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2012

17

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Naked For GQ Germany August 2012 of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely ignores me on Instagram, I assume it is cuz I am not a bald millionaire with muscles who can help her propel her career that is pretty much not that active in acting, but luckily that she can take back to modeling, and not just any modeling, nude, titties for Fashion modeling, cuz once a girl gets naked to launch her career, it is easy to get naked to try to maintain it or next level it and I am into that…

Here are her tits for GQ Germany….and they are lookin’ good.

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2012

17

Jul

Miley Cyrus Flashing Some Bra in Some Self Shots of the Day


Miley Cyrus was pulling some teenage girl for Facebook, all duck faced showing bra, the way a teenager is supposed to act now that we live in this fast paced world with the internet, when back when I was a teen showing even bra strap would be humiliating for a girl as she got her period on her light colored pants for the first time…but now…teens are sluts and Miley propels that behavior to the next level and even though she’s legal, she might as well be 16 in these pics and I have no choice but to love her tight little body for it, while I could easily go without her muppet lookin’ face….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

17

Jul

Rihanna in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day


Everyone in Barbados tells me that Rihanna was a teen prostitute who fucked tourists to get ahead and the only reason she is who she is, has to do with her fucking the right tourist back when she was 14….and I don’t know if it is truth or just bitterness cuz when she goes back to Barbados she treats the locals the way White people do, as staff…..and that offends them cuz she’s one of their own…but money and fame change people…but one thing stays the same…once a whore always a fucking whore…and here she is producing bikini pics….and soon she’ll be producing porn…she just has to burn through her money faster….

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

17

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Good Christian Implant for Twitter of the Day

LeAnn Rimes only makes me laugh because she represents the flaw in big record companies and pop culture….

They take a good country girl in theory who fits the fucking bill, who is one with God and can be marketed as such, Christian, Wholesome, good country values, and you pump her up, make her famous, make her millions, make her marry a fag, produce some Christmas Albums…nurture the lie…only for her to break free in some spoiled, rich, cunt behavior, homewrecking, getting implants, exuding a love for sex, all things that aren’t Christian…..discounting all she’s done and all she’s represented….while retaining all her fans because they love her and as good Christians they must stick by her…and the whole thing is a fucking joke….a joke with fake tits in a bikini for twitter…

Posted in:Leann Rimes

2012

17

Jul

Octomom’s Stripper Pics of the Day

Octomom pisses me off. Sure I am into single mothers who are forced to strip to support her kids, I just hate when they pretend they aren’t whores when they are doing it. You know she could have shot porn and made millions when Oprah was begging to interview her, but she thought being at the top would never end, but everything ends, especially when your claim to fame is having a clown circus of a vagina, because people lose interest and you have to pay bills, and I guess I should embrace that everything has come full circle, and she’s whoring out like she was destined to do, and get over my hatred for those few years she pretended she wasn’t a whores, cuz lets face it, old and scary and big vaginaed or not, bitch is getting naked for dollars….and I’d make it hail on this ho….with pennies…


Remember She’s Got a Sex Tape that I posted a preview of UNFORTUNATELY – and that you can watch by FOLLOWING THIS LINK

Posted in:Octomom

2012

17

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Hot for Twitter of the Day


So South African’s don’t appreciate my love for Candice Swanepoels hot fit body, especially when I express that love at the expense of South Africa….focusing on their AIDS rate….cuz I got this email:

Love your site but as a South African I have to ask you to stop disrespecting Candice. Every second post is about her which is fine but then we have to hear the same old shit again and again, HIV this HIV that, its getting old bro. Everyone knows you’re an obese American fuck chowing on his McD’s and masturbating on his keyboard, now that’s generalization for you. Go read a fucking encyclopedia before you open your fat lips again.

Now, I realize that there are rich people in South Africa, that it is a developed nation, with a strong Diamond and Coal industry. I know that South Africa is filled with hot women who are all capable of being the next Candice Swanepoel, I know there is rich tourism, that Richard Branson has his hand in it, that there are Jews running shit….But that’s not as fun as focusing on the High AIDS rate that I’d love to lick of Candice Swanepoel’s inner thigh while one of her slaves wipes the sweat off my brow before being chased by fucking lions into a tribal hut made of feces….where cannibals try to attack us and rape her…because that’s the South Africa in my head and I like it better than real South Africa….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

17

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I had phone sex. It was a humiliating experience but it had to be done. It is a lost art form, along with the video store….people are just oo tech savvy, fast paced, to appreciate jerking off to a fat chick you don’t have to see so you can imagine her being someone you’d want to jerk off to. I’d feel shame but I have no soul….so recommend all of you bring back phone sex…it’s the new skype sex for uglies.

Here are some links….

