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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day
Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2012

16

Jul

Jessica Alba’s in a Bikini of the Day

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I realize that the pic I posted isn’t of Jessica Alba in a bikini, but bitch is on a boat in a tube top, looking like a castaway on Survivor, crossed with some Mexican looking bitch, cuz she’s Mexican, on a fucking boat, rocking some thin shoulders, but during this trip….Jessica Alba was out in a bikini and I don’t have the rights to post the pics but I can link to them….and that is what I am going to do….and really it is probably better for me to keep 30 plus moms in bikinis off the site…cuz that’s the kind of shit, even when it is starring Jessica Alba, that shouldn’t fucking happen….there comees a time in every shredded thanks to pregnancy vagina that it needs to assume the role of middle aged mother…and that time has come for Alba…even if she’s hotter than most bitches, she’s still only a fragment of what she was….but I guess she’s still Jessica ALba…maybe I am just made cuz she blocked me on Facebook and Twitter for no reason….other than my hateful yet hilarious comments.


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2012

16

Jul

Tulisa Contostavlos Fat Ass Bikini of the Day

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Tulisa Contostavlos had a hilarious sex tape that you probably didn’t see because you don’t give a fuck about some fat nobody, but that I saw because celebrity sex tapes for attention is the whole reason this site exists….

My theory is that she was trying to put her fat ass on the map in America, where fat asses are embraced and appreciated because they are the norm, so much so tha her fat ass would probably be considered fit, even though anyone with eyes can tell she doesn’t believe in fitness….dumpy as shit….

The reality is that she sued her boyfriend for releasing it and won, even though the damage was done and I know how she sucks a black dick with passion, probably similar to the passion she has for a slice of Pizza, cuz black dick like dumpy white chicks….

For those who don’t know who she is but want to know, she’s some X-Factor judge, Cheryl Cole Replacement, Popstar who sucks from he UK who clearly likes to suck calories and not do squats…and she’s in a bikini…unfortunately….


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2012

16

Jul

Julianne Hough’s Twitter Bikini Pics of the Day

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Everytime I see Julianne Hough I see a failed stripper….sure, everytime I see any girl fully clothed, with a career or dreams and ambition, I see a failed stripper….but I especially see it when the girl is a professionally trained dancer….who managed to make it…even though everyone in her life…including herself…would make jokes all those years like “if it doesn’t work out, I’ll become a stripper”….but it did work out and instead of whoring out to multiple men for 10 dollars a song, she’s whoring out for Ryan Seacrest for movie fucking deals…and the whole thing makes absolutely no real sense…because professionally trained dancers are everywhere, and probably more talented and hotter than this…but I guess some of us win lotteries…and others just stay in the fucking housing projects drinking Sizzzzzurp…..collecting welfare checks and food stamps to feed our multiple kids with multiple different people….if you know what I mean…

Julianne Hough wore a bikini…I am not allowed to post the pics, but I can post pics she posted of her feet and link to the bikini pics and that is what I am gonna do ….


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2012

16

Jul

Melissa Stasiuk Titties for Fashion of the Day

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Melissa Stasiuk is from Argentina. She’s with NEXT Modeling agency. She is virtually an unknown…making movies with famous photographers to secure her place in the world and in doing that she needs to get naked for fashion or really naked for her career…like a common whore only far more socially acceptable…and here are her tits….not that they are anything to get excited for, because even if she makes it as a top model, she’ll be consistently topless, so I guess this is just a preview of what’s to come….that if you are creative you can probably come to.

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2012

16

Jul

Hailey Baldwin More Relevant Than Stephen Baldwin in her 16 Year Old Bikini of the Day

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For the most part celebrity kids are fucking annoying…except maybe Sage Stallone and Jet Travolta…you know cuz they are dead. What too soon?

They are all spoiled and damaged becasue their parents are damaged but they manage to land gigs because they are products of nepotism and end up making more money than you, and they don’t even need to make unless they are Hailey Baldwin and their dad is Stephen Baldwin…possibly still a millionaire….but pretty hurting across the board…

Pulled this from his wikipedia – you know since I don’t stay on top of Baldwin News….

Baldwin has a tattoo on his left shoulder of the initials “HM” for Hannah Montana. He got the tattoo after making a pact with Miley Cyrus that he would be allowed to cameo on the show if he had the initials tattooed on him. He revealed the tattoo to Cyrus at a book signing in Nashville, on November 10, 2008. He never appeared on the show. He has since said that he regrets getting the tattoo.

Stephen and his wife, Kennya, defaulted on paying $824,488.36 on their mortgage. Baldwin’s home in Upper Grandview, (Rockland County) New York was being auctioned at the County Court House steps on June 12, 2009 after Bankers Trust Co. foreclosed on the home. Gannett News also reported that: “Additionally, county filings show the Baldwins owe National City Bank money for a separate mortgage and may owe tens of thousands in unpaid state and federal taxes on the property.”

