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2012

25

Jul

Kristen Stewart is Cheating Trash who Fucks Her Director of the Day

These people are actors and thus you shouldn’t care about their lives. They are just pawns who get paid a lot of money from executives to play out storie that our pathetic lives can relate to….but people always carry it over to the person behind the character they like on TV or in the movie, and instead of relating to a broken down stripper than character plays, they start relating to the broken down actor who was probably molested by her father but more importantly probably sucked a lot of dick to get to the height of fame she is at, with her questionable looks and talent.

The reality is that there are billions of dollars at stake in every movie she does, the Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart relationship….contrived to make Twilight more believable…fake couples happen….it was up on some Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, pretty much every celebrity relationship level of authenticity and anyone who thinks otherwise is just drinking the fucking marketing Kool Aid….and is a depressiing fucking loser.

Even these picture are probably to sell tickets to Snow White, or whatever the movie they met on, and the truth is unless it is an actual sex tape, who fucking cares what is being put in her vagina, who fucking cares about scandals involving these people, real or fake…who cares about Kristen Stewart and her ugly fucking face….oh right….72 percent of AMerica.

What a fucking joke. This is probably more important and a bigger conversation today than any other subject…this is the story of the day…Kristen Steward cheated on Robert Pattison even though we have no idea what the dynamic of her relationship with Robert Pattison or this Director of one of her movies is….especially since they are all fucking actors trying to get people into the movies…. and caring about such nonsesne fucking depresses me. We are all fucking doomed….

Remember everyone….people fuck or at least try to….everyday….only to be rejected by all the hot ones and forced to marry an obese one so that I am never alone….and now have to pay for sex that gets me off….at least some people…

Update – She released this statement in typical damage control publicity stunting bullshit girl style

“I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry.”

And I laughed….cuz obviously there are so many people behind this lie….including Rob Pattison…

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2012

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I accidentally walk into a bar last night and Danny Masterson, also known as the poor man’s Ashton Kutcher, from that 70s show, who stopped acting to become some coke head hipster DJ, and the whole scene reminded me why I hate even the lowest level celebrity….because they act like fucking rockstars but more importantly, people treat them like rockstars…especially girls and now that I think of it, it may be annoying and even embarassing to watch, but it is probbably not that bad to live….even if you do it all homo like Danny Masterson….because the tits, cocaine and drinks are free are endless…..

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Kid Shreds On The Accordion – VIDEO
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Hottest Female Olympians Ever
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Okay, So Maybe He’s Not an Asshole: Christian Bale Visits The Victims Of The Aurora Shooting
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Jackass is Apparently a Bit Soft – VIDEO
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Sarah Palin’s Porn Double Will Be At The Republican National Convention
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Free Cam Shows Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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And She’s Getting Fisted (NSFW)
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Lessons in Greeting Card Pranking
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I’d Like to Be All Over Donna
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2012

25

Jul

Rhianna’s Hot One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

Despite how much I hate Rihanna, her music and everything she stands for…there’s something about Rihanna that I find pretty fucking hot….I think that something is that she is rumored to have started her career as a teen prostitute, work ethic and drive coupled with sexual dysfunction I can appreciate….not that I like teen prostitutes, it is just that I like adults who I meet who were teen prostitutes, especially when they are million dollar pop stars….

She’s got this shitty cunty attitude and she offends everyone that I know who have met her with her abrasiveness and ego…they all say she deserved to get beat by her man Chris Brown, but they it probably wasn’t him, but her just beating herself and blaming him for it, cuz she’s that kind of bitch….

But she produces some pretty sleazy pics, for no reason other than attention, and that makes it all ok….even when wearing a one piece, she makes it sleazy when she doesn’t even have to…and that is pretty fucking good.


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2012

25

Jul

AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup in Bikini of the Day

It amazes me that 90210 the Next Generation….one of the fucking worst ideas in TV history….you know bringing back shit from the 90s and re-making it into a pile of shit that has a cast that is equally shitty…who I assume barely get paid but who are just happy to be on TV cuz it allows them to feel important, cut lines at the clubs, in more ways than one, and the whole thing is only worth noticing when they have a beach scene, which should be every episode, cuz whether I think AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup are hot, relevant, talented, interesting or not, I’ll still check them out half naked…I’m just that kind of guy.


