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2012

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m in Fourth of July withdrawal….Independence Day Lost…I feel like a virgin just raped…I need them to bring it back…I can’t live without it…and I’m not even American….so many bikinis….all over…

Here are some links while I go kill myslef…or get drunk and try to bang sluts…both I’ll probably fail at…

We Get It, Aubrey O’Day, You Put Your Butt Where It Doesn’t Belong
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Madonna Cries During Like a Virgin
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Anne Hathaway Slutty for GQ Spain
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Kristina Shannon Lesbian Love In Hollywood!
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Aubrey O’Day Makes Me Want To Jerk Off, Then Throw Up
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Ultimate Batting Practice
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Hottest Female Athletes in Each Sport
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The 10 Worst Movies Of 2012 (So Far)
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Who is This Micaela Schaefer and Why did She Lose Her God Damn Mind
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I’d Say Jessica Simpson’s Kid is Ugly But Then Again All Babies Are Ugly, So
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She’s Got a Perfect Little Ass (NSFW)
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Gotta Love a Super Sexy Cheerleader (NSFW)
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Hot Slut of the Day is a Vintage Video Hoe
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun (NSFW)
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This Brunette is a Squirter (NSFW)
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Hottest Female Athletes from Each Sport: 2012 Edition
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This Whole Snookie Being a Mom Soon Thing is Downright Terrifying
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Hitomi Tanaka in a Bikini (NSFW)
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Lindsey Vonn See Through at the French Open (NSFW)
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WTF Sex Fetish of the Day (NSFW)
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Michelle Heaton Pin Stripped Panty Upskirt (NSFW)
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Stacey Kiebler is Still Banging George Clooney
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Heidi Klum Flaunts Major Cleavage in Bikini’d Twitpic for Fourth of July
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I’d Like to Be All Over Shakira
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Check Out Krystal Lynn (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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You Are Not The Father! The Most Memorably Ratchet Moments From The Maury Povich Show
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She’s Got Her Tits Out (NSFW)
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Sandy and Deny Get It On (NSFW)
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The Smallest Cock in Porn – VIDEO (NSFW)
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Ahhhh Gotta Love Those Legs
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Random Dudes Try To Woo Candice Swanepoel in Miami
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Amazing College Teens (NSFW)
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Bruce Willis’ Daughter Tallulah Might Have Nude Photos
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Ahhhhh Emma Stone
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Mila Kunis Denies Dating Ashton
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How To Bang Chicks…
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These Perfect Tits Will Ruin Your Marriage…
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How to Dance Dubstep
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20 Best Nut Shots in Sports
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Melissa Satta has An Ass That’s made For Fucking, Dont You Agree?
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Jersey Show Signs STD Clause
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Epic Fails with Sparks
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Dora Meszaros and Kyra Black for Penthouse
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May Lindstrom Nudes for Treats!
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Mischa Barton Big Cleavage
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DJ Juicy M in XXL Ukraine
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Hilary Duff Big Mom Tits
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J.Lo Big Ass on TV
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Amy Childs Big Tits in a Bikini
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Amy Childs in a Different Bikini
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Micaela Schaefer is Ridiculous
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Micaela Schaefer is Still Ridiculous
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Ashley Greene in Cosmo
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Lauren Ramsey Topless in Some Show
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Alice Eve in Tatler
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Silvie Van der Vaart Bikini
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Sofia Vergara Women’s Health
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Imogen Thomas Huge Tits
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Foot Fetish Masturbation
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This Will Scare the Fuck Out of You
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Random Porn Videos
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My Sister Peeing
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Internet’s Got Hot SLUTS Willing to Get Naked
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2012

05

Jul

Kaley Cuoco See Through Boob Pic for Twitter of the Day

They say this is a see through pic of Kaley Cuoco’s boob, posted on twitter, I say that anyone following Kaley Cuoco on twitter, probably sees boobs in everyday things all the time, it is something that comes with virginity and not having ever touched a boob, that makes all things that are attainable worth fucking….from ripe fruit to cold cuts…wet towels to couch cushions….because I’m looking at these pics of the hot girl amongst nerds…who is never hot cuz hot girls are too busy hanging with guys on steroids with tribal tattoos….and I don’t see shit….put your virgin loser nerd who lives at home with your mom playing RPG and other socially awkward games like finding the proton..glasses…and let me know if you do.

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2012

05

Jul

J.Lo in a Bikini Getting Mounted by a K-Fed of the Day

You wanna know what this Casper the Friendly Gold Digger is thinking right about now….”Too bad she’s menopausal”…

True fucking story, cuz knocking up a bitch like J.Lo means being set for fucking life…and really the fact that she’s J.Lo makes her semi more interesting than the dudes he was banging before her, you know at dance practice…before deciding it was time to go straight, cuz being gay was a one way ticket to HIV…and J.Lo’s life was so glamorous and appealing….

I hate J.Lo, she is too old, trying too hard, but even I’d consider trying to knock her up for the private jets. I’m a user like that….I’d even pu up with her bullshit cuz it is better than thankless work…it’s just too bad she’s menopausal and can’t get knocked up….I’m with you Casper the friendly gold digger….but keep on trying…maybe it’ll stick…Lottery winning every day.


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Posted in:J.Lo

2012

05

Jul

DJ Juicy M in a Bikini for XXL Ukraine of the Day

The DJ game got ridiculous a few years ago….

I am not into the whole party scene, DJ scene purist down with the hip hop scene, but I do know that there was a time dudes had to buy records, make their own records, to get booked shows where on the high end they’d make 2,000 dollars maybe 5,000 if they were fucking hero DJ, which in and of itself is a retarded concept….

