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2019

15

Mar

Sluts at the IHeartRadio Awards of the Day

IHeartRadio is the evil radio company that owns every fucking radio station around the world…so they are the people on payroll, or PAYOLA from the record labels, that get shitty fucking music stuck in our fucking heads… You know the people responsible for you knowing all the words of a Taylor Swift or Lady Gaga […]

2019

12

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my day isn’t knowing I’ve been blocked by Alyssa Milano for a decade now… It’s that someone wrote a confession that he was molested by family members as child….to which everyone wrote their stories and sympathy and offered their support and celebrated his strength in being so open….believe all dudes….or some shit.. […]

2019

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was in a store, randomly stalking a girl, in what I call following her in real life, far less intrusive than following her on the internet, plus I couldn’t follow her on the internet, I didn’t know her name and I wasn’t about to steal her purse to find out… She had leggings on. […]

2019

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the DAy

Woman’s Day, celebrated by feminists everywhere, who for some reason don’t believe in gender, unless it’s all men turning into girls as the gender, you know to rid the world of actual men….seems like a bit of a conflict of interest…I went over this earlier.. But it’s been funny to see most attention seeking whores […]

2019

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I find it funny how girls pretend to be empowered and independent, but the first chance they get to suck a rich or famous dick, they’re on it…it’s like you can know a girl so well that you know just how much she hates a Ryan Seacrest…but the second that bitch accidentally meets him on […]

2019

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

It is the Oscars, I’d say follow me on twitter for my live tweet, but award shows are garbage and I can’t commit to spending my sunday promoting that bullshit, participating in that bullshit…even if I am trolling that bullshit…. Lady Gaga will win, because they want views…Ryan Seacrest will insert things in his asshole, […]

2019

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Thin is bad – it promotes anorexia, that is not the narrative of this generation…fitness and thin are two differnt things….we are in a world where Precious identifies as a skinny white girl, despite being a bus…and we need to accept her as just being big boned or whatever…when clearly she’s fat…crazy. Not as crazy […]

2019

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

While I spent my day avoiding the internet…the big new was that Karl Lagerfeld died of AIDS at 85 and like Stan Lee before him, the fan boys / girls are out there posting about how he influenced them…when really he didn’t influence them at all..they are just pop culture idiots who are programmed to […]

2019

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

We live in the era of urine therapy, where motherfuckers are legit drinking their own pee like they are lost in the wilderness – despite having perfectly good water in their fucking taps….because these people aren’t the same people who live in Flynt MichigaN…these are L.A. idiots. I mean if you want bitches to piss […]

2019

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Guess what, it’s the Super Bowl. Have you been placing your bets, making your 7 layer dip, getting all your lame friends together to bro down to Tom Brady’s leggings. Laughing at the commercials. Cumming to the half time show….you know typical things to get excited about when your life is pathetic….but mainstream pathetic…living that […]