Let’s Start Things Off with a Fail Compilation, Since We Are All Failing at Life Anyways
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The Most Epic Faceplants in Sports
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Get Your Lunch Today From the Mashed Potato and Gravy Machine. Wait, What?
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How To: Use a Piranha as Scissors
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And Now Marilyn Manson Wants A Baby. Why Not?
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The 25 Best Batman Comics Of All Time
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Free Cam Shows May Not Make Your Entire Day Better, But It May Help It Along (NSFW)
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Cute 19 Year Old Has Some Fun (NSFW)
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Charlie Sheen is Headed on a Charity Bender
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I’d Like to Be All Over Nikki Sims
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I like when girls write my website name across their tits – it doesn’ matter if they are hot or not – just as long as they are doing it – you see cuz fan signs are like blowobs – when they are happening to you – it’s hard to hate them – even if your rational side of the brain is telling you to…they just feel so good….and while I go try to find one – here are the stepLINKS….

Michael Lohan & Kate Major Finally Made The Baby They Can Milk For Press They’ve Always Wanted
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And Here’s Some Shots of Octomom Stripping
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50 Prettiest Faces in Sports
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Daytime Fireworks
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Elle Fanning Hot Enough Photoshoot
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Aida Yespica Demonstrates How She Can Eat Your Ass
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Aubrey O’Day And Her Sloppy Tits Make Me Want To Jerk Off
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Jason Kidd’s Mug Shot
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10 Batman Villains We Wish We’d Seen In A Christopher Nolan Movie
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Maria Menounos’ Tight Bikini Body
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Sage Stallone Was Dead For A Week Before He Was Found
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I’d Like to Be All Over Briana Banks
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun (NSFW)
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George Zimmerman Molested Girl for 10 Years, Says Witness
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What’s Better Than Getting 1 Girl Naked in Public? (NSFW)
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Olympic Hottie World Tour: Hottest Athletes from 25 Countries
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Bra-less Miley Cyrus on a Skateboard
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How About Some Naked Cliff Jumping (NSFW)
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India’s FIRST Playboy Centerfold – Sherlyn Chopra (NSFW)
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Ashley Greene, Just Because
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Mila Junis is Looking Hot For Interview Magazine
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Audrey Nicole is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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30 Second Demolition – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Pure Comedy: Kid Caught Stealing Cries Trying To Convince Clerk Not To Tell His Dad! [Video]
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I Love a Slut With Tanlines (NSFW)
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Lesbian Garden Fun (NSFW)
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Bree Olson’s New Music Single Hate-Fucks Me In The Ear
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Rosie Huntington Whitley in Short Shorts
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Ladies Who Attended Comic-Con 2012
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4 Lesbians On a Web Cam (NSFW)
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Amanda Seyfried’s Got a Hot Ass in Spandex
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Kelly Brook Has Some Cold Hard Nipple And Here They Are
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Maria Menounos Sweet Bikini Ass Crack
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Funniest Knockout
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Most Epic Faceplants
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Janet Jackson Looks Skinny
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Parkour Jump Fail
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Jessica Alba Wet Bikini Nipples
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Fuck Her Fuck her FUCK HER!
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MMA 5 Second Knockout Punch
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From the stepFORUM!!
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Kelly Brook Rides Bikes
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Kirsten Dunst is a Bridesmaid
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Izabel Goulart Showing Some Serious Leg
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Lauren Conrad’s Bikini Pics
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Adrianne Curry Offends Me
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Random Porn VIdeos
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Dick in a Bag
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

16

Jul

Izabel Goulart Showing Some Serious Leg Skin of the Day

Izabel Goulart is a good Brazilian model….who doesn’t seem to mind showing off her body like some kind of exhibitionist because I guess since being fired from Victoria’s Secret…or possibly escaping their evil grip on her and her family that I assume the evil corporation has…she’s just been out partying and crying for attention hoping someone new comes along and hands her a meal ticket and like all models before her…It is safe to asssume it will be some billionaire who is down with ex models, who still get to walk the runway sometimes, and the only thing sad about all that is that I am not said model…

I put some photoshoot bikini pics up in the mix…cuz bikinis are better than one legged flashes….


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Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2012

16

Jul

Maria Menounos Bikini Pics of the Day

Maria Menounos was out in a bikini…which is some real amazing Maria Menounos news I am sure you are all dying to hear about because Maria Menounos is your most favorite low level celebrity who is co-host on a shitty fucking entertainment show with Mario Lopez, the motherfucker from Saved by the Bell, who has since made huge moves, like being on Dancing with the Stars, and now this shit that no one watches…

What I am trying to say is that I grasp the concept that we like seeing bitches in bikinis, whether on TV or just girls we know….and Maria Menounos uses that to her advantage, like she does with anal sex as a greek that she is, and I guess these are strategic moves I shouldn’t really hate on, but I do prefer WHEN HER BIKINI PICS INVOLVE MORE VAGINA FLASHES


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Posted in:Maria Menounos