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2012

25

Jun

Rihanna’s Shitty Nipple Ring of the Day


This is a clown see through bro.

You see it’s not even a see through, it is just Rihanna and all her small titty hustle, rocking no bra, cuz of her small titties, allowing the camera flashes to bounce of her metal nipple ring, providing us with something you can’t even jerk off to, not that you can jerk off to Rihanna, but I don’t see what you wouldn’t be able to, she’s a fit enough black girl grinding up and slutting out as much as she can cuz it is all part of her marketing a persona…..a fact that you would assume would make this see through have more penetration in it…but I take what I can get.


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2012

25

Jun

Whitney Port Shitty Fucking Body in a Bikini of the Day

I know that no one gives a fuck about Whitney Port….and that there is no reason to post her bikini pics…because she was just some rich kid who managed to get on some bullshit show that was luckily canceled a long time ago, something that should have made all the girls who were on the show fade into their collective obscurity cuz they are trash and don’t matter…but for some reasonn on slow days…still have the paparazzi willing to snap off some pics cuz they can make a couple of dollars cuz someone may run a “where are the worthless cunts now” story…..but I am doing it because I don’t care how irrelevant she is or how she doesn’t matter….I care that she’s a skinny bitch who looks fat and sloppy while maintaining being skinny and that’s disgusting….we used to call this bitches SLIM FATS….and encourage them to hit the fucking gym and do some squats….cuz seeing skin hang over a bikini…is almost as gross at size 2 as it is at size 22….Sort it out, it’s not like bitch’s schedule is too intense to make somee time for the gym….


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2012

25

Jun

Jessica Simpson’s Huge Mom Tits for Twitter of the Day

When the pic is cropped proper…it is almost as if she doesn’t have 50-100 lbs of excess fat under those stupid tits…it is almost like her stupid tits are some golden, nourishing, lovely playground built on fantasies that I want to climb up to and get lost inside….you know with so much tit to fill my hands and mouth and possibly even suffocate on….like this was Charlie in the Chocolate Factory and I was the fat kid next to a river of chocolate….heaven….except you know when you zoom out…you’re dealing with a walmar body…belly out, ready for diabetes, heart disease and motorized scooters to takee her down the adult diaper aisles….I’ve seen her kind before….but those tits…on their own…are fucking awesome….and huge….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2012

25

Jun

Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover of the Day

My friends over at Playboy took a risky strategy that I can only blame on Heff’s dying, strokes, totaly disconnect from what people actually want to see, that comes in the form of Jenny McCarthy showing off her naked body in Playboy like it was 1999 and she was just starting up her career, instead of it being 2012, when her career has pretty much hit a brick wall…..and I guess the only hope is that her implants are only 16 years old, so we can stare at those like sex offenders, when her AUSTISTIC child making rest of her get ignored….

I don’t care how fit bitch is, there comes an age when you put your clothes back on and never take them off, where publicity stunts come in the form of attempted suicide and drunk driving…not showing off bush she’s already been quoted as saying she grew out to cover up her old mangled lips…

Either way, disaster…but I’ll post the rest of the pics when they drop….cuz I like disasters in the form of the woman form.

Posted in:Jenny McCarthy

2012

25

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The weekend stepLINKS never published, so I’m gonna re-post them here. I have this thing where I don’t move on weekends at all. I don’t turn on the computer. I don’t leave my couch. I blame chronic fatigue syndrome, but it could just be boredom, depression, being uninspired, diabetes, getting older, my fat wife stealing my soul…..but I’ll step it up eventually…cuz I skipped 2 really hot pool parties that I wasn’t invited to….and that shit woulda probably been more fun than staring at the wall……on a long weekend – national holiday for french trash….

Here’s some links….better late than never….

Monday Starts Off With a Pair of Star Crossed Lovers – VIDEO
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20 Hottest Champions in Sports
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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WTF Photo of the Day is a Cake…Of the Day
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Cats in Water – a Compilation – VIDEO
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Jessica Simpson Cleavage
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Stolen Sex Tape Sexiness
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Penelope Cruz Gallery
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Here’s Friday’s stepLINKS – There is Gold in Here….