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Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Jessica Lowndes|Jessica Stroup

2012

24

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a feeling the internet is here to stay, it isn’t going anywhere, but I am….not very fast…and I don’t mean that in a see you at the top kind of way…but more in a see you at the bar puking on myself kinda way….preferably a bar with no wifi….but with very disgusting girls to so we can demoralize ourselves together…as trying to figure out what our lives have become…I’ll let you know how it goes…I’d take pics but I fucking suck at instagram….

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Sarah Palin Pornstar Will Be at the Republican National Convention
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Jesse Metcalfe’s Fiance is Worth Fucking Hard and Fast So You Don’t Ruin her Chances of Riding Him to the Top Like the Whore that She Is….
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Hottest Girls Gone Wild Girl Ever
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Red Neck Dubstep is Some Dumb Shit
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Mila Kunis Sluts Out for Elle
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30 Hottest Athletes from 30 Countries!
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Sherman Helmsley Has Passed Away – RIP George Jefferson Motherfucker…
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Airhorn Wake Up Prank – VIDEO
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10 Good Actors Who Died Too Young
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Miley Cyrus Works Her Hooker Costume
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Layla Lynn is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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How About Some Lesbian 3some Action? (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows, Check Them Out (NSFW)
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Dina Lohan is a Cougar Slut and I Love It
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20 Hottest Photos of Jessica Biel (Vol 2)
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Drunk Girls Get Slutty on the Train (NSFW)
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Will Ferrell’s 21 Funniest Sports Moments
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Chrissy Marie in the Kitchen (NSFW)
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Christina Milian Nip Slip and Butt Flash
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Feline Threesome, Wait, What?
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Playmate of the Year Jayne Nicole Cameltoe
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Katie Holmes in Some Magazine Spread
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Bar Refaeli Shows Off Sexy Bikini Bod — Under Water (PHOTOS)
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Alexis Bellino Just Because
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Tara Reid taken to the hospital for ‘food poisoning’ wink wink
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SOME NSFW)
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“The Muppets” Cut Ties With Chick-Fil-A Over Anti-Gay Stance While GOP Leaders Call For “Chick Fil-A Appreciation Day”
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This Slut Gets Down on All Fours (NSFW)
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Rocky and Logan Get Their Lesbian On (NSFW)
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Coco’s Pussy On Display! Hairy Snatch No-Panties Upskirt (NSFW)
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Beyonce is Rockin a Romper
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Ladies Who Attended The Fox All-Star Partys
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Hey There Sexy Web Cam Gal (NSFW)
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YouPorn Offers Fred Willard a Free Computer
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Kim Kardashian is a Hypocrite Whore
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Kim Kardashian is Fat
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Sweet Poolside Camel Toe Thanks To Big Brother
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Rita Ora Big Titties Do Complex
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Imogen Thomas Shows Off Some Crazy Tit
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Air Horn Wake Up Prank
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Kirstie Alley Sued for Being a Pig
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Selma Blair Totally See Through Dress
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Kid Shreds on Accordian
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Can you Believe This Ass Belongs To This Face?
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J.Lo’s Twink Goes into a Peepshow
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Will Ferrell’s 21 Funniest Sports Moments
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Boxer Gets Knocked Out and Keeps Fighting
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Madonna Does Anything to Get Noticed
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Brooke Burke – Hot Bikini Ass
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Paulina Porizkova in her Bikini
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Teresa Palmer in her Bikini
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Kate Walsh in Her Bikini
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Jessica Gomes Bikinis in Miami of the Day
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Nicole Trunfio Also Bikinis in Miami of the Day
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Teresa Palmer in her Bikini in Hawaii of the Day
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Holly Hagan Topless in Nuts
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Katia Ivanova Half Naked
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Rachel McAdams Cleavage on Set
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Selma Blair See Through Dress
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Sofia Vergara’s Hot Ass in Tight Pants
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Amateur Teen Kitten
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Random Porn Videos
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HOT YOUNG GIRLS USING WEBCAMS FOR TIPS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

