I can’t get enough of the fleshlight community.Not only do you have to be weird to order one, but you have to be really weird to join the community and talk about it with other sexual deviants like yourself. I mean ordering the fleshlight usually happens when you have reached an ultimate low in your life, talking about it is probably the last thing you should do and mingling online with other sexually inept people is probably the worst way to find a real vagina to fuck. That said…here is a post I felt was worthy enough to put here. This guy goes the extra mile to satisfy himself, I don’t know about you, but I have a hard enough time doing my laundry or going to the store to get groceries……

ok i finally ordered and will recieve in 3 days, so i will post a follow up. -quick side note, i wish i had read the boards cause i didnt know the basic model was a smooth bore, hope im not dissapointed, the video of the guy and the blue lady sold me on it.
that said, one toy i discovered was pipe insulation, i think its a 7/8 ID and 2 1.8 OD, used in heating and air, really tight but no texture so it sees little use. BUT the one i devised, and have used daily for 2 years is as follows. I cut the end off a half gallon plastic milk carton, (2 liter bottle works ok too) and lined it with sheepskin from a local surplus store. (1 1/4+ of fur on leather) and it has done well for me. As long as u pull out to jizz on the junk mail u get, and stop to dab the pre cum off your unit, it lasts for months. However, washing sheepskin turns it into something less than virgin sheepskin, not as soft. Further more, in recent months, ive found i can place 1 or more vibrating bullets / eggs inside the container. I think the best part of my toy is that its fun dry, no need for lube. I certainly mean no dissrespect to the fine folks at FL industries. I’ll probably order a super wave or super ribbed, unsure atm.

So amm, did FL beat your best toy ? would like to hear.

Also, is FL ok for guys with a curvature? thanks.

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Paris Hilton likes boys, we already knew that from the sex video. Unfortunately, her weak performance in the bedroom would make the average man think she might be lesbian, but the penis in her mouth made us think otherwise. Paris said that Nicole is one of her few close girlfriends. Paris says that girls tend to be backstabbing, and not stabbin from the back like the boys in her life. The point of this post is that Paris has a cameltoe, it’s not an obvious one, but if you cross your eyes and shit you can see cameltoe.

More pics after the jump….

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All kinds of great video clips are all over the internet, we don’t make them but we could. So could you, just turn on your webcam and do something stupid. Masturbate, dance, sing, anything….I visited all the regular sites and picked up a couple that were worth posting, there is nothing insane here, but a definite good way to waste time. I like to waste time and so do you….

Videos after the jump….

Fleshlight Instructional Video – Made Me Laugh You Lonely Fucks…
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Crazy kids,cars, mud, liquor and fire
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Guy doing the robot….
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Arnold Smoking a Joint…
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Another girl, another webcam…may have put this up already, I can’t keep track
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Unlucky Guy Skydiving….
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Charlize was in a movie, I don’t know which one but she won awards for it. She is from Africa, but she is pretty white. I don’t think you would ever see her in national geographic breast feeding her litter with a bucket of water on her head. I also don’t think you would see her driving a taxi, working at the corner store or stealing your neighbors bike. Lastly, I am pretty sure you won’t see her eating fried chicken, spitting out watermelon seeds or picking cotton for your granddaddy’s plantation. I am not racist, I just say it how I see it…

Pics of Charlize on the Beach After the Jump (you can see nipple and thonged ass yo!)

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More lohan news you don’t need. We wouldn’t be the home of all things Lohan if we didn’t deliver now would we.

Lohan is being crowned the next mini-corporate marketing empire by Obvious News:

“In the fame business, Linday Lohan is the heir apparent for Britney Spears”

And that is making Hillary MAD:

“Duff, who owned the teen pop diva market until Lindsay Lohan was created in the laboratory, might lose market share to the new “it” girl. Lohan manages to be sexy but essentially wholesome, where Duff is just, well, wholesome.”

Full Story and bonus Lohan pic after the Jump

Via : Obvious News

This Week’s Hits: Lindsay Lohan vs. Hilary Duff (Meow!)

It’s her world, we just live in it: Have you noticed the rapidly building hype for Lindsay Lohan, the teen pop diva who’s being groomed to become a mini-corporate marketing empire?

In the fame business, Linday Lohan is the heir apparent for Britney Spears. Lohan has been in show business since age four, and at age 18, she’s already starred in flotsam and jetsam like “Parent Trap,” “Mean Girls,” and “Freaky Friday.”

In “Freaky Friday,” she actually sang — and played guitar — so you know a album debut was just an agent phone call away. Lohan, who released her debut album late 2004, Speak saw chart success with the song “Rumors.” And now — proving she’s a least a flash in the pan, if not a true semi-famous person — her second video/tune hits the airwaves.

The video starts a little downbeat, with Lohan strolling meaningfully down a suburban street as leaves fall dolefully. She gazes into her boyfriend’s house, then indulges in saucy make-out scenes, which cut to scenes of her band performing and, for some reason, kids at a pool party. The thing has “hit” written all over it.

This, of course, makes Hilary Duff very upset. Duff, who owned the teen pop diva market until Lindsay Lohan was created in the laboratory, might lose market share to the new “it” girl. Lohan manages to be sexy but essentially wholesome, where Duff is just, well, wholesome.

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I once loved a girl who’s name was Schwartz, she ripped out my heart and stomped it into the ground…since Schwartz ruined me…I have turned gay…and rock out to plushies all night and all day.
So Schwartz, if you’re reading this, aren’t you proud that you are the reason men cum in my mouth….

Ok – So I am not really gay, but I did once know a girl named Schwartz, she didn’t break my heart, she actually fell in love with me but couldn’t commit because I was much older than her and married with stepkids…but she did show me her tits once…on my couch in a thin american apparel top….no bra.

It was very Lohan of her…

Follow this link, there are videos and photos!!!
(Gay NSFW, don’t click if you are homophobic)

via Sexblo.gs

Nothing after the jump….

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Remember the Pharaoh Monch song? Yeah, neither do I. I also barely remember a time when our teen dream enhanced her breasts only to spend the summer of 2004 exposing them to the world….it seems so long ago.

We know her exhaustion a few months ago was only a strategy to remove the implants we have grown to love….Rumor is that she was tired of being asked if they were real. She couldn’t take lying to the public anymore, she’s good like that. She took action to deflate the boobs and surgery coupled with a $1000 dollar a day coke habbit, made losing her tits easier than you’d think.

Rumor also has it that FEZ has them in a jar on his bookshelf. Yes, I know it isn’t a believable story, mexicans don’t know how to read.

Pictures After the Jump….

From Large C to Small B

But I will still smile and grab my face erotically….

Confessions of a Teenage Boy’s Body

Nipples – Still Puffy…

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Technically, Gwyneth isn’t Jewish. Her father, Bruce Paltrow (who died in 2002) was Jewish but her mother is not Jewish. Still, Gwyneth embraces the part of her background that is Jewish and that is good enough for me. she was raised Jewish. She has 33 Rabbis in her family tree!

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Quotation:
“I happen to adore British men and I adore Britain.”

IMDB BIO:
To most moviegoers, Gwyneth Paltrow was “that English actress that used to be engaged to Brad Pitt.” On March 21, 1999, that image was altered completely when the little known actress was awarded the Academy Award for her outstanding performance in Shakespeare in Love (1998). Gwyneth Paltrow, who in fact is not English, was born in 1972 in Los Angeles, the daughter of noted film director Bruce Paltrow and Tony award-winning actress Blythe Danner. When Gwyneth was 11, the family moved to Massachusetts where her father began working in summer stock productions in the Berkshires. It was here that she received her early acting training under the tutelage of her parents. In 1991, she quit the University of California and began to actively pursue a career in acting. She made her film debut with a small part in Shout (1991) and for the next 5 years had featured roles in a mixed bag of film fare that included Flesh and Bone (1993); Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994); Se7en (1995); Jefferson in Paris (1995); Moonlight and Valentino (1995); and The Pallbearer (1996). It was her performance in the title role of Emma Woodhouse in Emma (1996) that led to her being offered the role of Viola in Shakespeare in Love (1998). She broke her much publicized engagement to actor Brad Pitt in 1997 citing as the reason the fact that neither she nor Pitt felt that they could pursue their respective careers and at the same time maintain a happy marriage. They remain good friends. A tall, wafer thin, delicate beauty, Gwyneth Paltrow is a consummate professional and a highly skilled actress who appears to possess everything necessary to achieve super stardom.

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Today’s links are brought to you in part by all the great sites we have listed in the friends list on the right hand side of the screen. Knowing the kind of people who read this site, I bet at least 10 of you lifted your hands up to see which one formed an L, index and thumb yo…I am not calling you stupid, I am just saying that lefts and rights aren’t your thing, I am sure you are good at a lot of other things in your life, and seriously how often do you need to know left from right….

Videos after the jump….

2 Girls Fighting at a Party – Classy
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Weird Webcam Blowjob NSFW
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2 kids rocking out to a bad song
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Woman plays with her sand bag titties
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How to Dance.
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People Hypnotized into having orgasms in front of a crowd
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Getty Images are for lovers and since I love you, I decided to give you a couple of yesterday’s best…..I don’t actually love you, because we have never really got to know each other, but I tell all the girls I love them, it’s easier access to their pants…

Pics after the jump….

The Others Believe in Clean Living and a Drug Free America.

Pharrell likes to shock, but he does it all wrong.

I Have Dance in My Pants, But I am wearing a skirt….

Keanu got his hollywood star of fame, and he brought his girlfriend along for the ceremony. When you are “famous” you can do anything.

I want to be Michael Jackson’s Umberella Holder, and those are the two fingers he used on the boy, he’s mocking us….that bastard.

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