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2011

07

Oct

Ashley Greene’s Hard Body in a Bikini for Some Magazine of the Day

So Ashley Greene, the workout obessessed lie of a person who pretended be be a Christian when dating the Jonas brothers because it made for a good marketing campaign, it tied into their whole abstinence thing, but more importantly it secured her twilight ageed fanbase, decided to be real Christian and get half naked in a magazine, and I’m glad she doesn’t give a fuck about her faith, cuz this body is tight.

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2011

07

Oct

Rihanna’s Armani Striptease Video and a Shitty Bra Flash of the Day

Rihanna, the alleged teen prostitute from Barbados, who managed to leverage that into fame and fortune, who has finally decided she doesn’t like being a role model anymore, even though that paid all her fucking expenses and made her all this money….so she is tapping into her slutty roots, by testing the waters she’s already swam in, but it was another life ago, so now she’s taking it slow since she’s already on display everywhere…..and her self worth has always been evaluated by her naked or half nakedness…leading me to hope the slut actually blossoms into a slut and the sex tapes get released and until then, we’re just stuck with these bra flash pics and some shitty striptease videos for designer clothes and pretty much fucking on stage in her underwear every single concert…and since I’m easy to pleae, and I like seeing sluts find themself, this is good enough….if anything Rihanna is at her hottest now…

Here’s her Armani Short Striptease video……..

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2011

07

Oct

Shakira Shows Crossed Leg of the Day

Shakira Shakira reminds of a bitch who can shake her ass on youtube as she exploits her south american roots to make American trash feel cultured and open to new worlds…as long as those worlds involve serious ass gyrating…which is really all I care about when it comes to other cultures…fuck the food, music, it’s all about the women…and I blame National Geographic for that cuz in the 80s, those tribal pics were all I was able to jerk off to….

Here are some pics of her legs, crossed and ready to be uncrossed, but the paparazzi didn’t get the basic instint shot…what a waste.

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2011

07

Oct

Rachel Bilson’s Skinny Legs, Ankle Erotica of the Day

Rachel Bilson is some boring shit….But for some reason I like to celebrate her wasted celebrity because instead of taking advantage of her peak, she moved to a farm in Canada to be with her Star Wars cast memeber, only to come back years later, where the only erotica she gives us is some ankle, like we’re in a fucking muslim country, or the 1900s Amish community, and that kind of shit doesn’t do it for me, but I know somewhere out there, someone can’t get enough ankle, that’s his shit, so this is for him….while it is part of my campaign for her to step it the fuck up.

Here is a promo pic of her new show Hart of Dixie with her 5 foot 2 legs looking long and thin…

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2011

07

Oct

Katarzyna Lenart is Stripping for Politics of the Day

Katarzyna Lenart is a 23-year-old Polish student who wants to get in politics and she’s doing it the good old fashioned way….by stripping on Youtube.

I don’t speak Polish and I don’t really care to figure out much more to this story, because I don’t follow politics here, and forgot Poland was even a country inhabited by humans….I thought it was turned into a sanctuary for retired circus bears…you know the kind that balance on beach balls….

But I do respect, appreciate and encourage her tactics, cuz strippers always come out on top…I mean unless they go home with a serial killer…in which case they end up cut up on a pig farm or some shit…but you get what I’m saying…easiest publicity stunt in the fucking world….

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2011

07

Oct

Beyonce’s Baby Bumb Panty Erotica in the Countless Video of the Day

Beyonce tried to sex up or maybe play up her pregnant ass….in her new video for a song called Countdown, cuz that’s just the kind of kind she is, you know so in love with herself that the idea of having a kid of her own, is just too much for the bitch to deal with and grasp because she thinks it’s such a glorious thing for the world to have her spawn, so she celebrates the shit by showing off her panties, her bra, her tight outfits with some slutty dance for guys who like prenant bitches to jerk off to, and the nice thing is that her pregnancy is a great excuse gor her fatness….finally she can put that Popeyes stigma to rest….Racist.


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2011

07

Oct

Ali Larter Mom Nipples in Tennis Gear of the Day

Skinny, flat chested, currently milk filled and post prengnant, Ali Larter, everyone’s favorite whipped cream bikini from that shitty movie she was in that is her claim to fame, I mean other than that Heroes shit designed for the virgin losers, where she rode of Hayden Panettiere’s midget thickness who drew in the perverts and giving her the chance to win them over…

She’s playing tennis, picking her ass, pulling out wedgies and hard swollen “been feeding the baby” nippled…..and I like it…mainly cuz tennis is the only sport I watch and can get off to…and all this mom tit shit’s become hot to me the older I get and the fatter and more disgusting my wife gets…I call it accepting reality that bitches aren’t 17 forever….

here are the pics.


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2011

07

Oct

Late 80s Early 90s California Girls Bikini Contest of the Day

There’s no point to post the newest content in boring celebrity shit that’s pretty fucking uninteresting when videos like this California Girls Bikini exist…..I’m assuming this is early 90s, late 80s….cuz this is straight out of a shitty movie….

Christi:

Dana Loury:

Denise:

Bridget Thompson:

Christy:

Pam Brown…

Tiffany

Tiffany Ann

Jeannie

Bianca

Pamela

Brandy

Michelle

Posted in:Bikini Contest

2011

07

Oct

Top Clit Piercing Fetish Videos on Youtube of the Day

I have this useless concept post where I dig through youtube for themed erotica that doubles as porn but that isn’t porn, because I see so much half naked jailbait on youtube, with millions of views, that account for a huge amount of their traffic, and that people are using it to jerk off, and I find that funny, since it is swept under the rug….

So Here’s some clit piercing fetish videos at least one person has masturbated to – even if there’s no actual clit in them…it’s some big picture, high concept erotica that you’d like if you’re like me and you spend hourse standing next to gutter flea market piercing stands waiting for gutter trashy bitches and strippers to come decorate they half dead, grey, flacid skinned vaginas….with jewels…and these videos give a taste of that…

Clit Piercing – ALways the Fat Chicks….

Another Hood Piecing

Sophia’s Clit Done Got Pierced

Jackie’s So hood

Girl Gets Pierced With an Audience….

Fattty Gets Hood While Grabbign Her Fat Tittts

Some Girl Gets Pierced….

Another Piercing…

Some Other Piercing…

Some Girl Who Looks Young For Clit Hoods…

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2011

07

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

I may hate celebrities – but I fucking love the news….see cuz the news is just as scandalous and hilarious….but with real people…not crying for attention cunts who get paid too much….that’s why the stepNEWS is my most favorite post of all.

Parking Lot Sex Scandal Rocks Michigan Town

Flasher Arrested in West Hartford, CT
A man was arrested in West Hartford was arrested for running around with his pants down and a face full of silver paint because he claims he was huffing the spray paint.

Here’s the rest of the news….

Prosecutors: Baby For Sale To Fund Vacation For Delaware Mom
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Man denied cable TV, stabs caregiver
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Beating of store clerk caught on video
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Teacher-student sex video under review in Florida
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