Miley Cyrus Short Shorts
GO

Karen Klein is Laughing All the Way to the Bank – MUST READ
GO

Animal Almost Died Twice
GO

25 Women You Didn’ Know Were WAGS
GO

Katy Perry Launches a Record Label – She Should Stick to Showing Her Tits
GO

6 Year Old Yoyo Master
GO

The 25 Best Horror Movies Streaming On Netflix Right Now
GO

Mila Kunis Brings the Sexy
GO

Adele is a Miracle Healer or Something
GO

This Slut is Stripping in a Mall
GO

Can’t Go Wrong With Nude Beach Babes
GO

Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
GO

Blonde Hottie Gets Herself Off
GO

In Dumbass Lawsuit News
GO

The 15 Most Painful Fighting Fails Ever
GO

Ashley Robbins is Stripping By the Lake
GO

Anna Torv Bikini Hotnss
GO

Let’s Hear it For Big Beautiful Tits
GO

Kelly Brooke Tight Work Out Body
GO

Amber Rose is Whoring It Up Again
GO

Anderson Cooper is My Fave Gay in the Whole World!!! I’m Not Even Kidding
GO

Been Awhile Since We Saw Shakira
GO

Tara Reid Has Seen Better Days
GO

Meet Keira Winters
GO

Mobility Scooter Takes the Stairs WTF – VIDEO
GO

Just a Typical Breakfast With Dennis Rodman
GO

This Slut is Giving Us the Money Shot
GO

Bella Reese, Charity Bangsa and Courtney Cummz Get It On
GO

Vacation Sex: Fucking In Your Friend’s Bed When They’re Away
GO

Summetime Means Short Shorts
GO

Emma Stone is Looking Cute
GO

More of Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor
GO

Kirsten Dunst is a Farmer’s Daughter Sexual Fantasy
GO

The Most Beautiful Women of Wimbeldon
GO

Alec Baldwin Says Paparazzi Ruined His Life
GO

Mila KUnis is Angry and Hot
GO

Goyte Guitar Solo
GO

I’m Still Watching Octomom on a Sybian
GO

Teachers Pranking Students
GO

Taylor Momseen Lesbian and Half Naked in FHM
GO

I want to fuck this bathing suit off Miranda Kerr
GO

Amazing Gear For Your Summer NEEDS
GO

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From the stepFORUM!!
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Vanessa Minnillo Pregnant with Hard Nips in Tight Clothes
GO

Kelly Brook Hard Nipple Run
GO

Carissa Rosario Bikini
GO

Kylie Minogue in a Slutty Dress
GO

Katie Price Ridiculous on a Horse
GO

Lindsay Lohan Hot Body in Tight Clothes on Set
GO

Michelle Keegan Hot Tits
GO

Anna Chlumsky Boring Cleavage
GO

Ashley Tisdale Legs
GO

Lauren Vandervoot is Hot as Fuck
GO

Carmen ELectra’s Got Tits
GO

Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini Photoshoot
GO

Renee Olstead Boring Photoshoot
GO

Miley Cyrus Short Shorts are Genius
GO

See Anna Torv in Her Bikini
GO

See Katherine Jenkins in a Bikini
GO

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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Bath Salts = Great Sex
GO

FUCK BUDDIES
GO

Random Porn Videos of the Day
GO

There is one reason I like the Internet…..Pussy….Willing To Be Watched
GO

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

25

Jun

Lauren Prepon’s Tits of the Day

There comes a time in every woman’s career that if she is ignored long enough, or if her sitcom partner in crime’s career surpasses her career hard enough, that she will bust out her secret weapon that’s not all that secret, to make some noise.

Unfortunately, this kind of thing only happens a few times in a lifetime, cuz I mean when else can you remember a sitcom girl pulling out her tits you’ve always wanted to see, cuz Mila Kunis is all famous and Lauren Prepon wants her chance….but who cares, let’s just be happy it happened today…

The movie is called ‘Lay The Favorite’ and I already like it….but that’s cuz I’ve always wanted to see these tits…even if she is a bit of a monster mash….and she’s about 10 years late on getting this done….

Posted in:Lauren Prepon|NSFW

2012

22

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a long weekend here. It is the French Canadian national holiday where they collectively shit on the english man even though he is the reason they have Welfare to pay for their hot dogs while sitting on the balconies of their shitty apartments all day…..

That means lots of sluts who like anal on the first date will be rockin bikinis, drunk and in the mood to get angrily fucked or to angrily fuck the english man they hate so much for ruining their french Canadian dream….

I’ll have to leave the house and instagram the fireworks this causes in my pants….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Miley Cyrus Short Shorts
GO

