I wonder if sex addicts are losing their minds in this era of not fucking strangers in part because the strangers aren’t as sex addicted as they are making the meet ups more challenging….. Are you screaming out of their apartment windows asking every passer by to fuck, in an attempt to orchestrate an orgy….or […]

It’s May 1st…summer’s coming…any plans? Big summer ahead? Any of you hitting up Europe for that River Cruise you’ve been planning the last 5 years….or just staying local in the prison that your home has become?! Have you made your women test drive their bikinis to make sure they are good enough quality because you […]

What are some of the family / quarantine rituals you’ve set up for you and your quarantine family, besides chronic masturbation? Are ya’ll having conversations? Playing charades? Doing some throwback family movie nights? Are family members starting to fuck each other like prison inmates? Or are we not at that breaking point? Are girlfriends getting […]

I wonder what all the toxic masculine men all these feminists of the internet used to complain about two weeks ago are up to…. I bet it’s not date raping…or telling them they have nice tits in person but I wouldn’t be surprised if there was some “suck my dick if you don’t want to […]

I do be seeing A LOT Of girls posting their workout videos from home, because everyone is in a “work out from home” state of mind. The yoga studies all empty, as the the queef smells of women who yoga slowly dissipates now that it is not getting it’s constant queef smell refill. I’ve also […]

It is St Patrick’s Day and everyone is freaking out that they can’t go out there and get kissed because they are Irish…dude no one was kissing you before. Not to mention, you can’t let to government or a virus get in your way of a good time. Live it up like Clearwater Beach people […]

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! I am not too panicked about impending death, I figure it can go either way, I’m already a reclusive who hates people, so life goes on as per usual for me, but I am also not a freak who is out there licking toilet seats giving the fuck you […]

More people will die from the HPV Paris Hilton introduced to the scene, the first pandemic the WHO ignored…. All these guys waiting for a girl to get drunk enough to fuck him are playing hero about Weinstein. “I hope this sets precendent on all the #MeToo movement cases”…shut the fuck up faggot, we know […]

This toilet paper crisis is so weird to me. Maybe it is because I don’t even use Toilet Paper as it is. You know, when it’s not a crisis or pandemic… Even if Coronvirus attacked the gut and I was shitty everywhere, I’d still rather do a shower off…plus if it is the end of […]