers to be called a high class escort…because there’s a different between a hooker and a high class escort who lives a fancy and decadent life cuz her only client is a billionaire midget who finances her life of luxury….and all she has to do is stay fit…which she does a pretty good job of considering she’s pushing 40….

Now I can’t hate an opportunist slut who landed a married rich man and got him to hire her, because she was a Playboy model years ago, and really what else was she to do….sure it is trashy, but at least she’s being trashy on yachts and not in the back of a truck in a strip club parking lot…

I can hate her for trying to sue me at least once for posting pics of her midget billionaire, cuz that’s just mean spirited when all I’m trying to do is give her some publicity….but showcasing her skills….where I’m from that usually warrants a percentage of her revenue….

Who cares, these are awesome pics of her tanning, and I generally don’t endorse half naked old ladies…


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Posted in:Victoria Silvstedt

2012

25

Jul

Audrina Patridge Bikinis at Trashy Casinos for Money of the Day

Audrina Patridge is still at it…take that haters who thought her stint on The Hills was all she was good for….you know those of us who thought she was just a half retarded chick with implants her dad bought her cuz he had no hope for her to achieve anything beyond stripping….well guess what…she’s booking really prestigious jobs…like running pool parties in her bikini at Foxwood’s Casino…rocking Indian reserves harder than a bootleg cigarette vendor shack…it’s the fucking Vegas of the the North East that trashy fat old couples go to cuz they can’t afford vegas….haters….you just have no idea what’s up…or what making career moves is all about….this is not prostituting yourself for a dollar…you’re just a bunch of haters…now look at her fake tits…they are all that matters.


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Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2012

25

Jul

Keeley Hazell in FHM JULY 2012 Outtakes of the Day

Keeley Hazell is in FHM’s July 2012 issue like it was 2006, because that’s when she first hit the topless modeling scene….even though like all good girls she was ready to model topless at 16 because she knew she had rockin’ huge tits and a fit body and that that was her meal ticket…until 2009 when she decided to step back from modeling, because she thought she was more than just tits, only to return to modeling in July 2012, as FHM’s cover girl, cuz those 3 years of pursuing acting was a massive fucking fail…cuz when you got tits like this, it’s all that really matters about you…..it is your only skill set, work it…

Here are some of the outtakes to celebrate her big titty return…

Posted in:Keeley Hazell

2012

25

Jul

Miley Cyrus Turning me On With Instagram of the Day

I am not sure if this is Miley Cyrus, she’s gone blonde and is blocking out her inbred looking muppet head with a magazine, but in keeping up with my creeper status, I am pretty sure it is her, because she was wearing these shorts the other day , unless her friend and her would share short, as I’ve heard girls do with underwear and bikini bottoms for my masturbation pleasure and for their increased chances of a yeast infection, not that I actually care about Miley Cyrus’ shorts, I just saw the pics on the internet, and I’m not proud that I know these things instinctively, or that this is my life or that I waste my brain with it, because ultimately, I really don’t care, but it is what it is, and I’ll run with it…..like Miley ran with this vintage Dolly Parton Playboy rocking as awesome crotch shot next to Lil Kim slutting out poster….and it is fucking hot…reminding us that whether this is Miley or not, instagram is amazing…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

25

Jul

Selena Gomez Shows Off Her Bra for the Second Day in a Row (really?) of the Day

This video is hysterical. Who fucking cares bro. The fact that this is an actual video that was edited together in efforts of being a news story, even if it probably took all of 7 minutes to do, is just another example of how low fucking quality most of the paparazzi is, just trying to get hits any way they can, making stories out of nothing, because if you leave your house and hang out where 20 year olds go, you will see that every bitch shows her fucking bra, everyday, it is the fashions of the time….but putting it together on this Sex Offenders birthday, is so absurd and ridiculous that I had no choice but to jump on board and laugh at it while posting it….

A bra flash isn’t a sex tape…but I wish it was.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2012

25

Jul

Mischa Barton Ass Flash of the Day

Mischa Barton may barely exist as a person, but the amazing thing about her is not so much that her slim-fat aka sloppy but not offensively fat, body had a career for a minute and people actual confused her for being hot….it is that she hasn’t died of a drug overdose in her damaged girl rampage that came after The OC and before this ass flash in St Tropez….There was a solid few years where she looked unshowered and ready to throw in the fucking towel on life…but she pulled through as best as she could…even if it wasn’t from getting acting work…but was instead of her showing her otherwise cellulite ridden ass cuz she’s just that kind of girl ass for the paparazzi…in a fuck you paparazzi I can endorse….but that could be cuz some of my favorite memories involve being mooned by girls….usually for 10 dollars a song…but it counts….

Either way, here’s Mischa staying relevant, one ass cheek that is possibly pantyless at a time.


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Posted in:Mischa Barton

2012

25

Jul

Jessica Clark Naked in True Blood of the Day

Jessica Clark is some openly lesbian dyke who is so lesbian that she is married to another lesbian that isn’t even Ellen so it isn’t for a social climb, but instead for a hatred of cock and a love for eating pussy, because either she was raped, molested as a child or has some kind of hormonal imbalance, since genetically, it makes no sense for a woman to not like cock, it’s against the natural process of their vaginas…

What is also against the natural process of a vagina, is whatever the fuck True Blood made Jessica Clark attach to her lesbian, possible but unlikely, virgin vagina to make her look like she’s naked, but instead makes her look like someone glued some weirdness on her twat….

But she’s naked on TV and that’s the real progress in what she does….the dick hating lesbian shit is just annoying.

Posted in:Jessica Clark|NSFW

2012

25

Jul

Dree Hemingway’s Nipple for Interview Magazine of the Day

Dree Hemingway is a product of nepotism, but then again so is pretty much anyone who is rich in America…if it isn’t who your grandfather or great grandfather is….and who everyone inter-married in the upper crust of society each generation in between, then it is who’s dick you sucked….and often times these rich society blue blooded American royalty are so broken that it is a solid mix of both….and I know rich girls getting naked for attention and money they don’t need….is rich girls only doing it for attention….trying to make herself relevant onee nipple flash at a time…and that in and of itself…make this otherwise barely attractive girl a model I don’t mind lookin’ at…there’s so much depth to her issues….but then again it is just a nipple…no big deal.

Posted in:Dree Hemingway|NSFW