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2024

08

Feb

Eclipse Babe is the Instagram Of The Day

I may not know what Eclipse Babee is, but apparently 175,000 people, or robot traffic, do….and that means something….

Those fans and robot traffic bots following her will be glad to know that she is still alive, because she posted some content 5 days ago.

When looking at her instagram feed, she didn’t post anything in 2023, only one thing in 2022, so thank the lord that she’s still alive to bring the most insane big girl cropped content to the internet that I’ve seen in a while.

I don’t know how fat she actually is, but based on her tits, we may be talking Gilbert Grape fat….just knowing the angles in her curation is what matters.

I may not like the XXXL vibe, and big tits on XXXL don’t really count as big tits because the fat’s gotta go somewhere when you’re not running in a calorie deficit…it’s like not really a skill or genetics or some freak of nature perfect storm in titty manufacturing…..

But I do like that she brings a smile to all her cat fishing….

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

08

Feb

Christina Aguilera is Skinny in Lingerie in Vegas of the Day

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I only have one story when it comes to Christina Aguilera and that is that I was a committed fan during the Britney and Christina Rivalry of the Y2ks….

I wasn’t an actual fan of her music, or really anything about her, I was not very involved in any of that shit….I just thought she was the hotter looking popstsar with her big fake tits on her small frame crawling around. It appealed to me at the time.

I remember making a bet with my friend that I will fuck Christina Aguilera in my life time, it was more of a joke than anything, but for whatever reason I’ve kept it alive in my mind all these years because I feel like the bet is still on because we are both still alive, and really even she died, the bet would still be on because there was no clause in the bet saying she had to be alive when I had sex with her.

My theory was that maybe she’ll end up on the streets, desperate, a whore…her royalties dried up, a scamming manager takes her for everything, she turns to porn, prostitution….at the time, anything could have happened…

Well, the last 15 years of Aguilera have been really fat and I didn’t have any interest in pursuing that bet, you know trying to work my way into her heart with love letters and other tactics I’d use to seduce a celebrity into loving me…like starting a blog dedicated to my love for her…or a fan twitter chat bot that just tweets at her until she can’t ignore me. There are ways in this internet world to connect with these ladies…

But when they are fat, are they really worth the energy, even if you have a bet that you will fuck them…..

So I waited it out, she got skinny for her Vegas show and now I’m ready….to at least start thinking about the seduction process so that I deliver on my bet….maybe I’ll make a documentary about it…

BEDDING XTINA….

In the meantime, here she is in action, in Vegas.

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2024

08

Feb

Megan Fox is Slutty in Fetish Gear of the Day

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Is this Megan Fox, or is it Megan Fox AI like the Taylor Swift AI that went viral weeks after I posted it because I am so ahead of the fucking curve when it comes to lame nerd creepy fake celebrity nudes, so ahead of the mainstream that don’t even know these kinds of things exist because they are busy living their actual lives…

I don’t think this will go viral with hate, anger and the enforcement of AI laws….

I do think this will get Megan Fox diehard fans that are still hanging onto a dream excited….

I also think it’s pretty creepy, but what do I know, apparently not much, except when it comes to deep fake celebrity nudes created by the losers of the internet, that’s where I’m an WHIZZ KID…IF ONLY MY AUTISM WAS PROPERLY TARGETED TO GOOD FUCKING THINGS that make me rich…..instead I’m stuck with this shit…

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2024

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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We all know that life with stepLINKS is a life worth living, so I can keep you all going another day…

That is my purpose….

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2024

07

Feb

Wine Time with Bella Thorne of the Day

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I think women on their hands and knees on table is likely a fetish..

The table topper or center piece at your Thanksgiving dinner.

Granny just loves when there’s a set of tits in her face hovering over the Turkey breast, to really celebrate the feast between Native Americans and the White Man during harvest time.

I know you probably prefer when the girl on all fours allows you to use her as a table, or a footstool, you know so you can assert your dominance and feel like a man…you mossogynist…

I’m pretty indifferent as long as there’s a low cut top and some tits to stare at, girl can get as gymnatics or unruly as she fucking wants….Jump on the bed or sofa, climb on the furniture, I don’t care just bring the big tits and do whatever it is you want…whether it involves having etiquette or manners or not….

