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2024

22

Apr

Isa Buscemi is the Instagram Of The Day

You can tell by this chick’s face that she’s clearly Steve Buscemi’s face, so she’s probably his daughter.

I’m sure that’s probably one of the bigger insults you can say to a woman who’s last name is Buscemi.

You can use it in the event you meet a chick named Buscemi as a negative hit that will offend her without knowing if you were being offensive to her, since Steve Buscemi’s face is terrifying, but it hasn’t really got in the way of his success, if anything it’s contributed to it…plus everyone likes being compared to famous people, even the ugly ones because fame is status and the top of our cast system.

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2024

22

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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The medical workers of the internet who get naked in scrubs because it’s apparently a fetish, makes me wonder about the medical industry, because it is seemingly a serious industry, until seeing that all the medical workers just get fucking naked all day on the job.

I realize that nudity isn’t a bad thing, but that when it comes to me dealing with a medical facility, I’d probably be more inclined to wanting a nurse who doesn’t spend her shift taking butt hole pics, at least for someone else, because when it comes to my health or lack of health the only hope I have is being treated by slutty internet butthole showing nurses…..

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2024

22

Apr

Sydney Sweeney’s Offensive Pirate Cultural Appropriation of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney and her ROCKING TITS can’t help themselves from being a fetish, so it’s only natural that she’d dress up in her spare time as a SLUTTY pirate for no real reason, other than to continue being a fetish….

What Sydney Sweeney doesn’t realize is that dressing up as a pirate is pretty offensive to a lot of Somalis out there, but also to all the ethnicities of the Caribbean who were negatively impacted by piracy in the 1700s…

You know, Pirates obviously participated in the slave trade and were racist and that’s OBVIOUSLY what Sydney Sweeney in Key West is all dressed up to celebrate.

CANCEL PIRATES FOR DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION, TEAR DOWN ALL THE PIRATE STATUES AND THROWOUT ALL THE PIRATE COSTUMES…

Sweeney, who is seen as one of the top actors of our time thanks to having big tits and being very popular, so big the tits that made her popular, that she doesn’t actually need to know how to act and has been called out on how bad of an actor she is, and how if you look past her tits, how average and dopey looking she is…is in Key West.

She’s taking the whole being on a boat in the Southern most point, as Caribbean as she can be, so she’s all fucking lame and theatre kid about it, making it into some obnoxious themed costume party bullshit that she’s committed to.

Can’t they just wear bikinis like normal big tits on a boat of instagram…

Luckily, her pirate antics weren’t all she shared, she also did some Kite Boarding and managed to get up, lettin’ her rip….so that may not make us forgive her for celebrating the rape and pillaging of racist slave trading pirates, but I wasn’t all that mad about all that anyway….just wait til she levels up and dresses like a Plantation owner when she’s in Louisiana next….then people will be actually mad.

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2024

22

Apr

Alexandra Daddario is in New Orleans of the Day

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I thought you should know…

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2024

22

Apr

Mischa Barton in a Bikini of the Day

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Mischa Barton still exists, I remember when I used to do the Mischa Barton back when I was funny and she never managed to die on us, but it made for great “I See Dead People” fodder since her first big movie was Six Sense as one of the dead people Bruce Willis saw before his dementia took over and turned him into a near dead person….

In still existing and not being dead, Mischa Barton’s managed to make her way to Miami where she put on a bikini top, but since she’s in her 40s and no longer the babe from The OC, which for the record is one of the best shows to have ever been on TV, I’m more interested in zooming in on the girl in the background of the photo, she’s far more interesting…and probably has no idea that Mischa Barton just posted her to the internet like some kind of creeper taking upskirt pics at the mall.

I still think Mischa Barton’s lost her fucking mind because she’s saying that South Beach is “True Paradise”….I mean, sure South Beach is fine if you’re a rich and pretentious fuck, but even the people who live and die for South Beach don’t think it’s paradise….Mischa Barton must be back on the drugs or her anti-psychotics are making her overly positive and creepy…

Bigger tits than I remember though which MEANS something.

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2024

22

Apr

Britney Spears Starts Our Week Off With Creepy Weirdo Dancing of the Day

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Stripped down in a crazy stripper outfit Britney Spears brings the dancing because she’s the professional trained dancing monkey and that’s all she knows…

When I watch these clips of the person they are pretending is Britney Spears I get overwhelmed with how happy she looks, but that could just be her dead behind the eyes in some kind of a manic psychosis.

Who’s looking at her eyes, when she’s got her big popstar mom tits out in a bikini top as she fucks the invisible demons that I have a feeling she sees running around her room…

Who’s lookin at her eyes when she’s pulling down the bikini bootoms as her mom gunt hangs out over it…rletitng you know she’s got no bush because she’s from that era…

Who’s lookin at her eyes when she’s still hot even with that shapeless middle aged mid-section…I guess I am because she creeps me the fuck out, just in a good way.

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2024

22

Apr

Renae Erica is the OF Model of the Day

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She claims to have been voted the number 1 nicest pussy on ONLYFANS . I’m not sure who is voting for these kinds of things or where these contests are happening, but I’m sure the voting is rigged!

That’s not to say that she doesn’t have a great pussy, but the idea that there’s just one nicest pussy on a platform filled with millions of slutty girls selling their nudes, is too hard for me to believe.

What are the nicest pussy criteria, what makes the nicest pussy, maybe a roast beef looking pussy feels better than one that that is more of a coinslot….

Maybe her claiming to have the nicest pussy on the platform is actually shaming all the other women out there, making them hate their vaginas in the event they look different than hers.

Maybe she is the modern day Misogyny and Toxic Masculinity that makes chicks hate their pussies so much that they won’t sit on your face, which is probably better for you, you know, just lay there and let them do all the work, you’re a man you know….

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2024

21

Apr

MassachusettsGirl Brings the Good Times of the Day

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I am definitely a hater and definitely an asshole.

I have built this empire on a swamp thanks to my negative approach to trolling and/or laughing at everything I can to entertain myself.

So when I see a girl with Ronald McDonald looking hear, I am instinctively triggered to get crackin’ on her, but reality is that’s just not the person I want to be

I want to celebrate that she gets naked when in an era that I am from, she would probably not be hired to get naked by a big company that makes millions of dollars off girls getting naked, but in this era, she’s able to contribute to her wealth and well being and living her dream life while also contributing to the bottom line of the billionaire who owns OnlyFans and it’s hard to hate on that.

I’m the kind of guy who wants all girls getting naked, which means hot girls to me, hot girls to you, hot girls to everyone…because hotness is in the eye of the boner.

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2024

21

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties are America’s panty. Like good old fashioned apple pie, or Thanksgiving Dinner your granny used to make.

Comfort and the nostalgia that comes from a good old fashioned pair of full back panties, like the kind your granny used to wear.

So let’s bring back the old in the name of progress, because some things don’t need to be phased out, but instead celebrated when realizing how dumb we all were for buying into panty-lines being bad and thongs being good, when comfort options can still look alright since they are still panties.

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2024

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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