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2004

02

Dec

I am – Hot Dead Celebrity Of The Week

New Feature – I gotta stop these new features – I will never be able to keep them up..

Today…

Jessica Tandy


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2004

02

Dec

I am – Turkey Eatin'

Thanksgiving is over…
But looks like Thanksgiving is an everyday event
For this slob…
I am sure her genitals don’t smell..
I am sure her greasy body would be nice to ride…
I am – Fat Chick Eating Turkey

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Turkey Eatin’

Thanksgiving is over…
But looks like Thanksgiving is an everyday event
For this slob…
I am sure her genitals don’t smell..
I am sure her greasy body would be nice to ride…
I am – Fat Chick Eating Turkey

Here

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Tittyslap

Philadelphia’s dirtiest have spawned the most shocking and offensive erotic sport ever to be filmed! TittySlap: The Ultimate Bitch Fight pits six sexy, angry, and dangerous women against each other in a savage and sexy open-hand slap fight.. all completely topless!

Get Tittyslapped

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Porno Karaoke

What WILL they think of next? I mean, isn’t karaoke bad enough already? Listening to some drunk, nasal-voiced, weenie screech through the latest Celine Dion song isn’t my idea of a good time. Our german friends have come up with an alternative. You guessed it! Porno Karaoke…I mean, Pornoake! Instead of standing in for Whitney Houston or Frank Sinatra, contestants belt out the soundtracks of adult movie stars.

Porno Karaoke has Hit North America

Click here to organize Pornoake Night in your town

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2004

02

Dec

I am – VH1

I am – The Lowest Quality Event in HollywoodThe VH-1 award show attracted a whole lotta class…this is topquality entertainment.

1- Flava Flav and Some Man in a Dress

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2- Flave Making out with the Man in a Dress

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Update: He did it on stage also, I didn’t watch the show so I had noidea, I had better things to do, like learning how to crotchet vaginas.

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3- Paris Hilton Wearing a Stained Dress, Stains provided by Alexander the Great, or the drug addicted homosexualy who plays him… I saw the movie where he kisses a man…and give hand…

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4 – Anna Nicole Smith Standing with the help of someone…cuz TrimSpa gets you high!

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5 – Tank Girl Scaring the Fuck out of me….watch out, since never having another acting gig, she has taken up witchcraft

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Useless Celebrity of the Day

Like OMG! Duff By Stuff is better that Snuff by Mr Rough, or Muff byJenny CreamPuff…

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Jesus Martinez NOT Jesus Christ

Do I fucking claim to be Jesus Christ, I am not trying to fool anyone here. We all know I am not the messiah, I don’t claim that I am the actual Jesus, I am just a Jesus, mexican and proud. I didn’t write the bible…and…just because the picture I use is a toy Jesus, doesn’t mean anything.
Jesus Christ!
That Being Said:

Friendster Message of the Day:
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From: Erin
Subject: i don’t love you
Message: hmmm, a lot of what you say is truly a giant contradiction of what you say in the bible. i don’t think i can be yourfriendster

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2004

02

Dec

I am – Google Images Poor People

Todays word Poor People

Poor People Naked

Poor People Art

Poor People Swinging

Poor People Bread

Poor People Carney

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2004

02

Dec

I am – A dating site

You like ass? You like Big Ass? Then you will like Badonkadate.com – it is an online dating site for ass lovers big and small.

Check it out here:
Badonka

If you are too lazy to do a search:
Here

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