24

Jul

Pixie Geldof Topless in Ibizia of the Day



I don’t hate the Geldof sisters as much as I used to…mainly because I just don’t care to hate anything…it takes too much work…

They are just harmless rich girls doing their thing and the UK media happens to love following them around….because the UK Media are passionate about their celebrities and their daughters….so passionate that they were paid to kill Princess Diana by the Royal Family……

I don’t find them hot…or deserving of any modeling campaigns they land just because their dad is Bob Geldoff and their mom killed herself in 2000 on her fucking birthday….

If anything I find it obnoxious and taking opportunity away from actual hot girls who need the money and exposure, cuz they don’t have a ridiculous trust fund to finance a ridiculous life like these Geldoff girls….

But I do appreciate any bitch topless on a beach in Europe, even if tits are just tits, and not worth celebrating, especially these fucking tits that need a bit of work, but even if tits are just tits, I still like em….


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2012

24

Jul

Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie cuz that’s what She Does of the Day

Sometimes I wonder how many Candice Swanepoel posts I can do in a year before the site turns into a Candicee Swanepoel fan site, because I hate to admit, I am a fan….but not for any real reason other than the fact that she gets half naked, she isn’t fat, and she’s got a good face….I mean that’s the extent of what I know about her…I’m not a weirdo who tries to get her at her core and really understand what brought her from AIDS ridden South Africa to America, but I will assume it was blood diamonds, or something even more horrible and corrupt….Victoria’s Secret….

That said, here are some pics of her in lingerie, cuz that’s her job, and a big reason why we like her, and the only reason we know she exists…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

24

Jul

Lauryn Eagle Boxer Body for Maxim of the Day

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Lauryn Eagle could kick your ass. She’s a pro boxer out of Australia….

She was also on Celebrity Apprentice Australia….which pretty much means she’s a useless bottom feeding cunt trying every angle to be famous, recognized or known, no matter how weak, humiliating and disgusting it might be, except she hasn’t done a sex tape yet, cuz she’s probably just celebrating this MAXIM win, it’s a big deal to girls who put weight on these kinds of things…cuz they think it takes them to the next level in exposure….but when it all blows over….she’ll turn to porn…cuz she’s a fighter and fighters never quit unless they are killed in the process…possibly with dick in leaked video hoping for real fame…but that kind of killing is more into killing her soul and her dignity and not actually herself…which is way hotter than eating a bunch of pills or putting guns in mouths and pulling the trigger…

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Posted in:Lauryn Eagle

2012

24

Jul

Ashley Greene Boring in Nylon of the Day

Ashley Greene is boring in Nylon….because she’s fucking boring…and anyone who thinks this boxy as fuck, useless, badly dressed cunt is anything but fucking boring, is just a victim of marketing, or someone who is way too into Twilight that your opinion doesn’t matter, cuz people way too into Twilight are trash….and so is Ashley Greene, and not just because she’s from Florida, but because she’s leaked nude pics, fucked her way into a big blockbuster, even though she has no talent, and from that blockbuster decided to stay in the media targeted at to the youth, so she fucked a Jonas Brother…..and I can assume whoever else she’s had inside her has been strategic and thus explains why she keeps getting booked….because it isn’t her looks or her skill….unless we’re talking about the looks she gives when sucking a producer dick with skill that comes from experience…cuz that’s the only thing that makes sense…..Whore.

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2012

24

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bikini…..which would probably be more exciting if she wasn’t a mom in her 30s who has peaked….sure she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model, but that doesn’t count for shit. They are a corrupt organization robbing the third world of their models and giving them the opportunity to have babies with billionaires they would otherwise never have met…..leading to the good life once all this model shit blows over…cuz there’s only a small window of opportunity….a window that is closing for this one but that doesn’t matter cuz she’s made it and can now crawl into her mansion and get fat…cuz she doesn’t need her looks anymore…but she hasn’t done that yet, cuz she still looks pretty good in a bikini, proving that all you fat moms are just a bunch of lazy cunts…


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio