Cameltoe….It happens to the best of us, it has probably even happened to your mother and your grandmother. How does that make you feel? I hope you don’t get off to those kinds of thoughts, cuz that would make me feel uncomfortable taking part in your twisted little fantasies…..Paris Hilton, a girl with a vagina we have all seen, has cameltoe and the picture is after the jump.

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Thought the ladies were the only ones abusing the copy machine. Here are some examples of male abuse from a website devoted entirely to reproducing images of the penis. Do not ask the local copy shop if you can do this, just do it fast before they catch you,

and send it in to nobscan.com.
Some creative ideas might be;

a) dress it up like little red riding hood
b) smiley face?
c) get your well hung friend of a diffrent race to do it, then claim it’s yours
d) insert photocopy into next months expense report
e) tuck it, then show the photocopy to friends asking “Is this normal?”
f) paste Shania Twain’s head over yours

If you send us your pictures, we might post them, but we will have a good laugh. And the peanut butter (below) is just too much work to clean up.

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Here is the super Weekend Link Dump. If would like to send me a link, email me at: brad

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Here is the super Weekend Link Dump. If would like to send me a link, email me at: brad

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The Jewish fact of the Day:

“All dairy products are kosher (Must be bloodless), but it must be checked that the product does not contain any meat based products (for example many cheeses contain rennet which is made from the stomach of pigs or cows and thus breaks two of the kosher rules (i) that meat and diary must be separate and (ii) that products from the pig are treyfah). Also the kosher Jew must to sure that the milk is only from kosher animals (some farmers made a practice of topping up cow’s milk with pig’s milk – this would make the milk treyfah)”

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Breast cancer is never a good thing, so ladies get your mam’s gramed. This is seriously hitting the world hard and there is nothing funny about this disease. If I had the stamina I would do the breast cancer walk and I would rock the pink ribbon, but until that day I continue to so my small part in educating our youth and encouraging all you ladies out there to talk to you doctor about what’s best for you to prevent this horrible disease.

Pics after the jump

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Everyone and their mother is a cokeslut these days, it’s just not that common for a mother and daughter to be cokesluts together. Page Six brings us the inside scoop that Lohan and Anna from the OC are cokewhores. We already knew that, we didn’t need proof. Rumor has it that Valderamma would shove an eight ball up his ass, and fart in Lohan’s face. Sex games of the stars are beyond me…..because I am on welfare.

Loo and behold!

Wow, the line for the ladies’ room at Whiskey Blue in New Orleans must’ve been really long the other night: Lindsay Lohan and Samaire Armstrong had to share a stall, our spywitness tells us.

The two are shooting “Just My Luck” – the story of a rich girl whose life is suddenly switched with a homeless man’s – in the Crescent City.

Meanwhile, Lohan’s father may be alone in his belief that he’s ready for prime time. Michael Lohan showed up unshaven for his interview with “Primetime Live’s” John Quiñones, and according to a source, “His shirt was unbuttoned far enough to expose his tattoos, and his hair appeared to be greasy.”

The teen actress’ mother, Dina, filed for divorce from her husband of 19 years in December, and last week, he sued her for half her commission on Lindsay’s earnings, which his lawyer Dominic Barbara estimated at nearly $40 million a year.

But Papa Lohan wants togetherness.

“He said he is willing to do anything to get his family to sign on to his reality-show idea,” said our source. How touching.

Via PageSix

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Videos are made for lovers and lovers make videos. It is Valentine’s Day weekend, what are you doing? Sitting home alone, playing video games, surfing the internet and jerking off to porn? Sounds fantastic you lonely bastard. Hopefully these clips help you get through the scientifically proven most depressing day of the year. I don’t find it depressing because I am always drunk…..

Clips After the Jump.

Mardi Gras Wet T-Shirt
Here

Girls Gone Wild
Here

Galang Video Worth Getting A Boner Over
Here

Family Guy Nude Scene
Here

An idiot
Here

Stiffy the Dog
Here

Britney Spears Curious Commerical (complicated to view if you are a moron)
Here

The Reason to Not Do Webcam Movies, guys are assholes and send them out to friends after you cheat on them with the football team
Here

Idiots on the Internet, This could be you…
Here

Idiots trying to be funny…at a drive thru
Here

Out of Touch music video (I am so international, I keep on pimpin)
Here

INSANE – Cop Almost Gets Killed
Here

Crazy French Man and Horns
Here

Bonus: Paris Hilton’s Deleted Scenes in Tad Hamilton
Here

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Sometimes we have to give the other sister some love. We know she isn’t as famous, she doesn’t get as many gigs and Paris thinks she is bringing her down, but she is still a socialite, has a trust fund bigger than my dick, and wears clothes that are see through. The closest thing to see-through that I ever wore was when I jumped in the pool at the local daycare in my tighty whities. I had no idea I would get arrested for it, but we live and we learn.

Nicky Hilton Nipple after the Jump

Via TheOtherSister

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I think we’re alone now, no wait, electic youth, something that Debbie doesn’t really have anymore, but we all get older, and all of our careers will take a turn to the shitter, but luckily for her, there is a way to revamp what she once had in 1989. That think is called Playboy and this preview picture is a sneak peak to the upcoming spread. Enjoy Perverts.

Bonus ass shot … after the jump….

pics via Laxtime

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