Karen Klein is Laughing All the Way to the Bank – MUST READ
GO

Animal Almost Died Twice
GO

25 Women You Didn’ Know Were WAGS
GO

Katy Perry Launches a Record Label – She Should Stick to Showing Her Tits
GO

6 Year Old Yoyo Master
GO

The 25 Best Horror Movies Streaming On Netflix Right Now
GO

Mila Kunis Brings the Sexy
GO

Adele is a Miracle Healer or Something
GO

This Slut is Stripping in a Mall
GO

Can’t Go Wrong With Nude Beach Babes
GO

Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
GO

Blonde Hottie Gets Herself Off
GO

In Dumbass Lawsuit News
GO

The 15 Most Painful Fighting Fails Ever
GO

Ashley Robbins is Stripping By the Lake
GO

Anna Torv Bikini Hotnss
GO

Let’s Hear it For Big Beautiful Tits
GO

Kelly Brooke Tight Work Out Body
GO

Amber Rose is Whoring It Up Again
GO

Anderson Cooper is My Fave Gay in the Whole World!!! I’m Not Even Kidding
GO

Been Awhile Since We Saw Shakira
GO

Tara Reid Has Seen Better Days
GO

Meet Keira Winters
GO

Mobility Scooter Takes the Stairs WTF – VIDEO
GO

Just a Typical Breakfast With Dennis Rodman
GO

This Slut is Giving Us the Money Shot
GO

Bella Reese, Charity Bangsa and Courtney Cummz Get It On
GO

Vacation Sex: Fucking In Your Friend’s Bed When They’re Away
GO

Summetime Means Short Shorts
GO

Emma Stone is Looking Cute
GO

More of Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor
GO

Kirsten Dunst is a Farmer’s Daughter Sexual Fantasy
GO

The Most Beautiful Women of Wimbeldon
GO

Alec Baldwin Says Paparazzi Ruined His Life
GO

Mila KUnis is Angry and Hot
GO

Goyte Guitar Solo
GO

I’m Still Watching Octomom on a Sybian
GO

Teachers Pranking Students
GO

Taylor Momseen Lesbian and Half Naked in FHM
GO

I want to fuck this bathing suit off Miranda Kerr
GO

Amazing Gear For Your Summer NEEDS
GO

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From the stepFORUM!!
=================

Vanessa Minnillo Pregnant with Hard Nips in Tight Clothes
GO

Kelly Brook Hard Nipple Run
GO

Carissa Rosario Bikini
GO

Kylie Minogue in a Slutty Dress
GO

Katie Price Ridiculous on a Horse
GO

Lindsay Lohan Hot Body in Tight Clothes on Set
GO

Michelle Keegan Hot Tits
GO

Anna Chlumsky Boring Cleavage
GO

Ashley Tisdale Legs
GO

Lauren Vandervoot is Hot as Fuck
GO

Carmen ELectra’s Got Tits
GO

Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini Photoshoot
GO

Renee Olstead Boring Photoshoot
GO

Miley Cyrus Short Shorts are Genius
GO

See Anna Torv in Her Bikini
GO

See Katherine Jenkins in a Bikini
GO

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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

Bath Salts = Great Sex
GO

FUCK BUDDIES
GO

Random Porn Videos of the Day
GO

There is one reason I like the Internet…..Pussy….Willing To Be Watched
GO

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

22

Jun

Kate Upton Hot Big Tits in Vogue Spain of the Day

Despite hating fat chicks who aren’t fat yet….as well as hating Kate Upton for being overrated….. HER BIG TITS IN A SEE THROUGH SHIRT FOR GQ were a fucking Game Changer for her…

That pretty much put her in a whole new realm of worth looking at, because before that shoot, those nipples were on lockdown and for a bitch who depends on her tits in a huge way, while other bitches less hyped then her are showing off their tits….even though her tits are the only thing of value she has and has had no problem exploiting in a safe for work way….maximizing them and taking them to the next level deserves some credit…..

Here she is in Vogue Spain July 2012…..not as good as GQ….but good enough for me to not hate……despite hating everything about this bitch…except maybe her tits…cuz tits are inspiring….no matter what cunt they are attached to…..

Posted in:Kate Upton

2012

22

Jun

Georgia Salpa’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Georgia Salpa is a fucking nobody…but apparently being a fucking nobody is all it takes to get on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK….because before they decided to tag her as a celebrity…no one ever heard of her….

She’s of Greek decent, which means ANAL, but there’s really nothing exciting or taboo about anal anymore, because every fucking bitch, usually under 25, is into it…it is just the way the fucking world works and the few girls who are against anal, just haven’t been motivated to get into anal….

She’s also the 5th in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women pole, probably didn’t make first cuz she’s got a horse head and didn’t fuck enough of the public who voted…..but those top 100 lists are horseshit anyway….strictly based on the girls the magazine shot, publicity stuntin’…and means nothing….except maybe to give her WIKIPEDIA page some sort of substance or accomplishment…..

She’s 27 and trying hard to get out there before 30, and I give her credit for that, cuz so many hot bitches aren’t exploiting themselves for the dream, but instead working as secretaries and shit…and that is a huge waste of fake tits….

Here is some shit she posted to twitter….pretty uneventful, but I’ll post it anyway…

Posted in:Georgia Salpa

2012

22

Jun

Coco in an Offensive Fat Ass Staged Bikini Shoot of the Day

Coco is disgusting. I don’t know what or who got in her head and told her to pose half naked as often as possible after she left her life as a stripper for a man who could support her and make all her dreams come true….in a way that you would think would inspire her to not get half naked ever again cuz she doesn’t need to pay for baby formula like a common hooker anymore….she’s set….but I guess something happened in her youth…daddy issues…or some shit…where she needs to put herself out there as hard as she can…..cuz male attention is the only currency she knows….who fucking cares…cuz Coco, clothed or not…is disgusting.


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