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2012

16

Jul

Madonna’s Miserable Boob Flash for Attention of the Day

I am on summer vacation, even though my life is a vacation, sure it is a poverty striken, third world country, trailer park version of a vacation, but unemployed, all the time in the world, and old weathered toothless prositutes, which was the theme of the weekend because she was willing to suck me off for 5 US Dollars…are more fun than posting pictures of Madonna, who has a lot in common with that toothless discount whore…..because both are willing to humiliate themselves with their little integrity and dignity in efforts to get a little attention or to make a little money….despite being too old and too tired and victims of having seen better days….but one has no fucking choice but to do it for the next fix…while Madonna has no excuse other than ego…She’s the worst and this titty flash trick to get noticed may work…but it is not as awesome as it would have been if she wasn’t 90 fucking years old.

Here’s her new video – where she’s doing the lady gaga – pantsless, shitty music, but in her 60s…..

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2012

16

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes weekends are better spent not having sex with toothless prostitutes…..good thing everyday is a weekend for me.

That’s all I have to say about that….

Hello Day. Here are some morning links.

Parkour Jump Fail – VIDEO
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The 50 Prettiest Faces in Sports
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It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s Supercutlets!
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Making a Song With Windows Error Messages – VIDEO
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Sylvester Stallone’s son Was Found Dead
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Gallery: The 25 Hottest Lawyers In Movies & Television
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Free Cam Shows (NSFW)
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Hottie Does Some Sexy Self DP (NSFW)
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3-Year-Old Boy Shoots Dad Dead … Discuss
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Ali Milan is Down on All Fours (NSFW)
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2012

13

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight will not be a success unless someone gets pregnant – unless that someone is me – because that would probably be the end of me, ruin me as a man, possibly affect the way I walk and not worth the trouble, even if it gets me on Oprah.

The objective is to seduce as many girls as possible with false promises, broken dreams, and magical mouth and fingers…

We’re all allowed to dream…


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Oh, Sweet, Adrianne Curry’s At Comic-Con. I Bet She Wore Something Hot- WHAT THE
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Lindsay Lohan X Lady Gaga X Lana Del Rey = TRINITY OF TERROR
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Mila Kunis at Comic Con in Video
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Most Epic Faceplants in Sport
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Catching a 75 MPH Dodgeball
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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The 10 Worst Movie Twists Ever
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Jessica Jane Clement Got All Dolled Up
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Super Hot MILF Stripping on Her Teen Lovers Parents Couch (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Surprise Shark Fishing! WTF? – VIDEO
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I’d Like to Be All Over Briana (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows. Make the Most of Your Weekend (NSFW)
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The 20 Stupidest Actual Gang Names in the FBI National Gang Threat Assessment
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Blondie and a Strap On (NSFW)
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The Worst Trash Talkers in Sports
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The Next Pile of Shit James Franco is Starring in is the Shittiest Pile of Shit EVER – VIDEO
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Getting Cosy and Sensual in the Sauna (NSFW)
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Jessica Barth Cleavage on the Red Carpet
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Jennifer Lopez Leaves American Idol To Pursue a Too Old for Pop Career
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The 100 Hottest Olympic Bitches
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Reporter Hit By a Car
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Bite That Nipple Girl (NSFW)
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Gemma Massey Upskirt + Upskirt + Upskirt (NSFW)
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Kristen Stewart is Smiling
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Celeb Mugshot Gallery of the Day
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Rihanna is Happy Everyone is Fighting Over Her
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Rose McGowen Short Shorts
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Anna Kendrick Disgusting in Photoshoot
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Coolest Sports Pics of 2012
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Funny Commercial of the Day
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Is This Auctioneer on Drugs? – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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The Epitome Of A Horrible Mother: Woman Admits To Gluing 2-Year-Old Daughter’s Hands To The Wall And Beating Her Into A Coma
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Jessica Jaymes and London Keyes Get It On (NSFW)
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Some Sexy Cos-Playing Geek Girls (NSFW)
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Busy Phillips is Dull But she’s Got Good Cleavage
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Out & About: Rachel Bilson, Mischa Barton, Kelly Brook, Imogen Thomas
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Pretty Dirty Twins Get It On (NSFW)
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571 Piccolo Petes Shot Off at Once
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The Worst Trash Talkers in Sports
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Lana Del Rey is Full Of Shit in Black and White
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Lorena Bueri and Sabrina Torres Nude in Sexy Magazine (LOL)
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Juliana Rodrigues Nude for H Extremo
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Mila Kunis Shitty at Comicon
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Michelle Williams Shitty at Comicon
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Shay Mitchell Old Spice Cleavage
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Miley Cyrus Shorts Gone Skateboarding
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Chanel Iman Booty
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Miranda Kerr Cleavage of the Day
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Marion Cotillard WSJ Shoot
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Nicole Neal Hot Lingerie Shoot
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Emily Blunt Ass in Tights
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Sofia Vergaa 40 Birthday
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Kristen Stewart Hot T-Shirt at Comicon of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in Tights of the Day
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Bikini Stop Shop Porn
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Random Friday the 13th Porn
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Free Naked Girls Are Better Thank Expensive Naked Girls….
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2012

13

Jul

Miranda Kerr Topless for Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day



Miranda Kerr was strategically topless in a Victoria’s Secret ad that they aren’t payine me to promote, even though they should, since that is the whole fucking concept of advertising, especially when you’re an evil billion dollar company, with some of the least creative marketing strategies, cuz you know you have us by the balls with the hot girls cast alone, making me angry on so many levels, even when staring at pretty hot model ass half naked…because I know I’m being seduced by the fucking devil…

Here’s the ad….