He filed for a Chapter 11 bankruptcy petition in New York, on July 21, 2009, according to a court document that says he is millions in debt. He claimed he owes more than $2.3 million and owns a New York property valued at only $1.1 million. His wife, Kennya Baldwin, also is named in the document.

In December 2010, Baldwin filed a $3.8 million lawsuit against actor Kevin Costner over oil-separating technology that was used to help solve the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. In June 2012, a jury found in favor of Costner and awarded Baldwin no damages.

Forcing poor Hailey to go out there at 16…all skinny and in a bikini…. to make a name for herself because her dad tried and didn’t pull it off…but he did enough to land a hot wife…cuz girls are all opportunists…luckily she is half brazilian and that’s really what matters here….


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2012

16

Jul

Kendall Jenner Skinny Teen Bikini of the Day

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In a previous post on Kim Kardashian, I wrote :

…she needs to stop taking up valuable space [with her fat, disgusting, old, played out, miserable whore ass] that young hot pussy would be better suited for….

I guess, Kendall Jenner is the answer to that….because you might as well monetize off the replacement ass, by being in the same family and under the same ownership….you have the same stage mom and you cansubtly introduce her as the replacement, so that people warm up to her slowly, get used to her and realize a 16-20 year old, all caucasian, fit with her Olympian father’s genes, still a whore thanks to her mother’s genes, ass is a great improvement to the fat, Kim Kardashian ass that grazed the path before her….

It is safe to say Kris Jenner masterminded this shit…..cuz it is fucking textbook…and for some reason I’m not nearly as offended by this one.


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2012

16

Jul

Kim Kardashian Fat Slob in Some Instagram Bikini Pics

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Kim Kardashian makes me laugh because she is at the point of media empire, you know in the multi million dollar, even hundred million dollar organization, that can afford her post production staff, to take some candid pics and run them through some filters, only to email them back to her to post on instagram like she’s not a hairy, thick, troll of a woman who needs to be shot out back like the one trick pony who lost his ability to do that one trick and who costs too much taking up valuable space in the fucking barn that is our world….what I’m saying is she’s good for nothing…and what got her to this point of fame is no more…and she needs to stop taking up valuable space that young hot pussy would be better suited for….

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2012

16

Jul

Aubrey O’Day One Step Closer to Sucking Dick on Camera of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is a ridiculous self promoter who I follow for no real reason. I don’t find her hot, if anything I find her disgusting, fat and piggish in desperate need of an eating disorder…..I don’t find her entertaining, if anything I find her boring, annoying, irritating….The only thing funny about her is that she has no shame and is willing to get half naked despite her obvious flaws…but that’s just cuz fat people in tight clothes are always entertaining, even if they are not pleasant to look at….so maybe I do it for the laughs….or maybe I’m just too lazy to not bother unfollowing her….because it sure as hell isn’t waiting to see her next move….even though her next move should be a porn career for press and exposure she seeks…instead of her porn quality music career that is just embarrassing and hard to stomach or listen to….

Here she is face close to dick…one step closer to sucking dick on camera…you know testing the waters before an inevitable career move that will flop like her belly over her pants every time she squeezes into her two sizes too small….


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2012

16

Jul

Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini is Still Hot of the Day

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Elle Macpherson is the first “supermodel”/bikini model I have a memory of jerking off to. It was 1989, she was new to the model scene from Australia, and I got my hands on the SI 25 year anniversary VHS, where they filmed her shoot, all hard nippled and possibly even sheer bikinied, with a rockin’ body in a two piece bathing suit unlike any girls i went to high school with, all dumpy in their one piece, all unwilling to suck my dick, all acne scarred and half retarded or inbred looking, while this piece of maginficent top grade luxurious pussy, provided hope….hope that more girls were like this and less like the small down hicks I was stuck with….and as far as I’m concerned, 23 years later, she’s still got what it takes to make me ejaculate on myself, not necessarily with her hot old lady ass that I would still let shit in my mouth but only because it is Elle Macpherson, but that I wouldn’t jerk off to because her catalog of work is still accessible thanks to the internet….so I’ll stick to her at her prime..


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2012

16

Jul

Arianny Celeste in Some Self Shot Fake Tit in Bikini Pics of the Day

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I have a real hard time celebrating fake tits.

I know people who love fake tits and can’t accept any tits other than fake tits….thinking that real tits just hang like shit, feel like shit and look like shit….while for the longest time I was totally against fake tits, until having a set of fake tits, and realizing that I wasn’t giving them the respect they deserved, opening me up to the idea of fake tits, but never to the idea of being impressed by fake tits, cuz really they cost 5,000 dollars, and anyone who saves up 5000 dollars can have a set, making the whole thing far less interesting because it’d be like someone showing off their 5,000 car….”shit is that a ’99 accord fully loaded, amazing”….only the damaged, daddy issue, insecure with herself version…that brings more joy than a ’99 accord even if it is fully loadd with low mileage….

I don’t know if I’m making my point here, but I know Arianny Celeste is fit with or without her fake tits, so I’ll post her self shot fake tit promo pics for the internet….

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