Bella Thorne is a HUGE icon, doing what really inspiring people in her generation do, looking better than she normally does and that’s worth celebrating.

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2024

07

Feb

Ashley Benson’s Ready to Drop Porn of the Day

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Ashley Benson was a bored little rich girl, thanks to being on Pretty Little Liars, she was able to become a huge social media account and since social media is life, she didn’t have to work acting jobs….

She instead hung out, got fat, tried lesbianism with Cara Del Toro, got less fat, got knocked up by Brandon Davis from the heyday of the blog era, you know the billion dollar heir to the oil throne who went viral for calling Lohan a firecrotch, basically getting credit for something I originally wrote in a LOHAN POST dated December 10, 2004 that you can see HERE ….it’s not a very great post, but it was a simpler time….and it’s just to make a point…I get no credit where I should…scumbags…

Point is, he called her Fire Crotch in 2006 and goes fucking viral, I call her Fire Crotch in 2004 and get NOTHING….what a world…

Anyway, he knocked up the big sloppy tit lesbian, she’s got a bloated baby in her gunt, and it’s all not as exciting as you’d want it to be…

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2024

07

Feb

Victoria Justice’s Bra Flash of the Day

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Victoria Justice posted this video of her getting reading for her album cover photoshoot, she’s apparently a singer…..

She went to Goodwill, picked up a suit jacket and tie for her costume that she intended to wear over what looks like a sheer bra, because she’s got high level concepts perverts….

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I don’t know if she went to the used underwear section of the thrift store, maybe thats’ just my favorite section because like you, I’m a pervert and knowing that a stranger’s cunt or a dead lady’s cunt has worn those fucking things inspires me, it’s like romantic, all the stories that those panties live that we’ll never know, PUT THEM IN MY MOUTH until the Good Will employee asks me to leave…

ANYWAY….in the video she’s got a sheer bra on and that’s what this is about, because Victoria Justice had a show named after her, her costar Ariana Grande left her in the dust, and she’s hotter and should get more shine, so SEXUALIZE the bra perverts…

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2024

07

Feb

Adriana Snyder is the Instagram Of The Day

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I call this feature – important people doing important things….because if someone is self-important, that energy translates to our lazy minds who just go along for that ride, we just follow her lead and accept that she is important, even if it’s all artificial and manufactured in her brain….the power of conviction or suggestion I guess….

And showing off a fat ass on social media is also important because without it, we’d have no random ass to stare at, forcing us to stare at the asses in our everyday life that are far less ass than this ass.

Adriana Snyder, important people doing important things…..

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

07

Feb

Drea De Matteo’s Side Tit of the Day

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The Sopranos are celebrating their 25th anniversary, so if you’re only into under 30 year old women, Drea De Matteo is not for you, because I can assure you, she was not 5 years old at the time of her stint on the show, which I think is the only show she’s been a part of, besides making babies with Shooter Jennings, who lives off his daddy’s money.

She’s gone onto interesting things like an OnlyFans, which is fun to laugh about, but as it turns out, despite being an old hag of woman, she’s still kinda hot.

That could be her big Italian titty luring me into her old lady being presented as a hot chick even though she’s too old to be a hot chick trap….big Italian mom tits always suck me in…because I guess I intrinsically want to suck them….even when they’re long dried up or sour….

Posted in:Drea De Matteo

2024

07

Feb

Stella Hudgens’ Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

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Stella Hudgens’ is one of my favorites. She was never really on my radar besides being the chubby High School Musical sister with the tits, that weren’t even that exciting.

I just think she’s great thanks to her dive into the exclusive content world, like she’s got worms in her brain telling her that the porn industry is more of a vibe than the mainstream acting industry, which is probably true…only because she can sell a bunch of losers monthly memberships to her nudes….while in Hollywood she has to fight for Hallmark movies that pay under 50k….assuming she gets it from all the other desperados out there…

So now she makes that as a minimum per month, good business, why the fuck not…nothing matters in the grand scheme of things, this is so normalized and controlled that she can still get that mainstream work, or cry that an abusive boyfriend made her do it and level up in the game of life…

I’m just mad that she’s not showing pussy, a sext is not a sext without a pussy….thems the fact…

But she does have an asshole behind her thong and it is NOT even thursday….

Amazing…