The MP3 dropped, destroyed vinyl, or actual investment in music…blogs told all these idiot posers what to play instead of instinct…technology and programs made DJing easy…then DJs became rockstars and made 50,000 dollars a show…and bitches like this decided to add DJing to their modeling…to give them an edge….and people responded….and the whole thing is so stupid…that I can’t help but love it…cuz party sluts playing music for party sluts is the premise of all my sexual fantasies…

Her name is DJ Juicy M and she’s probably a clown in the DJ booth playing pre-mixed sets and moving like she was Paris Hilton, but hot in a bikini….I’m into her playing the soundtrack of my life via my dick.

Posted in:DJ Juicy M|Photos

2012

05

Jul

Melissa Satta Hot Bikini Pics of the Day

Melissa Satta Bikini

Melissa Satta is a 26 year old Italian-Amrican model, TV presenter and actress, at least that is what she wrote in her bio, because I’ve never heard of the bitch…..and the reality is, you should see the number of girls I talk to her are “models” just because some low level photographer gives them 50 bucks to take nude pics of them…or because they were hired to give out samples at a music festival…or because they are signed to some shitty agency that doesn’t get them work but that gives them a stamp of approval even if they are the fourth fucking string….

The world is filled with hot girls and the real hot ones tend to be the ones who don’t call themselves models, tv presenters and actresses…..

The reality is that she left America for Italy to break into the scene, it is easier to do MTV Italy than doing MTV where she’d stand no chance, then she banged some footballers, or soccer players to Americans, got into the media, and now she matters….

That hustle can also be considered sleeping her way to relevance, or prostitution, only instead of 100 dollars an hour, she gets in the media….

And who really cares, because at least she’s taken the time to get some implants to make her irrelevance a little less irrelevant….

You see, cuz I like tits.


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Posted in:Melissa Satta

2012

05

Jul

Kristina Shannon Lesbian Kiss For Attention of the Day


Kristina Shannon and Ida Ljungqvist are pulling exactly the kind of stunts you would expect from girls of their caliber, you know the kind of bitches who rely heavily on being in Playboy and are trying to keep the jobs coming in…it was that or a SEX TAPE LIKE HER TWIN SISTER, BUT I GUESS THEY REALIZED THAT THAT HUSTLE FAILED HARD AND ONCE YOU GO PORN YOU CAN’T REALLY TAKE IT BACK ….but lesbianism, that shit is flexible and forgiving….I mean kinda like living out twin fantasies so well cuz that’s what their trailer park dad used to make them do….only that was already tapped out…so doing what so many college girls have drunkenly pulled this for male attention before them…is almost fucking textbook solution…especially for a low level Playboy twat 6 years after being in Playboy….and I am kinda into it…even if I like her BLACK LOVING TWIN SISTER BETTER


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Posted in:Kristina Shannon

2012

05

Jul

Candice Swanepoel and Her Boyfriend with their Bikinis Jacked Up their Asses of the Day

It would be so easy to mock Candice Swanepoel’s boyfriend for his choice in underwear bathing suits, but really I don’t think bathing suit choices affect your sexuality, and I think the fact his bangs Candice Swanepoel and has her locked down, makes him pretty confident as the leader of all men….straight isn’t even an issue…even if his dick was in the mouth of 4 dudes shooting a gay porn at a gay pride party high on GHB in these pics…he has more game than you….so faggy underwear bikini bottoms or not…the focal point of these pics are his girlfriend’s hot model ass being jacked up by her bikini….if you know what I mean…


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

05

Jul

Alyssa Campanella Miss USA 2011 Showing Nipple of the Day

Alyssa Campanella was Miss USA 2011, I’ve never heard of her because Pageants annoy me, even though I appreciate the comedy of the whole thing, you know the process a girl must go through to get into this world, what kind of girl looks into the mirror and says to herself “I am going to be Miss America”….but it happened to this chick….and since that glorious day, she has decided to post some pics of herself in some photoshoot, showing half a nipple, but more interestingly, her natural red hair, reminding me, and maybe even mocking me about the fact that I’ve never banged a redhead, but have always wanted to…I mean have always wanted to the last couple of years, when I had a chance back in High School I was scared of them….But I remember – dreams do come true sometimes….that brings me hope to carry on.

Posted in:Alyssa Campanella|NSFW

2012

05

Jul

The Jenner Sisters Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

So the Jenner sisters in all their hot, young, underage, not contaminated with Armenian DNA glory posted some pictures of their hot, young, underage bodies in bikinis, that have since been taken down….and that were unfortunately contaminated by a picture of the uterus, or mothership, source to the demons that are the Kardashians, but luckily they blurred out her vile mom stomach….cuz she’s bad enough as a human without showing off a mom of 10 drones designed to take over pop culture gunt…and as much as I hate all things Kardashian, at least 2 out of the 10 are good to look at…

So the Jenner sisters in all their hot, young, underage, not contaminated with Armenian DNA glory posted some pictures of their hot, young, underage bodies in bikinis, that have since been taken down….and that were unfortunately contaminated by a picture of the uterus, or mothership, their source and the source of the demons that are the Kardashians, but luckily they blurred out her vile mom stomach….cuz she’s bad enough as a human, if she is even a human, without showing off a mom of 10 pieces of shit designed to take over pop culture gunt…and as much as I hate all things Kardashian, at least 2 out of the 10 are good to look at…

The second set of pics are from a photoshoot for their bikini line, cuz they are the last hope for the Kardashians to hang on to what they got….

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner

2012

05

Jul

Maryna Linchuk in a Bikini for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Victoria’s Secret may have some of the most boring shoots around….and I say that well aware of the fact that the girls in the shoots are half naked….but they do manage to find and recruit and lock in some of the best looking women around…like some sort of secret society of hot pussy, in an international hot pussy trading ring, I guess called modeling..

This one is Maryna Linchuk she’s Belarusian….

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk