Like any average dude, I sometimes think of how life would be different if I had founded a sex cult when I was in my 20s, not that I would have the influence to get anyone to join my sex cult, but it’s a sex cult fantasy….. Then you realize just how shitty the kind […]

As celebrities celebrate Wet Ass Pussies while promoting the Cardi B song, because dry ass pussies are no good, to the dismay of all the menopausal women out there, especially when looking for Hollywood jobs…where a wet pussy means work…. You should escape the city….escape the American dream…escape to the country…reconnect with nature, grow your […]

It’s good to know that girls, despite all the whining, are still opportunistic sluts, who want to connect with rich guys, famous guys, athlete guys, to live out their fantasy life of luxury for the gram….I would say that 90 percent of those MeToo movement style complaints are from girls mad that those dreams didn’t […]

In the era of hydraflasks and every possible portable drinking device, I am still into single use plastic any chance I get, I’m tempted to order empty bottles off amazon to just fill up with tap water, you know the life of luxury with my own single use plastic, because I think it is important […]

I know this isn’t a brilliant observation, but when did people start pretending to care about anything more than their selfie or their immediate life. The internet was a lot more fun when people were just posting pics of themselves, talking about themselves, being vapid idiot show offs looking for the next pic….it was a […]

All the people complaining that 2020 is shit, clearly haven’t gone outside and seen that all the girls who are posting nudes or half nudes on the internet because it’s a trending activity to partake in no matter what age you are, go out on jogs in what would have been considered their underwear if […]

I am not a religous person, but I think we can agree that the biggest problem with America right now is the loss of religion.. Basic humans clearly need some sort of guide to look up to, especially the dumb ones, to have a moral code…and now that the church is no more, people are […]

Stop following fucking internet trends…it’s silly…and making these influencers more and more money…so much money that all the celebs are trying to become influencers with their youtubes and instagrams…. THROW OUT YOUR PHONE….it is tracking you and ruining your life… I was late to the cellphone game, I liked being unreachable, but I know that […]

It’s the weekend and girls who hate men may not be grabbing dicks on dance floor since dancing is banned like we’re Kevin Bacon in Footloose, which it should be since dancing is embarrassing… But maybe you’ll be at the pool, or near a pool you can creep on and see girls who hate men […]

The fun thing about being cancelled before I even started back in 2004 is that I can say basically anything I want and no one cares. I guess that’s very similar to being irrelevant so maybe I am not cancelled, just irrelevant…it is definitely irrelevance…. I saw some conversation I had with the sex bot […]