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2012

13

Jul

Kelly Brook Doughy As Fuck in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Brook is doughy as fuck. This is the number one problem with girls who have fat natural tits…the rest of them always end up fat too. That is why it is key to get them when they are 18 – 25, before the metabolism slows down, cuz the fat natural tits you’ll be fucking with, won’t likely be fat tits on a bitch who makes her money and strives for fame based strictly on those tits, cuz if she ladder climbing, she wouldn’t be with you, cuz you are a fucking loser nobody who can’t help her get ahead or even help her have an orgasm….

You see what I am getting at is that this doughy as fuck body in a bikini is that of a bitch who devoted her life to being famous from abortions, to skipping meals, to working out all day to book jobs to get ahead…every inch of her to her core dedicated to being hot enough to get work….where as the average busty bitch just wants to lock a man down, get knocked up, gain 50 lbs….

So take this as a warning, cuz even those who work hard at something give up – here’s the proof.


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2012

13

Jul

Rosie Jones Topless for a “Ketchup” Shoot of the Day

Rosie Jones is proof that if you have an average looking face and a hot body, with rockin’ tits, all your dreams can come true, because guys love great tits, and will ignore an average looking face in order to get to them, something most average girls don’t grasp as they work their shitty 9-5 jobs for minimum wage…all it takes is a little exploitation and you can be a Glamour Model too, and really it’s not all that explotitive, in fact you end up a millionaire, while keeping your shitty job, will if you’re lucky make you 6 figures after 20 years of service, if all pans out like it is supposed to, but you get 4 weeks vacation which is nice enough when not compared to a life that is a fucking vacation of these Glamour models, who are only different from you cuz they pose topless….

I have no idea when these pics are for or what they are for…but I now that information doesn’t matter cuz she’s topless…

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2012

13

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Handlers Post Another Promo Pic to Instagram of the Day

I always doubt the authenticity of celebrity social media accounts, because I assume they are too busy being celebrities, and more than capable of affording some idiot social media manager to run their bullshit, while they are too busy being celebrities, you know like a modern day fan club president, only unlike Selena, bitch lives in the end…..

But now I have no doubt in my mind that Candice Swanepoel’s “Angel Candice” twitter account, is in fact run out of the Victoria’s Secret head office, because she sold her South African HIV probably, Blood Diamond Apartheid, Nelson Mandela, soul to the lingerie company….in what was probably the smartest career move….

So they just use her as a vehicle to promote their shit, while she’s out being a celebrity model..

Here’s the most recent upload – cuz I like Candice Swanepoel.

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2012

13

Jul

Carmen Electra’s Staged Bikini Shoot of the Day

I don’t know if Carmen Electra is being entrepreneurial and launching some kind of bikini line, because this isn’t the THE FIRST TIME IN RECENT MONTHS that she has been in these weird staged bikini shoots at her house, like it was 1998.

I don’t know if it is part of her media kit she sends to clubs to book her to host parties like she wasn’ in her 40s and this was 1998….

I assume it is anything for attention cuz her self worth stems from people being interested in her it 1990s….even though it is not the 90s, but instead a 40 year old holding on as hard as she can….but I guess her tits are only 15 years old, so if you don’t look at the rest of her, it’s almost sex offending, I mean if only they weren’t buried under loose in elasticity, 40 year old skin…..


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2012

13

Jul

Aubrey O’Day Fat in Her Bikini of the Day

Aubrey O’Day, the shameless self-promoter, who has values and self-worth becasue she hasn’t released a sex tape yet, even though that is the obvious direction her career should take, considering she’s Aubrey O’Day, a nobody who already whores herself out to anyone willing to listen, especially if they are black….while her other option is to do dancing with the stars, but her cardio won’t allow her to be really competitive in that world….did not pos pictures of These Fat Ass Paparazzi Shot Bikini Pics Tha I am Not Allowed to Post Cuz the Paparazzi Hate Me , which was shocking considering that kind of bikini shit is what she lives for cuz all the “likes” give her reason to live and justify her extra large pizza dinner…..but shee did show some of her fat tit, coupled with implan tit, busting out of a shirt while playing with a dog…and that’s a good lead in to her dumpy as fuck ass in a bikini getting out of a pool…


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2012

13

Jul

Mila Kunis Sucks as the Face of Miss Dior of the Day

Mila Kunis was cast as the face of Miss Dior in their new campaign, and shit was as boring as you’d fucking expect a cash grab like this to be. You know when you are the mose overrated girl in Hollywood, who has fucked some of the worst men in Hollywood, at the top of her fucking career, she doesn’t even have to fucking try anymore….at least that’s what I assume is going on here cuz this campaign needs a little less face – a lot more body….ideally half naked….I can’t believe I fell into the marketing trap that was Mila Kunis, thanks to an awesome PR Team the last few years…..where I went along with the “she’s the hottest bitch around”…contributing to her not feeling inclined to get naked in movies or in fashion campaigns…because she doesn’t have to….and I’ve failed as an objective critic….and here is her shitty campaign that is more a campaign designed to make you hate her with me….

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